Tree Line Unleashes Swarm of Killer Deer to Stop Austin Thunder from Scoring Any More Goals.








Nice way to finish off the summer season. A resounding 7-0 win against an overmatched (let’s face it boys, this wasn’t Jah Love we were playing) Chopped Liverpool. Highlights included a Ryan Willis hat trick, a thumping header by yours truly, additional goals by Bob and Dermot, a shutout by the defense, and Chris Peterson…
This season the Badgers have been hot and cold, and like Ciro’s post-game crotchal region, they were ice cold on Sunday. The good news was that Cameron Road showed up with not one, not two, but three shiny new game balls and 6 subs. Consider the pre-game won. After splashing on a copious amount of…
With Mother Nature offering up a round of thunder poppers on Saturday, it was a pleasant surprise to wake up to the Onion Creek Soccer Sanctuary being open for business today. Fifteen Honey Badgers assembled on field #9 to do battle with the elder statesman of Deep Eddy. It became clear that Deep Eddy’s main…
Cameron Road (or the Bad News Bears of D2), lost yesterday’s game to Valladolid 2-1 and continued their snake bitten run through the fall season. Finishing the campaign with 7 points is actually a high compared to the last couple seasons, but losing 4 out of the last 7 games by 1 goal has kept…
It was early. It was cold. It was NEMP. There were no subs. There was no keeper. Ciro forgot his jersey. All of these first world problems were facing the Honey Badgers as they lined up for this morning’s game. Thanks to BT, Cameron Road thought they had 11, but the chopper from the Easy…
The Summer Season started up yesterday with a classic old school grudge match with those green and white hooped hooligans known as the Celtic Cowboys. Only this version didn’t have any of the Celtic charm that they usually do. They were pretty tame and dare I say, polite! Still, they were on par with or…