The Milton Report – 6-30-13

After a spirited Sunday morning Clark Field Sesh, Derek found out first hand what happens when Nasty Nate comes in for a challenge. Your shoe just turns to dust.

In a brutal act of savagery, on Sunday, January 8th at approximately 12:38pm, Ryan destroyed my custom, one-of-a-kind Honey Badger stenciled gear bucket. The attack was without provocation, unwarranted, reeked of desperation, and downright rude. To be fair, it was accomplished with a powerful, on-target right footed shot of molecule shattering force…. but still…. not…

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For the second week IN A ROW, we got rained out. See you at practice on Wednesday, and at the Crown & Anchor to discuss our offering to the Soccer Rainout Gods.