The Brians: Season Finale
Another season comes to an end as this wacky duo find new ways of getting into trouble.
Jeff Z For 2023/2024 MVP!
Capping off a stellar season leading the back line, Jeff Z was the big winner of the 2023/2024 CRU Player of the Year! Congrats big fella, you deserve it…. hope this makes up for that first season of yours in Over 30 Premier.
WIN: 4-2 vs Bat City: Honey Badgers Close Out The Season With A Big Win
Cameron Road came out guns blazing and won their final match of this up-and-down 2023/2024 season against Bat City on Sunday. Luckily, the Soccer Gods changed the start time to 8am instead of 2pm since the heat is officially here after two months of monsoons. But the Badgers came out strong with an eventual five…
Derek Wins Another Golden Boot!
Adding to his growing trophy cabinet, Derek nabbed yet another Golden Boot as he lead the line with 11 goals this season! Well done.
LOSS: 2-1 vs Mean-Eyed-Cat – The 2-1 Curse Strikes Again!
The dreaded 2-1 loss stakes again! What is it with the Honey Badgers and a 2-1 scoreline? This is the 6th out of 8 games played this season already. Unfortunately, Cameron Road was on the wrong end of it yesterday as they fell to Mean-Eyed-Cat in the dying light of the sun. Everyone was stoked…
WIN: 4-3 vs Beerca: Derek Puts The Golden Boot To Bed With His Four Goal Performance On Mother’s Day!
Soccer is back! After 3 long weeks of rainouts, the Soccer Gods finally smiled on Cameron Road United yesterday…. well, smiled might have been generous given how many folks were out of town, but they at least cracked a shit eating grin at the Honey Badgers. With an 8am start time on a beautiful green…
LOSS: 4-0 vs AAC – Second Half Collapse Sees Badgers Fall To League Leaders
The Honey Badgers suited up with 4 subs to take on top of the table leaders, AAC on field 10 out at Onion Creek. The cool, crisp Spring morning turned into a hot, humid day by the afternoon, so the Badgers were lucky to have Jake and his giant tent… especially since Jefe and “the…
LOSS: 2-1 vs Takoba – Badgers Come Close, But The Winning Streak Comes To An End
The Honey Badgers lost a close one yesterday to 2nd place Takoba. Good team, crappy restaurant. It marked the Badgers 5th straight 2-1 game, but this time they were on the wrong side of the score. For the second game in a row, the Badgers were missing two important ingredients: Jefe and the Tent. But…
WIN: 2-1 vs Chopped Liverpool – The Good Times Continue As The Badgers Keep The Winning Streak Alive
After a dreadful start to the 2023/2024 campaign, the Honey Badgers have found their stride, winning 4 out of the last 5 games. This week saw them dominate rivals Chopped Liverpool on a cloudy day out at Onion Creek and win 2-1. One of the issues facing the Badgers last season was a lack of…
WIN: 2-1 vs Santos – Back to Back Wins As Badgers Move Up The Table
Walking up to the tree line around 1:40 yesterday, there were already 12, count’em, 12 Ateamo Badgers already waiting for the game to start! A positive look to game number three of the Spring Season. One of those players was a long-lost Punter-beating hero, Miguel, who made his glorious return to the Cameron Road tent…
WIN: 2-1 vs ATX – The 2024 Payback Tour Has Begun As Badgers Get First Win Of The Year!
BOOM. The 2024 Payback Tour has begun in earnest as the Honey Badgers broke off a little something something on ATX and turned around the score from the Fall Season to earn their first win of the year! It was a beautiful day at the office with sunny skies and roasting February temps. An early…
LOSS: 1-2 vs Celtic: Badgers Slip Up Against Celtic To Start The Season
After a balmy week in the tropics, and and an upcoming summer-like week in Austin, winter was back for a few days to greet the Honey Badgers on the opening day of the season. With an 8am game and temps critical zone for Ciro’s internal engine, the Honey Badgers looked to start off the season…
WIN: 4-2 vs Celtic – Badgers Blitz Celtic With 3 Goal Second Half To Close Out The Season On A High!
One of the most trying seasons in recent memory came to a close with the Badgers finally turning around the poor form of the early weeks into a nice 4 game run. After beating up Beerca last weekend, the Honey Badgers were looking to make it two-in-two with a victory against Celtic, who sat just…
WIN: 4-3 vs Beerca – Badgers Beat Beerca, Break New Jersey Curse, Then Feast On BBQ
Global warming has been reversed. Trump apologizes to everyone and drops out of presidential race. Ciro doesn’t shoot ball right at keeper. On any other Sunday, one of these could have been the national headline of the day. But not yesterday. Yesterday the big news was that CAMERON ROAD UNITED WON THEIR FIRST GAME OF…
LOSS: 3-2 vs Mean Eyed Cat – Heartbreak As Badgers Concede In The Final Minute
So close. So damn close. Cameron Road’s nightmare season continued yesterday as they found new ways to leave the field disappointed as Mean Eyed Cat snatched a last minute winner to break 13 Honey Badger hearts. With Thanksgiving behind them, the Badgers suited up on a chilly, windy Sunday to finally face Mean Eyed Cat…
DRAW: 0-0 vs Bat City – The Goal That Wasn’t, 10 Badgers Strong, and The End of the New Jersey Curse!!
