Summer Game Reports

Summer Game #9 – Nolan Gets His Shutout To Close Out The 2025 Summer Season as Cameron Road Beats the Grackles 3-0!

Summer Game #9 – Nolan Gets His Shutout To Close Out The 2025 Summer Season as Cameron Road Beats the Grackles 3-0!

The grand finale to the 2025 Summer Season was a proper summer game. The heat was intense, but thanks to Jake the Honey Badgers were blanketed in a cool spray of mist in the newly upgraded Badger Den. Congrats to Matt, who was given a leave of absence to get married by CRU Management. He…

Summer Game #7 – CRU 0 – Real Sociadad 2 – Badgers Give Epic Performance Against Top Team of Youngins’

Summer Game #7 – CRU 0 – Real Sociadad 2 – Badgers Give Epic Performance Against Top Team of Youngins’

One again, Cameron Road faced off against a team full kids half Billy’s age. They also happened to be in first place and were used to scoring goals for fun. But CRU saved one of their best performances for just the occasion as they went toe-to-toe with Real Sociadad for most of the match. It…

Summer Game #6 – CRU 3 – Texas Eagles Teenage Soccer Sandbagging FC 5

Summer Game #6 – CRU 3 – Texas Eagles Teenage Soccer Sandbagging FC 5

Facing the prospect of playing an entire team whose combined age would still be less than Billy’s, Cameron Road put out the word that Sunday was mustache day. Many showed up heading the call, but proper facial hair was well under the 100% compliance needed for total and utter pre-game dominance. Andy was back, fresh…

Summer Game #4 – 5-1 Win vs Age-Appropriate Chopped Liverpool!

Summer Game #4 – 5-1 Win vs Age-Appropriate Chopped Liverpool!

7:55 Sunday morning…. 5 Badgers, no tent, no ball. 9:45 Sunday morning…. 13 Badgers, multiple balls, a green tent, popsicles, beer, and a glorious victory! Once the game started and Badgers were seen jogging down to the pitch, a full squad was assembled. Conor arrived just in time to set up the tent and be…

Summer Game #3 – Don’t Know How A Bunch Of Kids Can Already Be Austin Legends…. But They Beat CRU 5-0

Summer Game #3 – Don’t Know How A Bunch Of Kids Can Already Be Austin Legends…. But They Beat CRU 5-0

Another week of hot summer action at Onion Creek today as Cameron Road United and friends faced off against yet another team without a gray hair in sight. Also another good week of subs showing up, including Twisted Tea Nick, Yunir, and the third tip of the Tiny Trident, Scott. Nolan was back in goal…

Summer Game #2 – Cameron Road Back On Track With Big Win Against Da’Bears

Summer Game #2 – Cameron Road Back On Track With Big Win Against Da’Bears

Summer game #2 was a welcome 8am respite from the Texas heat, although it was still humid and sticky like the inside of one of Jaybone’s gloves. Speaking of Jaybone, with Nolan (a.k.a. The Kid) still between the pipes, Jay got a kickstart to his summer minutes in the open field as he was one…

WIN: 8-0 vs Austin Power Outage – Badgers Blow Up The Grid For Good

WIN: 8-0 vs Austin Power Outage – Badgers Blow Up The Grid For Good

The final game of this stellar summer season ended with a bang as the Honey Badgers destroyed Austin Power Outage by 8 goals, and it could have been much more! This has been the best summer season in recent memory with a great crew, a great vibe, and great performances by those young and old….

1-1 vs Mean Eyed Cat: Badgers Give Mean Eyed Kitty Cat Scratch Fever in 1-1 Draw!

1-1 vs Mean Eyed Cat: Badgers Give Mean Eyed Kitty Cat Scratch Fever in 1-1 Draw!

Well, well, well gentlemen, that was one summer scorcher for the books. The Badgers faced up against the Mean Eyed Kitty Cats at noon for a brain melter. Badger Town was looking robust with a couple tents (canopies Conor) and with a few late arrivals fielded a 15 man squad…pretty impressive for summer attendance.  Mean…

DRAW: 0-0 vs Austin Athletic: Badgers Play to a Draw Against AAC

DRAW: 0-0 vs Austin Athletic: Badgers Play to a Draw Against AAC

With a sprinkle in the morning to jack up the humidy to Vietnam-like levels at Onion Creek Field, the Honey Badgers gathered under the shade of the tent to do battle with top dawgs Austin Athletic Club. The “Tiny Trident” arrived early, having traveled together inside the glove box of their Uber. When the dust…

WIN: 7-2 vs Chopped Liverpool: Badgers Slice, Dice and Mince Livers Into a Fine Pulp On a Day of Total Destruction

WIN: 7-2 vs Chopped Liverpool: Badgers Slice, Dice and Mince Livers Into a Fine Pulp On a Day of Total Destruction

While Chappy was at home with a spicy case of the Covids, Cameron Road narrowly escaped “Rostergate” as Adam’s Arms delivered that names of those who would bestow an epic beatdown of Chopped Liverpool in lieu of oranges. Relying on Jefe’s memory, FBI interviews, drone footage, and notes written down on Ciro’s soaked back, we…

WIN: 5-3 vs Travis FC: Honey Badgers Beat Rivals In Battle Of The Under Age Stars!

