Summer Game Reports

WIN: 8-0 vs Austin Power Outage – Badgers Blow Up The Grid For Good

WIN: 8-0 vs Austin Power Outage – Badgers Blow Up The Grid For Good

The final game of this stellar summer season ended with a bang as the Honey Badgers destroyed Austin Power Outage by 8 goals, and it could have been much more! This has been the best summer season in recent memory with a great crew, a great vibe, and great performances by those young and old….

1-1 vs Mean Eyed Cat: Badgers Give Mean Eyed Kitty Cat Scratch Fever in 1-1 Draw!

1-1 vs Mean Eyed Cat: Badgers Give Mean Eyed Kitty Cat Scratch Fever in 1-1 Draw!

Well, well, well gentlemen, that was one summer scorcher for the books. The Badgers faced up against the Mean Eyed Kitty Cats at noon for a brain melter. Badger Town was looking robust with a couple tents (canopies Conor) and with a few late arrivals fielded a 15 man squad…pretty impressive for summer attendance.  Mean…

DRAW: 0-0 vs Austin Athletic: Badgers Play to a Draw Against AAC

DRAW: 0-0 vs Austin Athletic: Badgers Play to a Draw Against AAC

With a sprinkle in the morning to jack up the humidy to Vietnam-like levels at Onion Creek Field, the Honey Badgers gathered under the shade of the tent to do battle with top dawgs Austin Athletic Club. The “Tiny Trident” arrived early, having traveled together inside the glove box of their Uber. When the dust…

WIN: 7-2 vs Chopped Liverpool: Badgers Slice, Dice and Mince Livers Into a Fine Pulp On a Day of Total Destruction

WIN: 7-2 vs Chopped Liverpool: Badgers Slice, Dice and Mince Livers Into a Fine Pulp On a Day of Total Destruction

While Chappy was at home with a spicy case of the Covids, Cameron Road narrowly escaped “Rostergate” as Adam’s Arms delivered that names of those who would bestow an epic beatdown of Chopped Liverpool in lieu of oranges. Relying on Jefe’s memory, FBI interviews, drone footage, and notes written down on Ciro’s soaked back, we…

WIN: 5-3 vs Travis FC: Honey Badgers Beat Rivals In Battle Of The Under Age Stars!

WIN: 5-3 vs Travis FC: Honey Badgers Beat Rivals In Battle Of The Under Age Stars!

While England prepared to do battle with Spain for the Euro Championship, and Argentina prepared to do the same against Columbia in the Copa América Finals, the Honey Badgers were first up to take on their old Over 40A rivals Travis FC yesterday morning. Travis FC showed up with a bevy of teenagers, but ironically…

WIN: 6-1 vs Austin Power Outage: Call the Governor, the Grid is Down! Badgers Win Big!
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WIN: 6-1 vs Austin Power Outage: Call the Governor, the Grid is Down! Badgers Win Big!

After losing a tough opening summer match, the Honey Badgers bounced back in a big way as they shut down the grid on Austin Power Outage on their way to a commanding 6-1 win. It was a steamy, hot and sunny June morning, and dew covered the pitch like a bandana over Pete’s bald dome….

WIN: 4-1 vs Travis FC – Badgers Finish Off Summer Season with Big Win Over Arch Rivals…. Silencing their Crowd for Good

WIN: 4-1 vs Travis FC – Badgers Finish Off Summer Season with Big Win Over Arch Rivals…. Silencing their Crowd for Good

Cameron Road United closed out this epic Summer Season with a thrilling 4-1 victory over Travis FC on a 107 degree noon day at Onion Creek to finish off with a winning record…. a not-so-easy feat for summer ball. Since Chappy was high up a mountain in Santa Fe, all reports and findings in this…

WIN: 3-2 vs CC United – School Was In Session As Badgers Teach Teens Life Lessons

WIN: 3-2 vs CC United – School Was In Session As Badgers Teach Teens Life Lessons

This week’s Sunday morning brought a trip to the beautiful, plush, well groomed fields of NEMP for an 8am showdown with CC United and their new strange, orange camo kits. Cameron Road welcomed back Jeff Z for his first summer action, were thankful that Jefe survived several golf course related incidents Friday morning, and even…

LOSS: 6-3 vs Pennybacker United – Badgers Win Final 20 Minutes Against Sandbag United…. Just Run Out Of Time To Complete Epic Comeback

LOSS: 6-3 vs Pennybacker United – Badgers Win Final 20 Minutes Against Sandbag United…. Just Run Out Of Time To Complete Epic Comeback

Cameron Road finally got a break with an 8am game, but it was still hot as the humid dew filled the air like the delicious smells of a fresh batch of Luke’s Grandmother’s biscuits. With Ciro and Derek both out of town, the team’s average height shot up 3 inches, leaving Scotty as the lone…

WIN: 2-0 vs Chopped Livers – Badgers Batter Liverpool to Defend the Honor of The Crown & Anchor

WIN: 2-0 vs Chopped Livers – Badgers Batter Liverpool to Defend the Honor of The Crown & Anchor

8 subs! 4 tents! Mist! A generator! Badgertown was humming Sunday at noon for the big showdown with bar rivals Chopped Liverpool. They had no Johnny Football, and were pretty much doomed to be toothless in front of goal while the Badgers were prepared to come at them in waves. Early on, the Badgers started…

LOSS: 1-2 vs AAC – Goals Dry Up, Unlike Ciro’s Shorts

LOSS: 1-2 vs AAC – Goals Dry Up, Unlike Ciro’s Shorts

Another nooner in full effect this week as the Honey Badgers faced Austin Athletic Club. Cameron Road welcomed back Guillermo with open arms after week’s on the shelf with a foot injury. Look out for those tiny turf divots you 40 year old! The Badgers also gained the defensive services of Nick L, picking up…

WIN: 6-4 vs Austin Power Outage – Badgers Continue To Thrill in a 10 Goal Father’s Day Spectacular!

