Now that’s a headline baby! Like the 300 Spartans at the Hot Gates of Thermopylae, the severely outnumbered Honey Badgers faced an onslaught of Juggalos, fresh from the Gathering. In a perfect storm of vacations, Covid restrictions, injuries and previous engagements, only 7 Honey Badgers were available to make the trek to Manor on a…
As summer continued to cling to Onion Creek for one last weekend, the field was sweltering like a Cinnabon oven. Badgertown was unusually tentless and sub-free. But there was a cool spider sighting. Usually, a lack of subs could pose a problem on a hot day, but as the Ol’Boys gathered up on the sidelines…
That’s right, you read it here first. Cameron Road defeated Manchester United’s Over 40 squad on Sunday afternoon at Onion Creek. Austin promised several inches of rain this weekend, but instead delivered a hot, humid, ragweed infused sweatshop of a pitch to do battle on. The Honey Badgers were welcoming back most of missing post-pandemic…
Field 10. The Treeline. A slight dew on the field. Jefe nestled inside Badgertown. Late players. Toddlers. A Jeff Z sighting! Ol’Schwarzy! Sweltering Texas heat. The scene was set for game #2 in this young Fall Season. The Honey Badgers were looking for a more competitive game this week and they got it from a…
Well that didn’t take long. Sorry BT, but in his first game back, Brian dropped you like a bad habit and chose his new screen partner for the fall sweeps.
553 days later, the Honey Badgers made their glorious return to the hallowed Onion Creek pitch to write the next chapter in their epic footballing fairytale. With the memories of Over 30 receding like Chappy’s hairline, the Honey Badgers started the new campaign in Over 40 with an 8am showdown against the Elephants. They say…
Welcome the third former Dragon, and second signing of the new season! Guillermo has officially entered Badgertown to join forces with the dark side. We are stoked to have him and Nasty Nate for the future, and look forward to their first post-game ice baths.
I mean, come on. If ever there were a fan deserving of this title, it’s the man who straps on a green and white soccer ball helmet, wears a cape, and ends up on the Jumbotron.
I think this soccer thing may just catch on in this town. Honey Badger invasion of Q2 complete with Brian Parks and Charles Barrow sighting. Andy wins Man of the Match as he shuttled us free drinks from his fancy club seats all game. Atta’boy!
6 feetish, wispy, talks a wee bit strange, bandana around the neck, beard, most likely has a Guinness in one hand, please call if you’ve seen him.
Skinny Luke is back for a glorious Zilker Park run out!
An Adam’s Arms Story…. After receiving Zeke’s latest email, the subject and quality of his content brought me great sadness. I yearned both for soccer and for match reports of said soccer from the #1 AMSA Over 30A Team Website in the Universe. And with that I bring you… 5:45 AM – Zeke receives…
Somewhere out there in the flux of time and space, there’s a parallel universe that is exactly like ours – except for two very key differences. The first is that there is no Corona Virus. The second is that instead of a hot plate to cook his nightly tomato soup, Ryan Willis has a Stainless…
Let’s get one thing straight, this was a glorious day for Cameron Road United. The victorious weekend on the pitch all started with a birthday celebration for Jefe on Friday, as McKenna showed true Badger hospitality at The Grove in the form of tequila shots, wine (both kinds….red and white) and classic Italian entrées. Unfortunately, he…
Cameron Road took another one on the chin today on the first day of March as they fell to ATX United 4-0. But that didn’t tell the whole story as the scoreline flattered ATX. For most of the 90 minutes the game was a closely played chess match. The Badgers knew they might be in…
There just may be a reason Galacticos are currently 22 points ahead of Cameron Road this early in the season. Could be their excellent passing and shooting. Or it could be that the Honey Badgers still haven’t awoken fully from their Premier League hangover. Whatever the case, it was a fairly miserable Sunday at ye’old Onion…
A new year, a new decade, and the Match Report is back baby! And what a way to start of 2020 as Cameron Road United unleash their counter attack to perfection with a 3-1 victory against the Madrigal Dragons. Been a long time coming, yes indeed, but the Honey Badgers are off and running on…
The Soccer Gods have not been kind to Cameron Road this calendar year. A few wins and countless heartache was dished out by the tree line. Character was built up. Life lessons were learned. Patience was tested. But through it all, the Honey Badgers remained a formidable opponent, always ready to fight back when trapped in…
With injuries, out-of-towners, and “maybees” depleting the Cameron Road roster for the week, 10 brave Badgers manned Onion Creek like the Spartans at the Hot Gates. It was a media blackout, but reliable sources said Cameron Road fought well, gave the good fight, enjoyed some fantastic soccering weather, and drank a beer or seven after the game….
The Honey Badgers hoped to maintain a bit of momentum coming off the draw with the Punters, and next up on the schedule was Verity. Verity is another beer and grill loving thorn in the Honey Badgers side from years past. They are pretty big, and do a good job of moving the ball around….
The bi-annual rite of passage for Clark Field Supremacy was on display yesterday as the Honey Badgers and Punters squared off for their cathartic grudge match. Could Cameron Road bust out of their slump and get a result, fueled by Luke’s glorious motivational email and the watchful eyes of the tree line? Slim numbers and…
