Game Reports

WIN: 2-0 vs Travis FC – Operation Mongoose Unleashed To Stop The Four Game Losing Streak!

WIN: 2-0 vs Travis FC – Operation Mongoose Unleashed To Stop The Four Game Losing Streak!

What exactly was Operation Mongoose? Ask Jay. The Honey Badgers finally broke free from the shackles of their four game losing streak with a big win over Travis FC. It was a chilly, gray day at Onion Creek, as Canada sent in a retaliatory cold front to the states. Jake’s new white shoes were the…

LOSS: 2-4 vs Libertad – Badgers Fail to “Survive to Thrive” And Hit The Skids For Fourth Loss In A Row

LOSS: 2-4 vs Libertad – Badgers Fail to “Survive to Thrive” And Hit The Skids For Fourth Loss In A Row

Cameron Road United’s plan for a “close to the top of the table” finish to the season has taken a slow and painful trajectory as of late as they fell to the league leaders yesterday and succumbed to their fourth loss in a row. It was never going to be an easy game against Libertad,…

LOSS: 0-2 vs Celtic Cowpokes – Onion Creek Turns Into NEMP As Badgers Drop Third In A Row

LOSS: 0-2 vs Celtic Cowpokes – Onion Creek Turns Into NEMP As Badgers Drop Third In A Row

It was cold. It was windy. There were no subs. There was no tent. But there were donuts, and team of 11 hungry badgers looking to rebound from the last two weeks. The lack of subs was not ideal for today’s game, as the wind was howling at Onion Creek. Luckily, Celtic were on even…

LOSS: 1-3 vs Austin Athletic – The NEMP Hurricane Strikes Again As Badgers Lose Second Straight Match

LOSS: 1-3 vs Austin Athletic – The NEMP Hurricane Strikes Again As Badgers Lose Second Straight Match

Noon. NEMP. Windy. Aye. With an unknown number of Badgers headed up north for the game, a sparse Badgertown assembled to watch the Punters vanquish the Livers. Don’t look away, but the Punters are slowly creeping up on the Badgers points total, which is not to be allowed. Jefe was back in full Captain Ahab…

LOSS: 0-1 vs ATX – Badgers Fight Hard, But Looking Long-Term As They Notch A Strategic Loss To Sit Pretty In Third Place

LOSS: 0-1 vs ATX – Badgers Fight Hard, But Looking Long-Term As They Notch A Strategic Loss To Sit Pretty In Third Place

A cold game! Finally! Just as predicted six months ago, the Badgers had the pleasure of an 8am cold, damp game at Onion Creek against ATX United. Entering the match, both teams were tied for second place with ATX edging out the Badgers with goal differential. Cameron Road fought hard, but now have a little…

WIN: 2-0 vs Beerca – Honey Badgers Payback Beerca with an Opening Day Meatless Smackdown

WIN: 2-0 vs Beerca – Honey Badgers Payback Beerca with an Opening Day Meatless Smackdown

With Chappy socking the bunion in the warm, whale-filled waters of the Pacific, the Match Report will be brief. The Honey Badgers started off the 2025 Spring Season with a big win over Beerca, controlling the game and keeping their shit together. Peterson fed Derek for a cheeky chip of the keeper, and Schwarzy set…

LOSS: 1-2 vs Beerca – Badgers Post Strategic Win In Order To Not Feel Bad About Eating Beerca’s BBQ

LOSS: 1-2 vs Beerca – Badgers Post Strategic Win In Order To Not Feel Bad About Eating Beerca’s BBQ

Last game of the Fall 2024 season against good ol’Beercalona, which usually means 90 minutes of slightly above average Over 40 soccer followed by very much above average smoked meats and fixins. The Badgers were looking to cap off a solid start to the 2024/2025 campaign with another good performance. But you know, not too…

WIN: 1-0 vs Santos – Defense Dominates Both Sides of the Ball as Badgers Get the Job Done at NEMP

WIN: 1-0 vs Santos – Defense Dominates Both Sides of the Ball as Badgers Get the Job Done at NEMP

Another week, another gritty win for the Honey Badgers! With the game moved up to NEMP, the subs bench was looking a little light, especially since Chappy joined the temporary walking wounded. But enough Badgers showed up to have one sub, as Jefe was back to getting some more significant minutes on the pitch after…

WIN: 1-0 vs The Punters – No Matter What Happens Tuesday, America Has Already Won as The Honey Badgers Beat Arch Rivals!

WIN: 1-0 vs The Punters – No Matter What Happens Tuesday, America Has Already Won as The Honey Badgers Beat Arch Rivals!

