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Tent Jump, Take Two
Finally, a successful “tent jump.” Luckily, the first one was not caught on tape since it ended in disgrace, much like last year’s.
BT Pays Visit to CRU Spiritual Leader
In an effort to heal his never ending list of injuries, BT missed the game to make a special pilgrimage to San Diego where he met personally with His Eminence, the Honey Badger! Although the meeting was discreet and private, undisclosed west coast CRU sources revealed that Brian received a full body blessing and a…
Diapers are not just for kids.
Although Andy gets major props for wearing the right color shorts for the first time in 2 years, he did manage to forget his jersey, shoes and shin guards. In an ingenious, last-minute, MacGgyveresque flash of brilliance, Andy decided to stuff some diapers into his socks to shield himself from the occasional kick in the…
Danny Wins Golden Pineapple!
After narrowly missing out on the final game of last year, Danimal joined the “normal humans” after receiving his Golden Pineapple for a red card-less season! He also probably set the record for defensive goals in a season finishing on a hot-streak of 4 in a row.
This Fall… BT Returns to CRU.
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