Chappy was in Mexico so the Match Report is all heresy and conjecture. But word on the street was that it was a good game, albeit hot as balls at noon. Mark T scored a hat trick with assists from Adam G and his proud Papa, and Jefe shielded the keeper from his final free…
Another beautiful 8am game at the Clark Field Stadium. Green grass, musical vibes, Ciro had Starbucks and Jefe had a pre-game Twisted Tea. All was good…. except there wasn’t a keeper in sight with Jaybone reenacting the 1985 smash hit Easy Lover by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey in his living room. “Billy, you want…
“A wiser fella once said, sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, the bar eats you.” And sometimes the bar is the sponsor for two teams in an epic shootout at Onion Creek on a muggy Sunday morning. The Badgers and Friends squared off against an ancient foe yesterday as they faced Chopped Liverpool….
The good folks at league headquarters pulled the old switcharoo on the Badgers for their 8am game on Sunday. Instead of playing Cell United, the hapless team from Tesla, Cameron Road faced and Over 40 Premier team, Mean-Eyed Cat. Looks like they got bumped down to our division, while Cell United moved on to greener…
For the 2022 Summer Campaign, the Cameron Road United Board put together a Frankenstein-like squad filled with Clark Field All Stars and fellow Over 40 members to battle the heat and young legs they might face. With game one scrapped, this was the Honey Badgers first test, and they drew the short straw of time…
25 goals. 10 assists. Constant hustle. This was one of the most incredible offensive season’s in Cameron Road history! We have run out of words for what Gianluca did this year. So many important goals and leading the team in assists as well. Bravo Gigi, Bravo!!
So many story lines as the Honey Badgers capped off their championship season with a 3-1 victory over Balcones Fault FC. With the Jugglers losing prior to kickoff, the Badgers ended the season with a dominating 8 point margin at the top of the Over 40B table. Champions baby, champions. With the season wrapped up,…
Needing one point in the final two games to claim the Over 40B title, a short-handed CRU took the pitch against the dreaded Jugglers with dreams of another title on their minds. It was another week of “next man up” as half the squad was either injured, out of town, battling COVID, or raising a…
This was gonna be a tough one. The Honey Badgers were in desperate need of 11 players not injured, out of town, or missing in action. Luckily, no small thanks to Chris Peterson’s social media blitz, 11 players showed up and took the pitch to face the Old Boys on a beautiful Sunday morning. The…
In a rematch of the season’s opening day loss, Cameron Road wanted revenge on Travis FC on a boiling hot Sunday afternoon. Way too hot for April, but so goes Texas. The Honey Badgers had a lone sub on the sidelines and Travis FC showed up with none. The Badgers are on a roll with…
Gigi remained unstoppable. A new Bald Dome of Power took center stage. Andy had white socks.
On a glorious, sunny day, Cameron Road set up shop on field three to protect their lead at the top of the table. With the Jugglers tying before them, the Honey Badgers could build up a bit of a f-up barrier with a win against Balcones Fault and their boring green uniforms. The troops were…
It was sweet sweet revenge for Cameron Road today as they leapfrogged The Jugglers to go back into first place on Jefe’s birthday. Jefe was there in spirit, as his physical body had been consuming mushrooms and margaritas since 6am as he received a day off to extend the celebrations. #sakibomb It was a (shocker)…
Big News from the network as The Brians has been renewed for another season! This year, Brian Parks (original Brian) will be replacing Brian Thomas (Brian) as Schwarzy’s (new Brian) zany new roommate. Can’t wait to see all the trouble the’ll get into this season!
It was a typical Texas weekend. Saturday was miserable and rainy, but Sunday was glorious, sunny with a chill in the air. So much of a chill at the wee hours of the morning that Jake turned up with a jet engine to keep everyone nice and toasty….. with the slight possibility of burning down…
Three months off and the Honey Badgers kicked off their season with a tough loss on field 10 out at Onion Creek. The numbers were solid with four subs. Derek was back on the pitch, Chappy was still not ready to suit up and Ciro was (presumably) cold somewhere. New Brian, who is actually original…
In either a moment of growth as a human being, or a complete lapse in judgement as chief CRU entertainer and jackass, Chappy decided to spare Ciro a hoodie-soaked ice bath on Sunday. But then, he learned that Jeff Z and Ciro were plotting his watery demise earlier, so 2022 might be a wet one…
“Michigan, how could he move to Michigan? What does it all mean? Where will I find another Brian? Will I have to make one myself? “
Last game of the Fall Season and the last chance for the Badgers to solidify first place heading into “the big sleep” of the winter break. The Badgers were hoping to avoid the Elephant Hangover after smashing them to bits last weekend. What would Badger Town look like on this early Sunday morning? A cold…
Yeah, it’s on the website, so you know it happened. Wow. Gigi is not so quietly obliterating all CRU scoring records this season. He’s already got 17 with 9 games left to play. Today, he netted 6 goals and 3 assists.
Hopefully these Elephants do forget, because they’ve been beaten 24-0 in two games against the explosive Honey Badgers. When you lose two games on the trot, the Elephants are the perfect medicine to make all the pain go away. With one sub at their disposal (what a treat!), Cameron Road hit the pitch on a…
Thanks to Jefe for the mostly coherent recap….. Dateline: Austin’s False Fall, Sunday, October 31 – Halloween. Would last week’s slip-up with only a 7 man squad still haunt the Honey Badgers, or would they turn things around and get back to their winning ways? Would their be a victory feast of quality candy inside…
Now that’s a headline baby! Like the 300 Spartans at the Hot Gates of Thermopylae, the severely outnumbered Honey Badgers faced an onslaught of Juggalos, fresh from the Gathering. In a perfect storm of vacations, Covid restrictions, injuries and previous engagements, only 7 Honey Badgers were available to make the trek to Manor on a…
As summer continued to cling to Onion Creek for one last weekend, the field was sweltering like a Cinnabon oven. Badgertown was unusually tentless and sub-free. But there was a cool spider sighting. Usually, a lack of subs could pose a problem on a hot day, but as the Ol’Boys gathered up on the sidelines…