WIN: 5-3 vs Travis FC: Honey Badgers Beat Rivals In Battle Of The Under Age Stars!

While England prepared to do battle with Spain for the Euro Championship, and Argentina prepared to do the same against Columbia in the Copa América Finals, the Honey Badgers were first up to take on their old Over 40A rivals Travis FC yesterday morning. Travis FC showed up with a bevy of teenagers, but ironically…

WIN: 6-1 vs Austin Power Outage: Call the Governor, the Grid is Down! Badgers Win Big!
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WIN: 6-1 vs Austin Power Outage: Call the Governor, the Grid is Down! Badgers Win Big!

After losing a tough opening summer match, the Honey Badgers bounced back in a big way as they shut down the grid on Austin Power Outage on their way to a commanding 6-1 win. It was a steamy, hot and sunny June morning, and dew covered the pitch like a bandana over Pete’s bald dome….

WIN: 4-1 vs Travis FC – Badgers Finish Off Summer Season with Big Win Over Arch Rivals…. Silencing their Crowd for Good

WIN: 4-1 vs Travis FC – Badgers Finish Off Summer Season with Big Win Over Arch Rivals…. Silencing their Crowd for Good

Cameron Road United closed out this epic Summer Season with a thrilling 4-1 victory over Travis FC on a 107 degree noon day at Onion Creek to finish off with a winning record…. a not-so-easy feat for summer ball. Since Chappy was high up a mountain in Santa Fe, all reports and findings in this…

WIN: 3-2 vs CC United – School Was In Session As Badgers Teach Teens Life Lessons

WIN: 3-2 vs CC United – School Was In Session As Badgers Teach Teens Life Lessons

This week’s Sunday morning brought a trip to the beautiful, plush, well groomed fields of NEMP for an 8am showdown with CC United and their new strange, orange camo kits. Cameron Road welcomed back Jeff Z for his first summer action, were thankful that Jefe survived several golf course related incidents Friday morning, and even…

LOSS: 6-3 vs Pennybacker United – Badgers Win Final 20 Minutes Against Sandbag United…. Just Run Out Of Time To Complete Epic Comeback

LOSS: 6-3 vs Pennybacker United – Badgers Win Final 20 Minutes Against Sandbag United…. Just Run Out Of Time To Complete Epic Comeback

Cameron Road finally got a break with an 8am game, but it was still hot as the humid dew filled the air like the delicious smells of a fresh batch of Luke’s Grandmother’s biscuits. With Ciro and Derek both out of town, the team’s average height shot up 3 inches, leaving Scotty as the lone…

WIN: 2-0 vs Chopped Livers – Badgers Batter Liverpool to Defend the Honor of The Crown & Anchor

WIN: 2-0 vs Chopped Livers – Badgers Batter Liverpool to Defend the Honor of The Crown & Anchor

8 subs! 4 tents! Mist! A generator! Badgertown was humming Sunday at noon for the big showdown with bar rivals Chopped Liverpool. They had no Johnny Football, and were pretty much doomed to be toothless in front of goal while the Badgers were prepared to come at them in waves. Early on, the Badgers started…

LOSS: 1-2 vs AAC – Goals Dry Up, Unlike Ciro’s Shorts

LOSS: 1-2 vs AAC – Goals Dry Up, Unlike Ciro’s Shorts

Another nooner in full effect this week as the Honey Badgers faced Austin Athletic Club. Cameron Road welcomed back Guillermo with open arms after week’s on the shelf with a foot injury. Look out for those tiny turf divots you 40 year old! The Badgers also gained the defensive services of Nick L, picking up…

WIN: 6-4 vs Austin Power Outage – Badgers Continue To Thrill in a 10 Goal Father’s Day Spectacular!

WIN: 6-4 vs Austin Power Outage – Badgers Continue To Thrill in a 10 Goal Father’s Day Spectacular!

The league gave the Badgers the honey pot spot with an 8am game on Father’s Day. It was cool, cloudy and not yet into triple digits. Jefe was out, but he made sure to give the precious Real Ale cooler to newcomer Matt (did you happen to hear Cameron Road has a sponsorship with Real…

LOSS: 4-3 vs Takoba – Badgers Start Summer Campaign with a 7 Goal Thrilla

LOSS: 4-3 vs Takoba – Badgers Start Summer Campaign with a 7 Goal Thrilla

First game of the 2023 Summer Season. The Onion Creek grass was lush. The tent was wobbly. There were plenty of new faces in the mix, and Jefe rolled 7 bones. Jefe had been hard at work recruiting some extra Badgers-in-Training to make sure the core squad didn’t die of a Texas heat stroke in…

WIN: 3-1 vs Austin Power Outage – Call the Governor, Badgers shut down the Grid

WIN: 3-1 vs Austin Power Outage – Call the Governor, Badgers shut down the Grid

Looking for an opportunity to bounce back from last week’s meltdown, the Honey Badgers gathered under Nick’s lone tent to prepare to battle the day glow clad gentleman from Austin Power Outage, who were decked out in bring pink tops. With Jefe successfully penetrating the inner sanctum of the Q2 Stadium the night before and…