Conor Gets Iced, But Saves the Ice-Cream Sammy
You’ve got to respect Conor’s commitment to saving the integrity of the ice cream Sammy. Also, be sure to like and subscribe.
Summer Game #7 – CRU 0 – Real Sociadad 2 – Badgers Give Epic Performance Against Top Team of Youngins’
One again, Cameron Road faced off against a team full kids half Billy’s age. They also happened to be in first place and were used to scoring goals for fun. But CRU saved one of their best performances for just the occasion as they went toe-to-toe with Real Sociadad for most of the match. It…
Shocker, Ciro Gets Iced… Again.
Jake’s mist machine fail was America’s win as Ciro took a 5 gallon shower. Don’t forget to like and subscribe.
Summer Game #6 – CRU 3 – Texas Eagles Teenage Soccer Sandbagging FC 5
Facing the prospect of playing an entire team whose combined age would still be less than Billy’s, Cameron Road put out the word that Sunday was mustache day. Many showed up heading the call, but proper facial hair was well under the 100% compliance needed for total and utter pre-game dominance. Andy was back, fresh…
Summer Game #5 – Tent 5000 – Travis FC 3
The actual game was just a tiny portion of the soccer sandwich from Sunday as it took place between the debut of the new tent and the epic post game festivities. The tent is a glorious masterpiece. Some say it can be seen from space. It certainly is a beacon of average 40-year old soccer…
Summer Game #4 – 5-1 Win vs Age-Appropriate Chopped Liverpool!
7:55 Sunday morning…. 5 Badgers, no tent, no ball. 9:45 Sunday morning…. 13 Badgers, multiple balls, a green tent, popsicles, beer, and a glorious victory! Once the game started and Badgers were seen jogging down to the pitch, a full squad was assembled. Conor arrived just in time to set up the tent and be…
That Tent Fairy Can Be A Real Jerk.
Ciro receives his 2,458th icing from the Tent Fairy, as Jefe pleads to conserve water, backfiring spectacularly.
Summer Game #3 – Don’t Know How A Bunch Of Kids Can Already Be Austin Legends…. But They Beat CRU 5-0
Another week of hot summer action at Onion Creek today as Cameron Road United and friends faced off against yet another team without a gray hair in sight. Also another good week of subs showing up, including Twisted Tea Nick, Yunir, and the third tip of the Tiny Trident, Scott. Nolan was back in goal…
Summer Game #2 – Cameron Road Back On Track With Big Win Against Da’Bears
Summer game #2 was a welcome 8am respite from the Texas heat, although it was still humid and sticky like the inside of one of Jaybone’s gloves. Speaking of Jaybone, with Nolan (a.k.a. The Kid) still between the pipes, Jay got a kickstart to his summer minutes in the open field as he was one…
Summer Game #1 – Badgers Fall To Legion of Sandbaggers FC 6-2
You know it. You love it. You can’t get enough of it. Year after year you wonder why you are still doing it. It’s Summer Soccer! The Honey Badgers lost their opener to a team full of under 30 year olds and one gray hair who are hanging out in D5 for some reason. The…
Gianluca Earns Yet Another Golden Boot!
In their personal Messi vs Ronaldo yearly competition, another Golden Boot has gone into the Gigi side of the ledger as he wrapped up yet another stellar season with a goal in the final game.
Guillermo Is Your 2024/2025 Honey Badger MVP!
With a compelling vote tally, Guillermo cemented his place in Honey Badger lore by securing his first MVP trophy. A rock at the back. An offensive threat. A share with a tent built in. There are many reasons Guillermo garnered so many votes this season. But his defining moment came in the Fall when he…
Win: 2-1 vs Santos – Cameron Road Shows Some Grit As They End The Season With A Big Win!
On a sunny field strewn with hope and an atmospheric sponge of humidity, the mighty Cameron Road United Honey Badgers marched into battle once more, armed with two subs, questionable stretching routines, and the need to end the season on a high note and regain some long-lost self respect. The match opened with intensity as…
LOSS: 1-3 vs Chopped Liverpool – Will This Season Ever End!?
