If You Won Something Today, Shotgun Away!
We got an MVP winner, a Spiritual Leader, a Normal Human, and the Golden Boot winner all celebrating together.
While in Costa Rica searching for new black market ankle ligaments, Derek found our #1 Central American fan.
I would like to take a moment of silence to pay final respects for my red chair, which lost it’s long battle with my foolishness today. At approximately 12:37 CST, my trusty old friend collapsed and finally gave out after years of loyal service. It seems fitting that his dying act was one of raucous…
Yeah, it’s on the website, so you know it happened. Wow. Gigi is not so quietly obliterating all CRU scoring records this season. He’s already got 17 with 9 games left to play. Today, he netted 6 goals and 3 assists.
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While eating the island of Isla Mujeres out of tacos and attempting to rid it of cerveza, Chappy found time to unleash the Honey Badger in an epic battle with two seafaring foes: A giant marlin and barracuda. Honey Badger 2 – Big Giant Fish 0