Gigi is a Man of Few Words

In an effort to heal his never ending list of injuries, BT missed the game to make a special pilgrimage to San Diego where he met personally with His Eminence, the Honey Badger!  Although the meeting was discreet and private, undisclosed west coast CRU sources revealed that Brian received a full body blessing and a…

Although Andy gets major props for wearing the right color shorts for the first time in 2 years, he did manage to forget his jersey, shoes and shin guards. In an ingenious, last-minute, MacGgyveresque  flash of brilliance, Andy decided to stuff some diapers into his socks to shield himself from the occasional kick in the…

In a burst of Carl Lewis-like speed, Adam blew by the field in this week’s installment of post-match drunken races. He even had enough energy for a victory lap while his opponents lay face down in the grass. Perhaps next week’s race will involve the entire Honey Badgers and Dragons squads.

For the second week IN A ROW, we got rained out. See you at practice on Wednesday, and at the Crown & Anchor to discuss our offering to the Soccer Rainout Gods.

After a spirited Sunday morning Clark Field Sesh, Derek found out first hand what happens when Nasty Nate comes in for a challenge. Your shoe just turns to dust.