WIN: 6-4 vs Austin Power Outage – Badgers Continue To Thrill in a 10 Goal Father’s Day Spectacular!

The league gave the Badgers the honey pot spot with an 8am game on Father’s Day. It was cool, cloudy and not yet into triple digits. Jefe was out, but he made sure to give the precious Real Ale cooler to newcomer Matt (did you happen to hear Cameron Road has a sponsorship with Real…

LOSS: 4-3 vs Takoba – Badgers Start Summer Campaign with a 7 Goal Thrilla

LOSS: 4-3 vs Takoba – Badgers Start Summer Campaign with a 7 Goal Thrilla

First game of the 2023 Summer Season. The Onion Creek grass was lush. The tent was wobbly. There were plenty of new faces in the mix, and Jefe rolled 7 bones. Jefe had been hard at work recruiting some extra Badgers-in-Training to make sure the core squad didn’t die of a Texas heat stroke in…

WIN: 3-1 vs Austin Power Outage – Call the Governor, Badgers shut down the Grid

WIN: 3-1 vs Austin Power Outage – Call the Governor, Badgers shut down the Grid

Looking for an opportunity to bounce back from last week’s meltdown, the Honey Badgers gathered under Nick’s lone tent to prepare to battle the day glow clad gentleman from Austin Power Outage, who were decked out in bring pink tops. With Jefe successfully penetrating the inner sanctum of the Q2 Stadium the night before and…

DRAW: 3-3 vs Travis County FC – Badgers Take Down the City Thanks to Mark T’s Hat Trick!

DRAW: 3-3 vs Travis County FC – Badgers Take Down the City Thanks to Mark T’s Hat Trick!

Chappy was in Mexico so the Match Report is all heresy and conjecture. But word on the street was that it was a good game, albeit hot as balls at noon. Mark T scored a hat trick with assists from Adam G and his proud Papa, and Jefe shielded the keeper from his final free…

LOSS: 4-3 vs Arsenal – Badgers Run Out Of Time
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LOSS: 4-3 vs Arsenal – Badgers Run Out Of Time

Another beautiful 8am game at the Clark Field Stadium. Green grass, musical vibes, Ciro had Starbucks and Jefe had a pre-game Twisted Tea. All was good…. except there wasn’t a keeper in sight with Jaybone reenacting the 1985 smash hit Easy Lover by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey in his living room. “Billy, you want…

WIN: 4-3 vs Chopped Liverpool – Badgers and Friends Outlast Johnny Football in Epic Crown & Anchor Shootout!

WIN: 4-3 vs Chopped Liverpool – Badgers and Friends Outlast Johnny Football in Epic Crown & Anchor Shootout!

“A wiser fella once said, sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, the bar eats you.” And sometimes the bar is the sponsor for two teams in an epic shootout at Onion Creek on a muggy Sunday morning. The Badgers and Friends squared off against an ancient foe yesterday as they faced Chopped Liverpool….

LOSS: 2-0 vs Mean Eyed Cat – Badgers Fall To A Mean-Eyed Cat In Epic Animal Kingdom Battle Royal

LOSS: 2-0 vs Mean Eyed Cat – Badgers Fall To A Mean-Eyed Cat In Epic Animal Kingdom Battle Royal

The good folks at league headquarters pulled the old switcharoo on the Badgers for their 8am game on Sunday. Instead of playing Cell United, the hapless team from Tesla, Cameron Road faced and Over 40 Premier team, Mean-Eyed Cat. Looks like they got bumped down to our division, while Cell United moved on to greener…

WIN: 4-3 vs Peludos FC – Crafty Badgers Beat Bunch of Gen Z’ers on Father’s Day!

WIN: 4-3 vs Peludos FC – Crafty Badgers Beat Bunch of Gen Z’ers on Father’s Day!

For the 2022 Summer Campaign, the Cameron Road United Board put together a Frankenstein-like squad filled with Clark Field All Stars and fellow Over 40 members to battle the heat and young legs they might face. With game one scrapped, this was the Honey Badgers first test, and they drew the short straw of time…

Honey Badgers Surge Into the Fall Season with 4-2 Win over Penneybacker United!

Honey Badgers Surge Into the Fall Season with 4-2 Win over Penneybacker United!

Last game of the summer and Cameron Road are starting to get their swagger back. With two tents, six subs, Lil’Dave, many coolers of beer and a new hat for Chappy, the Honey Badgers were ready to kick it into high gear. Unfortunately, they started off in reverse, giving up a silly breakaway goal in…

Honey Badgers Survive 157 Degree Temperature, 52 Opposing Players, And Are Forced To Huddle Under 1 Tent in Narrow 0-1 Loss to Deportivo la Real

Honey Badgers Survive 157 Degree Temperature, 52 Opposing Players, And Are Forced To Huddle Under 1 Tent in Narrow 0-1 Loss to Deportivo la Real

You know that one game of Summer Soccer when you start to question your life choices? That mid-August 2:00 game when you don’t have enough players, it’s about 150 degrees outside, and your opponent has about 10 subs? Yeah, that was yesterday. Surprisingly, the Honey Badgers overcame most of these obstacles and fought hard against…