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The Boys Are Back In Town
Notes from Wednesday Night Practice: After beating down the Punters at practice, Billy Spearheaded the charge to get back and retake the Crown and Anchor. Several key findings followed: The demise of Billy’s social skills have been greatly exaggerated as he was in fine form on and off the pitch. Greg, owner of the Crown…
Badgers Win Final Post Game of the Season
Lofty FC fought well, but they were no match for the staying power of the Honey Badgers on the last day of the season. A victory after a victory! There were Sour Patch kids (a far superior candy to anything made by the Jolly Rancher clan), kolaches, icings of Ciro (of course), golf balls hit,…
Ryan Willis Owes Me One New Bucket with a Custom Honey Badger Stencil
In a brutal act of savagery, on Sunday, January 8th at approximately 12:38pm, Ryan destroyed my custom, one-of-a-kind Honey Badger stenciled gear bucket. The attack was without provocation, unwarranted, reeked of desperation, and downright rude. To be fair, it was accomplished with a powerful, on-target right footed shot of molecule shattering force…. but still…. not…
An Ode to NEMP by Adam
Can a ball sent skyward justly be said to be traveling to da moon as it departs NEMP’s lunar surface? Are not all balls sent bounding through its dusty craters in truth sent a la luna? Lo, we are but insignificant moon men, scuttling about, kicking at the ankles of a universe so expansive one…
Can Anyone Catch Adam!?
In a burst of Carl Lewis-like speed, Adam blew by the field in this week’s installment of post-match drunken races. He even had enough energy for a victory lap while his opponents lay face down in the grass. Perhaps next week’s race will involve the entire Honey Badgers and Dragons squads.
