8am at NEMP. Nobody’s favorite, except for Chappy who lives 15 minutes away. Still, 12 Badgers braved the early morning, ready to face Santos, who are newly re-branded in green. Dumb. With Adam and Nate arriving a few minutes late, and Schwarzy suiting up and rushing onto the field at the whistle, Cameron Road started…
I heard we played well. I heard Derek scored two penalties. I heard Celtic were not nice. I heard we lost.
The 2026 campaign kicked off yesterday at Onion Creek on a crisp, February afternoon. While many things were the same, some things were different: Andy arrived early, Guillermo was sporting a beard, Parks had hair, a lot of hair, and Big Dave was well on his way to becoming Medium Dave. With 4 subs in…
Winter made a brief, spiteful comeback at Onion Creek, dropping the temperature into the low 40s and cranking the wind like it had a personal vendetta against recreational soccer. Not exactly the postcard ending to a season, but Honey Badgers don’t give a shit. The Soccer Gods were clearly in a generous mood. Before the…
On a weekend built for hot cocoa and survivalists, Cameron Road United trudged back into action after a month-long hibernation, stepping onto a pitch that felt more like a NEMP wind tunnel than a soccer field. The Badgers, duct-taped together with travel absences, injuries, and pure spiritual resolve, once again found themselves living that “can…
The sun was still high and mocking when the Honey Badgers rolled up for a rare 3:30 kickoff — desperate for redemption after three straight defeats, but with the odds stacked so deep they needed a Sherpa to carry the load. The checklist of missing essentials was almost comical: no tent, no keeper, no keeper…
With the freshly updated trophy gleaming on the sideline like some cursed relic of a rival dynasty, Cameron Road United gathered at the Badger Den for the biannual showdown against their sworn enemies, The Punters. Six subs were ready, the touchline was lined with friends, family, and assorted hype personnel, and honorary manager Ryan Willis…
The early morning dew at Onion Creek was thick enough to drown a lesser team, but the Honey Badgers are not lesser men. They are creatures forged in the damp, caffeine-fueled mists of weekend soccer. Jefe reclaimed his rightful post as caretaker of the Badger Den, Jeff Z’s mom graced the sidelines (ever the oracle…
A 4:00pm kickoff on the alleged cusp of Fall in Austin — a season which, in theory, brings crisp breezes and pumpkin spice, but in practice still bathes you in 95-degree hellfire while pollen grenades explode in your sinuses. Perfect soccer weather, in other words. And what better way to celebrate it than showing up…
The Honey Badgers didn’t just win on Sunday afternoon — they staged a six-goal demolition job that left Austin Athletic Club sprawled in the dust. A 6–0 masterpiece baked in the Texas heat. The opening chapter was written in sugar. Chappy rolled up with apple fritters, Derek with cookies, and Parks delivered a glorious slab…
On Sunday, Cameron Road United assembled once again upon the scorched plains of NEMP — that vast, wind-blasted wasteland where soccer dreams go to dehydrate. Though the infamous NEMP gales were mercifully subdued, the mercury soared toward triple digits, and the pitch stretched outward like a cruel mirage, ballooning larger with every weary stride. The…
On a sunny field strewn with hope and an atmospheric sponge of humidity, the mighty Cameron Road United Honey Badgers marched into battle once more, armed with two subs, questionable stretching routines, and the need to end the season on a high note and regain some long-lost self respect. The match opened with intensity as…
After last week’s Puntergate implosion, the Honey Badgers were looking to get back to winning ways against Chopped Liverpool. It was a gorgeous morning at Onion Creek field #9. Cameron Road was a little light on subs, but ended up with a pair of extra Badgers to throw into the mix. The Irish Pirate was…
With The Trophy, pride and 6 months worth of bragging rights on the line, the Punters took out their frustrations on The Honey Badgers and dominated them on the pitch, earning themselves a deserved victory to even up the yearly grudge match at 1 win apiece. The Badgers had lots of early momentum off the…
What exactly was Operation Mongoose? Ask Jay. The Honey Badgers finally broke free from the shackles of their four game losing streak with a big win over Travis FC. It was a chilly, gray day at Onion Creek, as Canada sent in a retaliatory cold front to the states. Jake’s new white shoes were the…
