It’s 2021, and Chappy Still Can’t Shotgun a Beer

Misc

Offseason Report: Lil’D Becomes Honorary Punter

ByChappy February 23, 2025February 23, 2025

The jersey fit like a glove.

Misc

Honey Badgers of the Future

ByChappy April 28, 2014June 15, 2014

Misc

In a burst of Carl Lewis-like speed, Adam blew by the field in this week’s installment of post-match drunken races. He even had enough energy for a victory lap while his opponents lay face down in the grass. Perhaps next week’s race will involve the entire Honey Badgers and Dragons squads.

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Danny Wins Golden Pineapple!

ByChappy May 22, 2023May 22, 2023

After narrowly missing out on the final game of last year, Danimal joined the “normal humans” after receiving his Golden Pineapple for a red card-less season! He also probably set the record for defensive goals in a season finishing on a hot-streak of 4 in a row.