In the battle of early morning nasty-as-hell carnivorous mammals, there was only going to be one winner. Honey Badgers 3 – Wolverines 0. There was a bit of worry in the early morning Badger Den as Ciro was having trouble waking up. Luckily for him and the rest of the early risers, Gigi came equipped with…
With things all square on the pitch, the Honey Badgers took City behind the wood shed for a good’ol beat down after the game. As the City stragglers limped to their cars soon after the game with no tent, no beers and no fun, Cameron Road put on a 2+ hour display of sheer numpyness…
With the brutal rays of summer finally beating down on them, the Honey Badgers took the field at noon to face the mighty Manchester City. City may not have secured the services of Raheim Sterling by kickoff, but they did unleash a dynamic duo frontline that was as formidable as Cameron Road had ever seen….
Finally, a successful “tent jump.” Luckily, the first one was not caught on tape since it ended in disgrace, much like last year’s.
With the spring season behind them, the Honey Badgers embarked on their annual summer tour of duty. First up on the docket was long-time rival Struggle F.C. Back in the day, these two teams tore up a patch or two of grass battling it out with a friendly rivalry, so it was nice to see…
Not even the raucous support of Hagrid and the Baker Street Mean Eyed Cat Boys could rally the Honey Badgers to victory yesterday as they fell to another top of the table team. Cameron Road fielded a strong compliment of subs, but were still missing some key players as McKenna, Luke, Crosley, Ben, Ciro and…
With a dreadfully average league campaign drawing to a close, and fresh memories of the heartbreaking, last-second Fall Cup Final defeat still on their minds, the Honey Badgers knew that the Clark Field Derby was their last chance at filling up the trophy cabinet this year. And with an impressive late second half charge, Cameron…
What was that…. soccer on a Sunday?! No rain?! Unbelievable. Yes soccer fans, it was true. There was a game to be played after many rainouts, and the Honey Badgers and Chopped Liverpool took to the lovely green pitch at Onion Field to do battle for Crown and Anchor supremacy. When beer, the outside round…
Miraculously, the rains that were forecast for the weekend never materialized, and instead the drive out to Manor was accompanied by a thick blanket of eery fog. Ominous…. but for which team? The Honey Badgers welcomed the mythical Ben Lee into the midfield, and alongside Ciro, they formed the central midfield “tower of power”. They…
Cameron Road United finally got back on the pitch after the spring monsoons made way for sunny skies at Onion Creek. In a battle with the league’s top dogs, pardon me, cats, the Honey Badgers stood toe-to-toe with the former Baker Street Boys and gave them all they could handle. A scoreless draw was probably…
The Honey Badgers pitched another defensive shoutout against table toppers Chopped Liverpool yesterday and earned a well-deserved point. Everyone was probably expecting a rain out since the fields were a wet, muddy, freezing cold mess, but the league said “game on” and the badgers assembled on the sidelines with a few subs ready for battle.
What a difference a week makes! Fresh from an embarrassing second half collapse against the Madrigal Dragons last week, the Honey Badgers were thirsty for cobra’s blood. They were onto the sent early, as they showed up 17 strong before kickoff. Rumor has it that Jefe sent up camp in the 7:00 hour, finding just…
For the second time in three tries, the Honey Badgers made it to the Austin Fall Cup Finals in a thrilling, captivating, monumental, epic weekend of soccer and sausages. The Cameron Road Executive Council did its homework with the pre-tournament planning as they secured the services of Travis, Nick and Berto to add a “Punter Bump”…
In the battle for the Crown & Anchor, Cameron Road United came up just short and fell to Chopped Liverpool on Sunday. It was a closely contested game that went down to the wire in typical derby fashion. If not for some bad luck and some heroics from the Liverpool keeper, the Honey Badgers would…
They had a coach we had none… they had subs we had one…two set pieces is how they won…many beers were drank and the day was done! -Jefé
Sunday morning brought Cameron Road United their first victory in their mouthwatering new kit. Fueled by 76.9% red sock synergy, the Honey Badgers survived an early scare and roared back to a convincing 4-2 victory on the dew-soaked fields at Onion Creek. With that many red socks on the field, Takoba really didn’t stand…
The Honey Badgers were handed their first loss of the season as they were beaten by CC United 4-2. Andy scored on his 40th birthday and Ryan stuck in a penalty.
Onion Creek still lay in a deep fog as the Honey Badgers began to assemble at Field 6 for what was to become a heated 8 AM matchup with the Grackles. The field was covered in dew and el Jefe had camp pitched by 6:47 AM by what appeared to be a small pile…
On a late Sunday afternoon in crispy October, the Onion Creek wind swiftly swept in from the south, whispering of unforgiving bounces and exuding an “anything goes” attitude. The Badgers of Cameron Road United gathered their strength at Field 6 of OCSC for the late 4 pm game. CRU made a good showing in numbers with 15 strong, and erecting a three-tent…
Cameron Road finally put it all together in their first win of the season. Two great goals, some even better saves, awesome shutout defense, and a total team effort allowed the Honey Badgers to close out the game in style. With McKenna and Z unavailable, Cameron Road elected to play a lone, bald front man…
With the dreadful summer season fading into memory like that one time Ryan claims to have scored five goals in a game, the Honey Badgers embarked on their second season in Over 30B with high hopes. Unlike last year, there was no Chris Peterson party to celebrate his freshly painted deck to knock out half the…