The Milton Report – 6-30-13
A new feature here at Cameron Road United dot com is The Milton Report. Where everybody’s favorite Scottsman breaks down the days events as only he can.
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Finally, a successful “tent jump.” Luckily, the first one was not caught on tape since it ended in disgrace, much like last year’s.
Yeah, it’s on the website, so you know it happened. Wow. Gigi is not so quietly obliterating all CRU scoring records this season. He’s already got 17 with 9 games left to play. Today, he netted 6 goals and 3 assists.
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Although Andy gets major props for wearing the right color shorts for the first time in 2 years, he did manage to forget his jersey, shoes and shin guards. In an ingenious, last-minute, MacGgyveresque flash of brilliance, Andy decided to stuff some diapers into his socks to shield himself from the occasional kick in the…