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For the first time in 30 years, Chappy gets to add to his elementary school trophy collection. Thanks to all the team for bestowing upon me this glorious piece of silverware. It will go right next to the 4th grade egg toss first place ribbon, the 6th grade three legged race title, and the 8th…
Honey Badger of the Sea
While eating the island of Isla Mujeres out of tacos and attempting to rid it of cerveza, Chappy found time to unleash the Honey Badger in an epic battle with two seafaring foes: A giant marlin and barracuda. Honey Badger 2 – Big Giant Fish 0
Stash-a-Thon 2012
Having failed to reach the playoffs in the 2012 Austin Fall Cup, the Honey Badgers took the title for “Most Impressive Facial Hair” of the tournament.
All Hail Gianluca and His 6 Goal Game!!!
Yeah, it’s on the website, so you know it happened. Wow. Gigi is not so quietly obliterating all CRU scoring records this season. He’s already got 17 with 9 games left to play. Today, he netted 6 goals and 3 assists.




