No rain. The tent. Johnny Football. World Cup Final day. Donuts. Just a few headlines from yesterday’s pre-match between the Honey Badgers and Chopped Liverpool. Cameron Road assembled 4 subs in a dual-tent Badgertown for an early morning showdown. Sir Brian of Parkstown strapped on his new keeper gloves to take his spot between the…
The “Many Son’s of Travis FC” beat Cameron Road and one son on Father’s Day 5-0. Travis had about 5 old guys and 15 kids, so it wasn’t exactly a fair fight. But still, the Honey Badgers created some chances that should have made the scoreline a little more appealing. Danny and Nolan did provide…
The grand finale to the 2025 Summer Season was a proper summer game. The heat was intense, but thanks to Jake the Honey Badgers were blanketed in a cool spray of mist in the newly upgraded Badger Den. Congrats to Matt, who was given a leave of absence to get married by CRU Management. He…
With Chappy receiving high altitude bunion therapy in the mountains of Santa Fe, Jefe was in charge of recalling the mental souvenirs from the game against CC United: So the game started out and they had a couple young planers and I got burned on the corner and they passed it in for the first…
One again, Cameron Road faced off against a team full kids half Billy’s age. They also happened to be in first place and were used to scoring goals for fun. But CRU saved one of their best performances for just the occasion as they went toe-to-toe with Real Sociadad for most of the match. It…
Facing the prospect of playing an entire team whose combined age would still be less than Billy’s, Cameron Road put out the word that Sunday was mustache day. Many showed up heading the call, but proper facial hair was well under the 100% compliance needed for total and utter pre-game dominance. Andy was back, fresh…
The actual game was just a tiny portion of the soccer sandwich from Sunday as it took place between the debut of the new tent and the epic post game festivities. The tent is a glorious masterpiece. Some say it can be seen from space. It certainly is a beacon of average 40-year old soccer…
7:55 Sunday morning…. 5 Badgers, no tent, no ball. 9:45 Sunday morning…. 13 Badgers, multiple balls, a green tent, popsicles, beer, and a glorious victory! Once the game started and Badgers were seen jogging down to the pitch, a full squad was assembled. Conor arrived just in time to set up the tent and be…
Ciro receives his 2,458th icing from the Tent Fairy, as Jefe pleads to conserve water, backfiring spectacularly.
Another week of hot summer action at Onion Creek today as Cameron Road United and friends faced off against yet another team without a gray hair in sight. Also another good week of subs showing up, including Twisted Tea Nick, Yunir, and the third tip of the Tiny Trident, Scott. Nolan was back in goal…
Summer game #2 was a welcome 8am respite from the Texas heat, although it was still humid and sticky like the inside of one of Jaybone’s gloves. Speaking of Jaybone, with Nolan (a.k.a. The Kid) still between the pipes, Jay got a kickstart to his summer minutes in the open field as he was one…
You know it. You love it. You can’t get enough of it. Year after year you wonder why you are still doing it. It’s Summer Soccer! The Honey Badgers lost their opener to a team full of under 30 year olds and one gray hair who are hanging out in D5 for some reason. The…
The final game of this stellar summer season ended with a bang as the Honey Badgers destroyed Austin Power Outage by 8 goals, and it could have been much more! This has been the best summer season in recent memory with a great crew, a great vibe, and great performances by those young and old….
