Breaking News: 40 Year Old Man Wins Soccer Trophy

For the first time in 30 years, Chappy gets to add to his elementary school trophy collection. Thanks to all the team for bestowing upon me this glorious piece of silverware. It will go right next to the 4th grade egg toss first place ribbon, the 6th grade three legged race title, and the 8th grade certificate of appreciation for most failed pole vault attempts at a track meet. Cheers!

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