For two years, the most anticipated and highly watched rivalry in all of sports has laid dormant, like Smaug sitting on top of his vast pile of gold underneath the Lonely Mountain. Having spent a soul-crushing two years in Over 40 Premier, The Punters were reunited with The Badgers in Over 40A with a trophy…

DRAW: 1-1 vs ATX United – Badgers Pass Their Toughest Test of the Season with a Late Bald Goal!

DRAW: 1-1 vs ATX United – Badgers Pass Their Toughest Test of the Season with a Late Bald Goal!

Four days until Halloween and it was about 95 degrees at Onion Creek on Sunday for this top end of the table matchup between Cameron Road United and ATX United. Must be the 5G networks heating up the atmosphere. With the Honey Badgers off to a hot start, and ATX scoring goals for fun, it…

LOSS: 1-3 vs Libertad – Badgers Streak Comes To An Untimely End

LOSS: 1-3 vs Libertad – Badgers Streak Comes To An Untimely End

Like a Punter at a post-game, the Texas heat just refuses to leave. Another almost-October scorcher yesterday at the Honey Badgers drew the short straw with an afternoon game time. It was to be a matchup between the two titans at the top of the table as CRU Squared off with Libertad, recently promoted from…

WIN: 3-1 vs Chopped Liverpool – Badgers Start The Season 3-0!
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WIN: 3-1 vs Chopped Liverpool – Badgers Start The Season 3-0!

Game three of this young Over 40A season. Could the Honey Badgers make it three in a row and continue their great start? Could they survive a second week in a row without their spirit world guide, Jefe? Would Ciro get his calendar year goal? All would be answered as Cameron Road suited up for…

WIN: 4-2 vs Travis FC – Badgers Welcome Travis Back To The League With Style
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WIN: 4-2 vs Travis FC – Badgers Welcome Travis Back To The League With Style

On one of the top-5 all time hottest, most humid game days, Cameron Road United roared back from a shaky start to welcome Travis FC back to the league with a resounding 4-2 thumping. Last week good old Texas fooled us into thinking Fall was officially here…. not so fast my friends! It was hot,…

WIN: 4-2 vs Bat City: Honey Badgers Close Out The Season With A Big Win

WIN: 4-2 vs Bat City: Honey Badgers Close Out The Season With A Big Win

Cameron Road came out guns blazing and won their final match of this up-and-down 2023/2024 season against Bat City on Sunday. Luckily, the Soccer Gods changed the start time to 8am instead of 2pm since the heat is officially here after two months of monsoons. But the Badgers came out strong with an eventual five…

WIN: 4-3 vs Beerca: Derek Puts The Golden Boot To Bed With His Four Goal Performance On Mother’s Day!

WIN: 4-3 vs Beerca: Derek Puts The Golden Boot To Bed With His Four Goal Performance On Mother’s Day!

Soccer is back! After 3 long weeks of rainouts, the Soccer Gods finally smiled on Cameron Road United yesterday…. well, smiled might have been generous given how many folks were out of town, but they at least cracked a shit eating grin at the Honey Badgers. With an 8am start time on a beautiful green…

LOSS: 4-0 vs AAC – Second Half Collapse Sees Badgers Fall To League Leaders
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LOSS: 4-0 vs AAC – Second Half Collapse Sees Badgers Fall To League Leaders

The Honey Badgers suited up with 4 subs to take on top of the table leaders, AAC on field 10 out at Onion Creek. The cool, crisp Spring morning turned into a hot, humid day by the afternoon, so the Badgers were lucky to have Jake and his giant tent… especially since Jefe and “the…

LOSS: 2-1 vs Takoba – Badgers Come Close, But The Winning Streak Comes To An End

LOSS: 2-1 vs Takoba – Badgers Come Close, But The Winning Streak Comes To An End

The Honey Badgers lost a close one yesterday to 2nd place Takoba. Good team, crappy restaurant. It marked the Badgers 5th straight 2-1 game, but this time they were on the wrong side of the score. For the second game in a row, the Badgers were missing two important ingredients: Jefe and the Tent. But…

WIN: 2-1 vs Chopped Liverpool – The Good Times Continue As The Badgers Keep The Winning Streak Alive

WIN: 2-1 vs Chopped Liverpool – The Good Times Continue As The Badgers Keep The Winning Streak Alive

After a dreadful start to the 2023/2024 campaign, the Honey Badgers have found their stride, winning 4 out of the last 5 games. This week saw them dominate rivals Chopped Liverpool on a cloudy day out at Onion Creek and win 2-1. One of the issues facing the Badgers last season was a lack of…

WIN: 2-1 vs Santos – Back to Back Wins As Badgers Move Up The Table

WIN: 2-1 vs Santos – Back to Back Wins As Badgers Move Up The Table

Walking up to the tree line around 1:40 yesterday, there were already 12, count’em, 12 Ateamo Badgers already waiting for the game to start! A positive look to game number three of the Spring Season. One of those players was a long-lost Punter-beating hero, Miguel, who made his glorious return to the Cameron Road tent…

WIN: 2-1 vs ATX – The 2024 Payback Tour Has Begun As Badgers Get First Win Of The Year!

