Wildlife with Chappy
In today’s post-game episode, we explore the homeland of the giant onion creek Turkey.
Team News
Big Joe Header!
Big Joe towers over Chappy and the defenders for a super goal!
Derek P/K!
Thanks to Ciro for filming the magic.
Gianluca Nets His 100th Goal!
100 Dentists agree, Gigi is our All Time Leading Scorer and reached a milestone today with an assist from Derek! Congrats!!!
An Ode to NEMP, By Our Own Adam’s Arms
The Winds of NEMP A sea shanty by Adam Greenspan. Performed by Pete. Feast yer eyes on that thar moon, upon its pitch you’ll be playing soon.The Winds of NEMP will spell your doom, har har! It billows nets like sails at sea, rips holes in them so goals fly free,The Winds of NEMP, hey…
DRAW: CRU 1 – Celtic 1 – Honey Badgers Gritty Performance On Opening Day Earns Them A Well-Deserved Point
The weather was gorgeous for the opening match of the 2025/2026 season. 70-something degrees and rainy. Beats the hell out of 100 degrees and 100% humidity. With only one sub available and 90% of the defense missing in action, it was time to get creative with the back line. Led by Chris G, Brian Parks…
2025 All Star Weekend!
Badgers and Punters and Chopped Liverpools playing together? What’s next, world peace? Great game today as Over 40A beat Over 50P 6-3. Gianluca almost got a hat trick, but he will have to settle for 2 goals in the big win. Good representation from Adam, Danimal, Gianluca and “coach” Jefe.
Guillermo Is Your 2024/2025 Honey Badger MVP!
With a compelling vote tally, Guillermo cemented his place in Honey Badger lore by securing his first MVP trophy. A rock at the back. An offensive threat. A share with a tent built in. There are many reasons Guillermo garnered so many votes this season. But his defining moment came in the Fall when he…
Post Match Reaction from Puntergate
In victory, Nick can’t get a word in as Ryan takes control of the interview.
LOSS: 0-3 vs The Punters – Sweet Uncle Baby Billy The Punters Took Our Trophy
With The Trophy, pride and 6 months worth of bragging rights on the line, the Punters took out their frustrations on The Honey Badgers and dominated them on the pitch, earning themselves a deserved victory to even up the yearly grudge match at 1 win apiece. The Badgers had lots of early momentum off the…
WIN: 3-1 vs Chopped Liverpool – Badgers Start The Season 3-0!
Game three of this young Over 40A season. Could the Honey Badgers make it three in a row and continue their great start? Could they survive a second week in a row without their spirit world guide, Jefe? Would Ciro get his calendar year goal? All would be answered as Cameron Road suited up for…
WIN: 4-2 vs Travis FC – Badgers Welcome Travis Back To The League With Style
On one of the top-5 all time hottest, most humid game days, Cameron Road United roared back from a shaky start to welcome Travis FC back to the league with a resounding 4-2 thumping. Last week good old Texas fooled us into thinking Fall was officially here…. not so fast my friends! It was hot,…
Spirit of the Honey Badger Captured!
The Spirit of the Honey Badger was captured in this Carolyn original amalgamation drawing.
WIN: 6-1 vs Austin Power Outage: Call the Governor, the Grid is Down! Badgers Win Big!
After losing a tough opening summer match, the Honey Badgers bounced back in a big way as they shut down the grid on Austin Power Outage on their way to a commanding 6-1 win. It was a steamy, hot and sunny June morning, and dew covered the pitch like a bandana over Pete’s bald dome….
All Star Weekend!
To celebrate AMSA’s 50th year, Cameron Road United nominated three All Stars to participate in the first ever round of All Star games. Ciro, Derek and Jeff Z were called up to represent the Honey Badgers in an Over 40A vs Over 50P shootout, while Jefe was the league Post Game All Star from the…
Jeff Z For 2023/2024 MVP!
Capping off a stellar season leading the back line, Jeff Z was the big winner of the 2023/2024 CRU Player of the Year! Congrats big fella, you deserve it…. hope this makes up for that first season of yours in Over 30 Premier.
