Double Cutback Sunday! Derek Is the 2017/2018 MVP AND Wins The Golden Boot!!
What a day for Derek. After a great game where he landed the assist on Steve’s second goal, he was awarded the Golden Boot for being the Honey Badger’s top goal scorer for the 2017 – 2018 season. And if that wasn’t enough, mere minutes later he took home the other top prize as the…
Honey Badgers End Season On A High With 2-1 Victory Over First Place Phoenix!
In what has been a truly remarkable run since the Fall Cup, the Honey Badgers finished off their undefeated Spring Season with a 2-1 win over the division champions, Phoenix. Sure, sure, Phoenix started a man down (or two), but who’s counting, right? The ended up full strength when it was all said and done…
Honey Badgers Take Back The Crown & Anchor from Chopped Liverpool In A 2-1 Victory
NEMP 18? Where in the Hell is NEMP 18? On a desolate strip of near barren, undulating tundra, Cameron Road brought their A-Game to vanquish yet another opponent in what has become a fairly remarkable run since the start of the Fall Cup. While beating Liverpool and resuming normal service as Crown & Anchor Champions…
Defenders Drop Like Flies As Honey Badgers Earn 1-1 Draw with Verity
The field was covered with a light coat of dew as the Honey Badgers arrived for their early morning, 8am game with Verity. Unfortunately, the dew was brown, lumpy, and left near the touch line by some sort of bear-human hybrid and had to be removed with an old tent cover found in the trash…
Danimal Quote-a-thon, Bluebonnets, And A Honey Badger Comeback To Tie The Gunners 1-1
Ah, it’s springtime in Austin. You know, where it’s 40 degrees and freezing on Saturday, and 75 and sunny on soccer Sunday. Where the flowers are in full bloom and there’s not a worry on an ill word on anyone’s mind. Where peace and harmony reign supreme and middle aged men stand together, hand-in-hand, to…
Derek’s Cutbacks Break Twelve Club America Ankles As His Goal Carries Cameron Road to Another Victory
The Honey Badgers are on a heater. This season has seen them take 11 out of 15 points with no losses (and a perfect post-match record), and they don’t look to let up anytime soon. After last week’s mauling of Cosmos up in Manor, Cameron Road was back at their familiar stomping grounds at Onion…
Breaking News: Honey Badgers Week-Long Email Thread After 3-0 Win Against Cosmos Is More Exciting Than the Punters First Half Against Phoenix
What follows is a week-long transcript of the Honey Badgers victory. Thread started and titled by Chris Peterson: PETERSON: C Road 3, Idiot Team 0
Miguel Ice Bath, Take Two
When the camera man fails to hit “record” on the first ice bath, well, you gotta reshoot it.
Sun Sets on Beerca as Honey Badgers Put Together Complete Performance in Dominating 2-0 Win!
Two fantastic goals, a shutout, 3 yellow cards, cookies, ice baths, duplicate ice baths, and a beautiful sunset that drenched the treeline. This game had it all! Nobody likes to play Beercelona. They have several giant lugs and an all around solid squad. They are known for giving the Honey Badgers fits. But Cameron Road was…
El Clásico Ends In A 1-1 Stalemate As The Punters Are Again Winless in 4 Out of 5 Matches with Cameron Road
Another day, another match where the Punters Clark Field dominance seems like a distant memory. Well, I guess it is a distant memory as Cameron Road found their Honey Badger spirit to claw out a 1-1 draw at Onion Creek today. Nestled deep within the treeline on field #10, Cameron Road were buzzing with Luke’s…
Honey Badgers Emerge From Winter Hibernation To A Scrappy 1-1 Draw With Madrigal Dragons
Ahh, remember the good l’days of December yore when the Honey Badgers were making their Fall Cup run straight through the hearts of the Punters and Dragons? Well, it was time to put the past to bed and suit up for the first competitive soccer in two and a half months. For the first game of…
12-2-17 – The Greatest Day in Honey Badger History
The 2017 Fall Cup started off with a bang. Wins vs. the Punter-Striker Whataburger All Stars and the Dragons propelled Badgertown into a nirvana-like state that they may never come down from. Glory Glory Cameron Road United.
Honey Badgers Lose 3-2 Battle with Beerca, But Still Winning the War
Cameron Road may have been edged out at the final whistle in yesterday’s match with Beercalona, but as the Fall Season came to a close, they are still #winning. Lets review the goals for the season: #1 Beat the Punters, check. #2 Finish ahead of the Punters/Dragons/Strikers, check. #3 Sit comfortably upper to mid table…
It Was Like Kissing Your Uglier Sister: CRU 2 – Verity 2
Many wondered if the Honey Badgers would have anything left to play for after vanquishing the Punters last week. After besting their biggest rivals (sorry Dragons), would there even be a reason to get out of bed on Sundays? Well, another trip down memory lane beckoned as Verity was next up on the schedule. Cameron…
It’s Just Business. Honey Badgers Beat Punters 1-0.
Sorry Punters, nothing personal, it was just business. Cameron Road reclaimed the trophy and exercised last fall’s demons as they took a 2-1 game lead in the Crown & Anchor Derby yesterday. It was a glorious, glorious, glorious victory against their Clark Field brethren. Some may say that the game was won before the first…