Cameron Road United’s plan for a “close to the top of the table” finish to the season has taken a slow and painful trajectory as of late as they fell to the league leaders yesterday and succumbed to their fourth loss in a row. It was never going to be an easy game against Libertad,…
It was cold. It was windy. There were no subs. There was no tent. But there were donuts, and team of 11 hungry badgers looking to rebound from the last two weeks. The lack of subs was not ideal for today’s game, as the wind was howling at Onion Creek. Luckily, Celtic were on even…
Noon. NEMP. Windy. Aye. With an unknown number of Badgers headed up north for the game, a sparse Badgertown assembled to watch the Punters vanquish the Livers. Don’t look away, but the Punters are slowly creeping up on the Badgers points total, which is not to be allowed. Jefe was back in full Captain Ahab…
A cold game! Finally! Just as predicted six months ago, the Badgers had the pleasure of an 8am cold, damp game at Onion Creek against ATX United. Entering the match, both teams were tied for second place with ATX edging out the Badgers with goal differential. Cameron Road fought hard, but now have a little…
With Chappy socking the bunion in the warm, whale-filled waters of the Pacific, the Match Report will be brief. The Honey Badgers started off the 2025 Spring Season with a big win over Beerca, controlling the game and keeping their shit together. Peterson fed Derek for a cheeky chip of the keeper, and Schwarzy set…
Last game of the Fall 2024 season against good ol’Beercalona, which usually means 90 minutes of slightly above average Over 40 soccer followed by very much above average smoked meats and fixins. The Badgers were looking to cap off a solid start to the 2024/2025 campaign with another good performance. But you know, not too…
Another week, another gritty win for the Honey Badgers! With the game moved up to NEMP, the subs bench was looking a little light, especially since Chappy joined the temporary walking wounded. But enough Badgers showed up to have one sub, as Jefe was back to getting some more significant minutes on the pitch after…
For two years, the most anticipated and highly watched rivalry in all of sports has laid dormant, like Smaug sitting on top of his vast pile of gold underneath the Lonely Mountain. Having spent a soul-crushing two years in Over 40 Premier, The Punters were reunited with The Badgers in Over 40A with a trophy…
Four days until Halloween and it was about 95 degrees at Onion Creek on Sunday for this top end of the table matchup between Cameron Road United and ATX United. Must be the 5G networks heating up the atmosphere. With the Honey Badgers off to a hot start, and ATX scoring goals for fun, it…
Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but it was way way way too hot for October – and the Honey Badgers were without The Tent for yesterday’s return to action against Celtic Cowboys. The Honey Badgers needed to get back on track after last week’s hiccup with Libertad, who coincidently beat The Punters prior…
Like a Punter at a post-game, the Texas heat just refuses to leave. Another almost-October scorcher yesterday at the Honey Badgers drew the short straw with an afternoon game time. It was to be a matchup between the two titans at the top of the table as CRU Squared off with Libertad, recently promoted from…
Game three of this young Over 40A season. Could the Honey Badgers make it three in a row and continue their great start? Could they survive a second week in a row without their spirit world guide, Jefe? Would Ciro get his calendar year goal? All would be answered as Cameron Road suited up for…
On one of the top-5 all time hottest, most humid game days, Cameron Road United roared back from a shaky start to welcome Travis FC back to the league with a resounding 4-2 thumping. Last week good old Texas fooled us into thinking Fall was officially here…. not so fast my friends! It was hot,…
Opening Day 2024! After a hot, successful summer sesh with the boys, it was time to get down to business as the 2024/2025 season kicked off for real yesterday on the high plains of NEMP. Yes it was windy, but damn, there was green grass, cool temps, and a nice set of trees to chill…
Cameron Road came out guns blazing and won their final match of this up-and-down 2023/2024 season against Bat City on Sunday. Luckily, the Soccer Gods changed the start time to 8am instead of 2pm since the heat is officially here after two months of monsoons. But the Badgers came out strong with an eventual five…