LOSS: 4-0 vs AAC – Second Half Collapse Sees Badgers Fall To League Leaders
The Honey Badgers suited up with 4 subs to take on top of the table leaders, AAC on field 10 out at Onion Creek. The cool, crisp Spring morning turned into a hot, humid day by the afternoon, so the Badgers were lucky to have Jake and his giant tent… especially since Jefe and “the…
LOSS: 2-0 vs Santos (FC Wolverine) – Badgers Woes Continue With 4th Loss In A Row
A cool, windy 4pm start to the Badger’s Sunday saw a sizable contingent of players and family members descend upon Onion Creek for the match. The tent was replaced by picnic blankets. Danny and Jake showed up for their first action of the season, and Cameron Road had a nice group of 4 subs available…
Post Game Carnage
Yesterday’s post game deserves its own write up as it was one for the ages. It had everything you’d want including: plumes of smoke, icings, a wrestling match and guided meditation. Ciro kicked it off by describing the game as a “kerfuffle.” A kerfuffle? When did he morph into a 1950’s ad executive? From there,…
Badgers Add More Silverware to the Trophy Cabinet!
Last night, the Badgers picked up their trophy for the Over 40B title to add to their cabinet of curiosities. There was a Gigi appearance, ceviche in margarita mugs, a Punter trophy sighting, some actual decent t-shirts from the league, and a spry Peterson doing cartwheels post back surgery. It was a good night!
The Post Game to End All Post Games
Big thanks to Beerca for providing the post-game grill out infrastructure for an epic end-of-season celebration! Those boys do it up right. For some the post-game lasted approximately 7 hours. Such a fitting end to a fantastic summer season. Couldn’t have done it without all the Punters, Jesus and Mark, a Verity and Guillermo N…
WIN: 3-1 vs Beerca – Badgers Beat Beerca in Summer Season Finale Before Dining on Grilled Meats, Fish and Margaritas!
Finally, the end of the long, grueling, hot, summer season was at hand. In more of a friendly with the good folks from Beercalona, Cameron Road packed the 3 tents of Badgertown with a full squad of 20 players ready to battle it out on the pitch and then party down until sunset. It was…
WIN: 3-0 vs Jugglers – Badgers go Top Of The Table!
It was sweet sweet revenge for Cameron Road today as they leapfrogged The Jugglers to go back into first place on Jefe’s birthday. Jefe was there in spirit, as his physical body had been consuming mushrooms and margaritas since 6am as he received a day off to extend the celebrations. #sakibomb It was a (shocker)…
The Brians – Lost at Sea
“Michigan, how could he move to Michigan? What does it all mean? Where will I find another Brian? Will I have to make one myself? “
DRAW: 1-1 vs ATX Untied – Photo Extravaganza vs Pesky ATX
Last game of the Fall Season and the last chance for the Badgers to solidify first place heading into “the big sleep” of the winter break. The Badgers were hoping to avoid the Elephant Hangover after smashing them to bits last weekend. What would Badger Town look like on this early Sunday morning? A cold…
LOSS: 2-0 vs Jugglers – The Magnificent 7 Badgers Go Down Fighting
Now that’s a headline baby! Like the 300 Spartans at the Hot Gates of Thermopylae, the severely outnumbered Honey Badgers faced an onslaught of Juggalos, fresh from the Gathering. In a perfect storm of vacations, Covid restrictions, injuries and previous engagements, only 7 Honey Badgers were available to make the trek to Manor on a…
WIN: 2-1 vs Manchester United – There’s a Headline You Probably Never Thought You’d See
That’s right, you read it here first. Cameron Road defeated Manchester United’s Over 40 squad on Sunday afternoon at Onion Creek. Austin promised several inches of rain this weekend, but instead delivered a hot, humid, ragweed infused sweatshop of a pitch to do battle on. The Honey Badgers were welcoming back most of missing post-pandemic…
WIN: 10-0 vs Elephants – CRU Takes Down Some Elephants with the Big Guns in the First Post-Pandemic Match Since March of 2020!!
553 days later, the Honey Badgers made their glorious return to the hallowed Onion Creek pitch to write the next chapter in their epic footballing fairytale. With the memories of Over 30 receding like Chappy’s hairline, the Honey Badgers started the new campaign in Over 40 with an 8am showdown against the Elephants. They say…
Another Player Entered Into the Dragon Relocation Program
Welcome the third former Dragon, and second signing of the new season! Guillermo has officially entered Badgertown to join forces with the dark side. We are stoked to have him and Nasty Nate for the future, and look forward to their first post-game ice baths.