The Milton Report – 6-30-13
A new feature here at Cameron Road United dot com is The Milton Report. Where everybody’s favorite Scottsman breaks down the days events as only he can.
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In perhaps his best performance of the season, Chappy put his money where his mouth was and grabbed Danny’s 50 yard wedge shot out of the air on the first try. Might be a third act as a circus performer in his future.
Having failed to reach the playoffs in the 2012 Austin Fall Cup, the Honey Badgers took the title for “Most Impressive Facial Hair” of the tournament.
In a brutal act of savagery, on Sunday, January 8th at approximately 12:38pm, Ryan destroyed my custom, one-of-a-kind Honey Badger stenciled gear bucket. The attack was without provocation, unwarranted, reeked of desperation, and downright rude. To be fair, it was accomplished with a powerful, on-target right footed shot of molecule shattering force…. but still…. not…
For the first time in 30 years, Chappy gets to add to his elementary school trophy collection. Thanks to all the team for bestowing upon me this glorious piece of silverware. It will go right next to the 4th grade egg toss first place ribbon, the 6th grade three legged race title, and the 8th…