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Global warming has been reversed. Trump apologizes to everyone and drops out of presidential race. Ciro doesn’t shoot ball right at keeper. On any other Sunday, one of these could have been the national headline of the day. But not yesterday. Yesterday the big news was that CAMERON ROAD UNITED WON THEIR FIRST GAME OF…
I think it’s safe to say that we are the best team at the bottom of the division.
We just can’t catch a break this season, can we? For all our efforts of peppering the goal (or vicinity of the goal) with shot after shot, unfortunatly we’ve got nothing to show for it.. again. We must have had 15 shots on goal yesterday, some came close; some… well were kicked in the general direction of the goal.
In a classic battle that goes back 10 years, Cameron Road United and Babaganoutch slugged it out to a 3-3 draw on Sunday. These two teams have been on and off foes since the D4 days when Magilow was running the show and names like Ammerman, Carlos, Gus and Wylie were listed in the game…
Cameron Road United closed out the 2012 Summer Season in style on Sunday with an emphatic 5-2 win over rivals Austin Athletic Club. The Honey Badgers took D2 by storm, and after a rocky start, finished in the top 3 with a gritty summer performance – fueled by their new “duck bill” hats. With the…
Just when you thought summer was here, Austin decided to throw one last cold front into the mix – sending Ciro and his delicate core temp in search of warmer climates. There were other notable missing Badgers as Gianluca decided to take Adam’s ’03 Accord on a road trip with Guillermo, and Jefe was in…
What was that…. soccer on a Sunday?! No rain?! Unbelievable. Yes soccer fans, it was true. There was a game to be played after many rainouts, and the Honey Badgers and Chopped Liverpool took to the lovely green pitch at Onion Field to do battle for Crown and Anchor supremacy. When beer, the outside round…