With the trophy on the line, Cameron Road showed up in full force to do battle with the evil Punter Empire in the bi-annual grudge match for Wednesday night superiority. (Not that their was a trophy to grab since the Punters somehow “forgot” to bring it to the game. Scandal! ) 90% of the roster…
Another week, another frustrating start to the game for the Honey Badgers. Cameron Road started a man down waiting for everyone to arrive. There was a bit of a defensive crisis as Jefe was in street clothes, Jeff Z was nursing his sore foot, Big Dave was guarding his bourbon collection, Matt T was getting…
Cameron Road was back in action after not playing during the previous weekend’s annual “False Fall” cool down. The October summer was back with sunny skies, blazing heat, and the tornadic winds of NEMP – although to be fair, the pitch was surprisingly green and mostly flat. It was looking like a pre-game struggle to…
On what might mark the end to the sweltering, extended summer roast-a-thon, they Honey Badgers suited up to do battle with an old, familiar foe – the Celtic Cowboys. The Jeffs were back in full-force, four subs filled the tent, recently retired Adam and his oranges were in attendance along with wives, kids and dogs….
The Honey Badgers had the pleasure of another early morning match this week, but they were back at Onion Creek to face the favorites for the league title – Circle C – or as they shall now be known, the pool boys from Frank’s Pool Service. Circle C are a good side, and they were…
After a lackluster 2025/2026 season, the Honey Badgers were back in action for the opening round of the 2026/2027 season. It was an early morning matchup with Chopped Liverpool on the high plains of NEMP. An 8am game at NEMP can be tricky, especially after a dramatic, late night Longhorns victory, but Cameron Road was…
A fitting end to a “weird one” of a summer season as the Honey Badgers took on Pennybacker United on pretty much the hottest day of the year. Luckily, the game was at 8am. Sunday also was yet another edition of the Beerca/CRU barbecue extravaganza post game celebration, so there was a lot of early…
Lots of pre-game text talk about numbers for this one, but when it all shook out, Cameron Road had 3 subs in the tent including a surprise appearance from long, lost Jefe! Andy was also back from Scott Merritt’s wedding in France, still woking him over for a possible return to action for the upcoming…
Thanks Jake for the write-up! Unfortunately, no AI was used in this write up, we saved the water to dump on Ciro… It will also most likely be out of sequence & many important details left out, just like the way they teach History… With 100 degrees and a 2pm match, getting 11 to…
The Summer Season is officially heating up as Cameron Road suited up for a nooner against The Grackles. They were a big lot of 20/30 years olds looking to party in t-shirts since their Captain forgot their jerseys. No worries, Honey Badgers don’t give a shit (unless you are Adam and think they are all…
10 years after his first MVP, Chris G gets another! It was a close race this year, but Chris G’s amazing goal of the year was the tie-breaker.
Derek wins his 5th Golden Boot! Back over to you Gianluca.
No rain. The tent. Johnny Football. World Cup Final day. Donuts. Just a few headlines from yesterday’s pre-match between the Honey Badgers and Chopped Liverpool. Cameron Road assembled 4 subs in a dual-tent Badgertown for an early morning showdown. Sir Brian of Parkstown strapped on his new keeper gloves to take his spot between the…
Since we keep getting rained out during the summer, which seems unfathomable, here’s what’s been going on off the pitch.
The “Many Son’s of Travis FC” beat Cameron Road and one son on Father’s Day 5-0. Travis had about 5 old guys and 15 kids, so it wasn’t exactly a fair fight. But still, the Honey Badgers created some chances that should have made the scoreline a little more appealing. Danny and Nolan did provide…
After weeks of rainouts, schedule changes, poor results and not coming home with The Trophy, the Soccer Gods chose to put Cameron Road out of their misery early on Sunday morning as they finally played their final match with top dawgs ATX. In an unprecedented move, Cameron Road had 12 players ready to go before…
In an already never-ending and heart-breaking season, the Honey Badgers were put to the sword by second place Circle C yesterday. The game turned into a kick in the nuts as the finale whistle mercifully blew, but it was not without some pretty fantastic bright spots for Cameron Road. At five minutes to kickoff, there…
With his core temp dangerously high, Danimal took matters into his own hands.
It was hot. It was humid. It was NEMP. Hoping to turn around their two game losing streak to the evil Punter empire, Cameron Road suited up with 4 subs, several family members, the dinosaur bone, Stripy’s polo, the tent, and a professional photographer to try and get things back on track. And for 85…
After a flurry of weather-related late-night texts from The Thread featuring Troy Kimmel, Mark Muray, Quita Culpepper, Jim Spencer and Burton Fitzsimmons, the league decided to actually play a game after a brief Saturday night downpour. And what a glorious sight to behold greeted the Honey Badgers as Onion Creek had been transformed into a…
Looking like a pair of kings from Game of Thrones, the Brians hooked up for a classic reboot on Sunday.
Needing a win in the worst way, there were good signs headed to the field on Sunday. The tent was back and Ciro was warming up in his full uniform. He claimed he was just testing his calf out, but after actually setting up the tent on the sideline after the game started, he decided…
No tent. No goals. No bueno. Cameron Road United started the second trimester of this season yesterday hoping to get back on track with a glorious victory. After a good first half saw them go down by a goal, the vibes were positive heading into the second half. From there, things did not go as…
8am at NEMP. Nobody’s favorite, except for Chappy who lives 15 minutes away. Still, 12 Badgers braved the early morning, ready to face Santos, who are newly re-branded in green. Dumb. With Adam and Nate arriving a few minutes late, and Schwarzy suiting up and rushing onto the field at the whistle, Cameron Road started…
I heard we played well. I heard Derek scored two penalties. I heard Celtic were not nice. I heard we lost.
The 2026 campaign kicked off yesterday at Onion Creek on a crisp, February afternoon. While many things were the same, some things were different: Andy arrived early, Guillermo was sporting a beard, Parks had hair, a lot of hair, and Big Dave was well on his way to becoming Medium Dave. With 4 subs in…
In today’s post-game episode, we explore the homeland of the giant onion creek Turkey.
Big Joe towers over Chappy and the defenders for a super goal!
Thanks to Ciro for filming the magic.
100 Dentists agree, Gigi is our All Time Leading Scorer and reached a milestone today with an assist from Derek! Congrats!!!