After last week’s Puntergate implosion, the Honey Badgers were looking to get back to winning ways against Chopped Liverpool. It was a gorgeous morning at Onion Creek field #9. Cameron Road was a little light on subs, but ended up with a pair of extra Badgers to throw into the mix. The Irish Pirate was…
Post Match Reaction from Puntergate
In victory, Nick can’t get a word in as Ryan takes control of the interview.
The Brians: One Short of a Tri-Bri
BT made a surprise appearance on the sidelines! If only Schwarzy would have been in town, we could have witnessed the glorious Tri-Bri.
LOSS: 0-3 vs The Punters – Sweet Uncle Baby Billy The Punters Took Our Trophy
With The Trophy, pride and 6 months worth of bragging rights on the line, the Punters took out their frustrations on The Honey Badgers and dominated them on the pitch, earning themselves a deserved victory to even up the yearly grudge match at 1 win apiece. The Badgers had lots of early momentum off the…
WIN: 2-0 vs Travis FC – Operation Mongoose Unleashed To Stop The Four Game Losing Streak!
What exactly was Operation Mongoose? Ask Jay. The Honey Badgers finally broke free from the shackles of their four game losing streak with a big win over Travis FC. It was a chilly, gray day at Onion Creek, as Canada sent in a retaliatory cold front to the states. Jake’s new white shoes were the…
Rasta Len Says CRU is #1
While in Costa Rica searching for new black market ankle ligaments, Derek found our #1 Central American fan.
Cameron Road’s #10 Plays Again!
Ryan took his majestic midfield talents to the stage Saturday night as he retuned to his former duties as a Pop Star.
LOSS: 2-4 vs Libertad – Badgers Fail to “Survive to Thrive” And Hit The Skids For Fourth Loss In A Row
Cameron Road United’s plan for a “close to the top of the table” finish to the season has taken a slow and painful trajectory as of late as they fell to the league leaders yesterday and succumbed to their fourth loss in a row. It was never going to be an easy game against Libertad,…
LOSS: 0-2 vs Celtic Cowpokes – Onion Creek Turns Into NEMP As Badgers Drop Third In A Row
It was cold. It was windy. There were no subs. There was no tent. But there were donuts, and team of 11 hungry badgers looking to rebound from the last two weeks. The lack of subs was not ideal for today’s game, as the wind was howling at Onion Creek. Luckily, Celtic were on even…
LOSS: 1-3 vs Austin Athletic – The NEMP Hurricane Strikes Again As Badgers Lose Second Straight Match
Noon. NEMP. Windy. Aye. With an unknown number of Badgers headed up north for the game, a sparse Badgertown assembled to watch the Punters vanquish the Livers. Don’t look away, but the Punters are slowly creeping up on the Badgers points total, which is not to be allowed. Jefe was back in full Captain Ahab…
An Ode to NEMP by Adam
Can a ball sent skyward justly be said to be traveling to da moon as it departs NEMP’s lunar surface? Are not all balls sent bounding through its dusty craters in truth sent a la luna? Lo, we are but insignificant moon men, scuttling about, kicking at the ankles of a universe so expansive one…
LOSS: 0-1 vs ATX – Badgers Fight Hard, But Looking Long-Term As They Notch A Strategic Loss To Sit Pretty In Third Place
A cold game! Finally! Just as predicted six months ago, the Badgers had the pleasure of an 8am cold, damp game at Onion Creek against ATX United. Entering the match, both teams were tied for second place with ATX edging out the Badgers with goal differential. Cameron Road fought hard, but now have a little…
WIN: 2-0 vs Beerca – Honey Badgers Payback Beerca with an Opening Day Meatless Smackdown
With Chappy socking the bunion in the warm, whale-filled waters of the Pacific, the Match Report will be brief. The Honey Badgers started off the 2025 Spring Season with a big win over Beerca, controlling the game and keeping their shit together. Peterson fed Derek for a cheeky chip of the keeper, and Schwarzy set…