Desperate times in Badtertown. Five losses in a row. A third of the team carrying some sort of injury. Low numbers for a game up north at NEMP. Things weren’t looking good for the Honey Badgers yesterday as they lined up to face Bat City. Cameron Road started with 10 men, and finished with 10…
LOSS: 2-1 vs ATX – Badgers Pepper ATX Goal With Shots, But Fail To Get The Win
Another Sunday, another frustrating loss for Cameron Road United. CRU only managed 10 players for the opening minutes, but eventually, the Badgers had 13 players to work with. It was hot though, so more would have been better. With the limited amount of players to start the game, the Badgers answered the riddle of how…
LOSS: 2-0 vs Santos (FC Wolverine) – Badgers Woes Continue With 4th Loss In A Row
A cool, windy 4pm start to the Badger’s Sunday saw a sizable contingent of players and family members descend upon Onion Creek for the match. The tent was replaced by picnic blankets. Danny and Jake showed up for their first action of the season, and Cameron Road had a nice group of 4 subs available…
The Brians – Rescue Operation
Been awhile since we checked in on America’s zaniest couple, but this week’s episode was full of drama as Brian S’s family was stranded at Onion Creek with a flat tire. Brian P to the rescue with a timely post-game ride home. You can always count on a Brian.
LOSS: 3-2 vs Chopped Liverpool – Better, But Badgers Still Getting Knocked Out For Third Straight Week
Another week, another tough loss for Cameron Road, as they fell to longtime rivals Chopped Liverpool 3-2. It was a typical, glorious Sunday morning before the sun came up, and after it did it hung in the sky with the moon to form a powerful spirit world nexus on Field #1. It was probably a…
LOSS: 4-1 vs Takoba – Nine Out Of Ten Defenders Agree, You Need Defenders to Stop Goals
Another day of defensive struggles for Cameron Road this week as the majority of defenders were unavailable for the game. Billy and Guillermo were the sole members of the vaunted “Wall of Badgers,” and only Billy managed to finish 90 minutes without injury. Throw in some bad luck, 2 injured subs, a crap old tent,…
LOSS: 4-2 vs AAC – Badgers Look Good In New Jerseys, But Fail To Deliver The Goods On The Pitch
Cameron Road United kicked off their 2023/2024 campaign early Sunday morning with a duel against Austin Athletic Club. The pitch was soggy with a round of Saturday rain, but the Soccer Gods decreed the fields were playable early Sunday morning. In typical 8am fashion, the Badgers took their time getting to the fields, but were…
WIN: 4-1 vs Travis FC – Badgers Finish Off Summer Season with Big Win Over Arch Rivals…. Silencing their Crowd for Good
Cameron Road United closed out this epic Summer Season with a thrilling 4-1 victory over Travis FC on a 107 degree noon day at Onion Creek to finish off with a winning record…. a not-so-easy feat for summer ball. Since Chappy was high up a mountain in Santa Fe, all reports and findings in this…
WIN: 3-2 vs CC United – School Was In Session As Badgers Teach Teens Life Lessons
This week’s Sunday morning brought a trip to the beautiful, plush, well groomed fields of NEMP for an 8am showdown with CC United and their new strange, orange camo kits. Cameron Road welcomed back Jeff Z for his first summer action, were thankful that Jefe survived several golf course related incidents Friday morning, and even…
LOSS: 7-3 vs Austin Blues
Piecing together this week’s match report as Chappy was out of town for his annual Bald Dome of Power polishing at an old machine shop in West Virginia. The word across the wire was that Austin Blues had quite a large roster to choose from, while Cameron Road struggled this week with a bare bones…
LOSS: 6-3 vs Pennybacker United – Badgers Win Final 20 Minutes Against Sandbag United…. Just Run Out Of Time To Complete Epic Comeback
Cameron Road finally got a break with an 8am game, but it was still hot as the humid dew filled the air like the delicious smells of a fresh batch of Luke’s Grandmother’s biscuits. With Ciro and Derek both out of town, the team’s average height shot up 3 inches, leaving Scotty as the lone…
WIN: 2-0 vs Chopped Livers – Badgers Batter Liverpool to Defend the Honor of The Crown & Anchor
8 subs! 4 tents! Mist! A generator! Badgertown was humming Sunday at noon for the big showdown with bar rivals Chopped Liverpool. They had no Johnny Football, and were pretty much doomed to be toothless in front of goal while the Badgers were prepared to come at them in waves. Early on, the Badgers started…
LOSS: 1-2 vs AAC – Goals Dry Up, Unlike Ciro’s Shorts
Another nooner in full effect this week as the Honey Badgers faced Austin Athletic Club. Cameron Road welcomed back Guillermo with open arms after week’s on the shelf with a foot injury. Look out for those tiny turf divots you 40 year old! The Badgers also gained the defensive services of Nick L, picking up…