WIN: 2-1 vs ATX – The 2024 Payback Tour Has Begun As Badgers Get First Win Of The Year!

BOOM. The 2024 Payback Tour has begun in earnest as the Honey Badgers broke off a little something something on ATX and turned around the score from the Fall Season to earn their first win of the year! It was a beautiful day at the office with sunny skies and roasting February temps. An early…

LOSS: 1-2 vs Celtic: Badgers Slip Up Against Celtic To Start The Season

LOSS: 1-2 vs Celtic: Badgers Slip Up Against Celtic To Start The Season

After a balmy week in the tropics, and and an upcoming summer-like week in Austin, winter was back for a few days to greet the Honey Badgers on the opening day of the season. With an 8am game and temps critical zone for Ciro’s internal engine, the Honey Badgers looked to start off the season…

WIN: 4-2 vs Celtic – Badgers Blitz Celtic With 3 Goal Second Half To Close Out The Season On A High!

WIN: 4-2 vs Celtic – Badgers Blitz Celtic With 3 Goal Second Half To Close Out The Season On A High!

One of the most trying seasons in recent memory came to a close with the Badgers finally turning around the poor form of the early weeks into a nice 4 game run. After beating up Beerca last weekend, the Honey Badgers were looking to make it two-in-two with a victory against Celtic, who sat just…

WIN: 4-3 vs Beerca – Badgers Beat Beerca, Break New Jersey Curse, Then Feast On BBQ

WIN: 4-3 vs Beerca – Badgers Beat Beerca, Break New Jersey Curse, Then Feast On BBQ

Global warming has been reversed. Trump apologizes to everyone and drops out of presidential race. Ciro doesn’t shoot ball right at keeper. On any other Sunday, one of these could have been the national headline of the day. But not yesterday. Yesterday the big news was that CAMERON ROAD UNITED WON THEIR FIRST GAME OF…

LOSS: 3-2 vs Mean Eyed Cat – Heartbreak As Badgers Concede In The Final Minute

LOSS: 3-2 vs Mean Eyed Cat – Heartbreak As Badgers Concede In The Final Minute

So close. So damn close. Cameron Road’s nightmare season continued yesterday as they found new ways to leave the field disappointed as Mean Eyed Cat snatched a last minute winner to break 13 Honey Badger hearts. With Thanksgiving behind them, the Badgers suited up on a chilly, windy Sunday to finally face Mean Eyed Cat…

DRAW: 0-0 vs Bat City – The Goal That Wasn’t, 10 Badgers Strong, and The End of the New Jersey Curse!!

DRAW: 0-0 vs Bat City – The Goal That Wasn’t, 10 Badgers Strong, and The End of the New Jersey Curse!!

Desperate times in Badtertown. Five losses in a row. A third of the team carrying some sort of injury. Low numbers for a game up north at NEMP. Things weren’t looking good for the Honey Badgers yesterday as they lined up to face Bat City. Cameron Road started with 10 men, and finished with 10…

LOSS: 2-1 vs ATX – Badgers Pepper ATX Goal With Shots, But Fail To Get The Win

LOSS: 2-1 vs ATX – Badgers Pepper ATX Goal With Shots, But Fail To Get The Win

Another Sunday, another frustrating loss for Cameron Road United. CRU only managed 10 players for the opening minutes, but eventually, the Badgers had 13 players to work with. It was hot though, so more would have been better. With the limited amount of players to start the game, the Badgers answered the riddle of how…

LOSS: 3-2 vs Chopped Liverpool – Better, But Badgers Still Getting Knocked Out For Third Straight Week

LOSS: 3-2 vs Chopped Liverpool – Better, But Badgers Still Getting Knocked Out For Third Straight Week

Another week, another tough loss for Cameron Road, as they fell to longtime rivals Chopped Liverpool 3-2. It was a typical, glorious Sunday morning before the sun came up, and after it did it hung in the sky with the moon to form a powerful spirit world nexus on Field #1. It was probably a…