Well, well, well gentlemen, that was one summer scorcher for the books. The Badgers faced up against the Mean Eyed Kitty Cats at noon for a brain melter. Badger Town was looking robust with a couple tents (canopies Conor) and with a few late arrivals fielded a 15 man squad…pretty impressive for summer attendance. Mean…
With a sprinkle in the morning to jack up the humidy to Vietnam-like levels at Onion Creek Field, the Honey Badgers gathered under the shade of the tent to do battle with top dawgs Austin Athletic Club. The “Tiny Trident” arrived early, having traveled together inside the glove box of their Uber. When the dust…
While Chappy was at home with a spicy case of the Covids, Cameron Road narrowly escaped “Rostergate” as Adam’s Arms delivered that names of those who would bestow an epic beatdown of Chopped Liverpool in lieu of oranges. Relying on Jefe’s memory, FBI interviews, drone footage, and notes written down on Ciro’s soaked back, we…
Another week, another win for Cameron Road United in this successful 2024 Summer Campaign. This week Cameron Road took on cross town rivals CC United, always a tough opponent. With 6 subs, Badgertown was, once again, filled to the brim with quality soccering talent to throw at the short handed CC United, who had to…
While England prepared to do battle with Spain for the Euro Championship, and Argentina prepared to do the same against Columbia in the Copa América Finals, the Honey Badgers were first up to take on their old Over 40A rivals Travis FC yesterday morning. Travis FC showed up with a bevy of teenagers, but ironically…
No media coverage for this one, but word on the street was that Mark was a boss for taking a beating and keeping his cool, and Conor was en Fuego with two majestic saves at one end of the pitch and the only goal at the other end. Man-of-the-Match: Conor!
After losing a tough opening summer match, the Honey Badgers bounced back in a big way as they shut down the grid on Austin Power Outage on their way to a commanding 6-1 win. It was a steamy, hot and sunny June morning, and dew covered the pitch like a bandana over Pete’s bald dome….
The Summer Season is back! While most folks cower from the annual heat dome in their air conditioned dwellings, those brave enough to don the yellow jersey suffer for the badge at Onion Creek during the sweltering summer Texas months. This year is no exception as Cameron Road welcomed back a bunch of friends and…
Cameron Road United closed out this epic Summer Season with a thrilling 4-1 victory over Travis FC on a 107 degree noon day at Onion Creek to finish off with a winning record…. a not-so-easy feat for summer ball. Since Chappy was high up a mountain in Santa Fe, all reports and findings in this…
This week’s Sunday morning brought a trip to the beautiful, plush, well groomed fields of NEMP for an 8am showdown with CC United and their new strange, orange camo kits. Cameron Road welcomed back Jeff Z for his first summer action, were thankful that Jefe survived several golf course related incidents Friday morning, and even…
Piecing together this week’s match report as Chappy was out of town for his annual Bald Dome of Power polishing at an old machine shop in West Virginia. The word across the wire was that Austin Blues had quite a large roster to choose from, while Cameron Road struggled this week with a bare bones…
Cameron Road finally got a break with an 8am game, but it was still hot as the humid dew filled the air like the delicious smells of a fresh batch of Luke’s Grandmother’s biscuits. With Ciro and Derek both out of town, the team’s average height shot up 3 inches, leaving Scotty as the lone…
8 subs! 4 tents! Mist! A generator! Badgertown was humming Sunday at noon for the big showdown with bar rivals Chopped Liverpool. They had no Johnny Football, and were pretty much doomed to be toothless in front of goal while the Badgers were prepared to come at them in waves. Early on, the Badgers started…
Another nooner in full effect this week as the Honey Badgers faced Austin Athletic Club. Cameron Road welcomed back Guillermo with open arms after week’s on the shelf with a foot injury. Look out for those tiny turf divots you 40 year old! The Badgers also gained the defensive services of Nick L, picking up…
Summer soccer at noon. A rite of passage. Can you survive? Can you outlast the other team? Will you pass out from a heat stroke and have to be revived by a cooler full of gooch water to the dome? Honey Badgers don’t give a shit. Good squad for yesterday’s match with 4-5 subs, which…
The league gave the Badgers the honey pot spot with an 8am game on Father’s Day. It was cool, cloudy and not yet into triple digits. Jefe was out, but he made sure to give the precious Real Ale cooler to newcomer Matt (did you happen to hear Cameron Road has a sponsorship with Real…
First game of the 2023 Summer Season. The Onion Creek grass was lush. The tent was wobbly. There were plenty of new faces in the mix, and Jefe rolled 7 bones. Jefe had been hard at work recruiting some extra Badgers-in-Training to make sure the core squad didn’t die of a Texas heat stroke in…