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An Ode to NEMP by Adam
Can a ball sent skyward justly be said to be traveling to da moon as it departs NEMP’s lunar surface? Are not all balls sent bounding through its dusty craters in truth sent a la luna? Lo, we are but insignificant moon men, scuttling about, kicking at the ankles of a universe so expansive one…
Danny Wins Golden Pineapple!
After narrowly missing out on the final game of last year, Danimal joined the “normal humans” after receiving his Golden Pineapple for a red card-less season! He also probably set the record for defensive goals in a season finishing on a hot-streak of 4 in a row.
2 Numptys. 1 Bet.
In 2012 Chappy and Willis decided to make a bet on who would score the most goals in the calendar year. With a slim 1 goal advantage, Chappy prevailed and finally was presented with his winnings… a sparkling new pair of fantastic Miznuno Supersonic Wave IIIs in honey badger gold. But the custom inscription begs…
Can Anyone Catch Adam!?
In a burst of Carl Lewis-like speed, Adam blew by the field in this week’s installment of post-match drunken races. He even had enough energy for a victory lap while his opponents lay face down in the grass. Perhaps next week’s race will involve the entire Honey Badgers and Dragons squads.
