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The grand finale to the 2025 Summer Season was a proper summer game. The heat was intense, but thanks to Jake the Honey Badgers were blanketed in a cool spray of mist in the newly upgraded Badger Den. Congrats to Matt, who was given a leave of absence to get married by CRU Management. He…
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WIN: 2-0 vs Chopped Livers – Badgers Batter Liverpool to Defend the Honor of The Crown & Anchor
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