Jefe Propels the USA to Victory Over Ghana!!!

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Rasta Len Says CRU is #1

ByChappy March 25, 2025

While in Costa Rica searching for new black market ankle ligaments, Derek found our #1 Central American fan.

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Ciro Drinks a Pint of Badger Juice

ByChappy June 15, 2012

httpv://youtu.be/8oBhEyy91bE Badger Juice: 1 part beer, 4 parts Cholula hot sauce, 2 parts ketchup, 1 part salt, 1 part water, 2 parts malt vinegar. Never leave your 1/2 full glass of beer alone at the Crown. You never know what you might find when you return.

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An Ode to NEMP by Adam

ByChappy March 3, 2025

Can a ball sent skyward justly be said to be traveling to da moon as it departs NEMP’s lunar surface? Are not all balls sent bounding through its dusty craters in truth sent a la luna? Lo, we are but insignificant moon men, scuttling about, kicking at the ankles of a universe so expansive one…

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Non-Boring Honey Badger Corner Kick Game Footage

ByChappy April 22, 2018September 2, 2021

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I hope to score this goal on Sunday.

ByChappy February 10, 2009February 10, 2009

…Including the celebration, minus the chest hair. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quI_LkMj4HI

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R.I.P. Red Chair

ByChappy November 10, 2013November 10, 2013

I would like to take a moment of silence to pay final respects for my red chair, which lost it’s long battle with my foolishness today. At approximately 12:37 CST, my trusty old friend collapsed and finally gave out after years of loyal service. It seems fitting that his dying act was one of raucous…

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