The Honey Badgers hoped to maintain a bit of momentum coming off the draw with the Punters, and next up on the schedule was Verity. Verity is another beer and grill loving thorn in the Honey Badgers side from years past. They are pretty big, and do a good job of moving the ball around….
The bi-annual rite of passage for Clark Field Supremacy was on display yesterday as the Honey Badgers and Punters squared off for their cathartic grudge match. Could Cameron Road bust out of their slump and get a result, fueled by Luke’s glorious motivational email and the watchful eyes of the tree line? Slim numbers and…
On the last melting hot weekend of this Texas-sized Indian summer, Cameron Road squared up against Galacticos for an early morning at Onion Creek. The mist rose like warm steam from a fresh plate of Luke’s Grandmother’s biscuits as Jefe and Jake warmed up in the pre-dawn hour. The occupancy of Badgertown was looking sparse…
Driving through the palatial and vibrant regions of downtown Manor, the Honey Badgers gathered for yearly Crown and Anchor bragging rights with Chopped Liverpool – a perennial thorn in the collective badger’s paw. The team was missing some iconic figures prior to the game, as Jefe and the tent were nowhere in sight. A sad…
If one opened up the oven – mid-bake – while a plate of Luke’s Grandmother’s biscuits were reaching their golden brown zenith, it would only be 10 degrees warmer than the searing atmosphere surrounding the Onion Creek fields yesterday at 2pm. Brutal. To combat the oppressive heat, Cameron Road unveiled a new 3 tent system, 2/3 of…
Mid September and it’s still hot as balls at Onion Creek as the Honey Badgers assembled for their noon tussle with ATX United. ATX looked pretty strong, with some vaguely familiar Premier-ish looking forwards in the mix from their apparent league-wide roster of 800 players. Cameron Road fielded a pretty strong side with 4 subs…
Why was it 100+ degrees in September? Why were there only 2 subs? Why was Andy wearing his complete uniform? Why was the pitch a lopsided, gigantic sand dune? Typical opening day questions for America’s favorite rag-tag bunch of soccer degenerates. With the Over 30 Premier nightmare behind them, the Honey Badgers looked forward to…
Are the Brians in Trouble? Brian S Again Seen Out on the Town without Brian T. Who is the Bearded Man of Mystery and Will He Breakup America’s Favorite Odd Couple???
Last game of the summer and Cameron Road are starting to get their swagger back. With two tents, six subs, Lil’Dave, many coolers of beer and a new hat for Chappy, the Honey Badgers were ready to kick it into high gear. Unfortunately, they started off in reverse, giving up a silly breakaway goal in…
You know that one game of Summer Soccer when you start to question your life choices? That mid-August 2:00 game when you don’t have enough players, it’s about 150 degrees outside, and your opponent has about 10 subs? Yeah, that was yesterday. Surprisingly, the Honey Badgers overcame most of these obstacles and fought hard against…
5:55 am – Jefe text Chappy to tell him that it’s raining Dragon Tears. 5:58 am – Ryan takes first shit of morning. 6:48 am – Jefe arrives at fields. 7:06 am – Ryan takes second shit of morning 7:10 am – Chappy captures rainbow on drive showing exact location of Zeke’s Honey Pot like…
The Honey Badgers woke up thinking, “could this be the day?” After Luke’s late-week motivational email, the champagne was re-re-re-re-iced and tucked away in the Yeti along with various post-game selections for the possible taste of victory. Messi was there minus fingerless gloves and mime makeup, Houston was there minus a dog, Jake was there…
Son of a…. Up 3-2 with 10 minutes to play sounded like it was gonna be time to pop the top on that bottle of champagne and breathe a collective sigh of relief, but since this is the year of the dead honey badger, things didn’t turn out the way Cameron Road had planned it….
Yeah but who’s keeping score, right? Too many good things surrounded this matchup of Clark Field brethren to focus on the outcome. Jefe and Chappy assembled Badger Town early at 8am. The strategy was twofold. One, to secure “The Tree” and establish a beachhead for afternoon operations. Two, to check out the Clark Field Red…
Courtesy of Adam Greenspan As penance for the many new and creative ways I came up with to not put the ball in the net today, my arms and I will be your guides through this match report. The gods of soccer weather were in a mood for dickery, raining just enough that you could…
Luckily for us, a few weeks back Zoran took a break from working in the steel mill back in Cleveland and turned up at the Crown and Anchor for a few beers with the fellas. One a Honey Badger, always a Honey Badger.
Trouble on the set! As BT pushes for a new contract with guaranteed Academy and Whataburger product placement, a possible replacement was busy with his screen test.
The breeze was glorious. The temperature was fruitful. The sun was nowhere to be found. Unfortunately, most of the Cameron Road United squad was also nowhere to be found as only 8 lonely Honey Badgers were available for the first round of summer ball. No worries, at least everyone had plenty of time on the…
It. Is. Over. Well, at least the heavy lifting is over. Yesterday’s match against a pesky, 2nd place Austin Thunder was the final “top dawg” opponent that the Honey Badgers had to face in this damned year of character building. The only thing that remains is a “Stay Cool See Ya Next Summer” last day…
Sandwiched in between that crazy new neighbor, “the dentist”, one Brian ponders the limits of his new physique, while the other Brian just wants to puke up his pre-game Whataburger!
