Tree Line Unleashes Swarm of Killer Deer to Stop Austin Thunder from Scoring Any More Goals.








Best Impersonation of an Over 30 Premier Team: Cameron Road Untied. Best Header of a Ball Without Knowing You are Heading a Ball: BT, after Jaybone nailed him in the back of the head. Best Comeback Line: Ryan Willis for his timely comment to last week’s referee after the umpteenth Wickham goal went in. “What…
The Soccer Gods are smiling on Cameron Road United this summer as their win streak hits a monumental 6 games in a grind-it-out, hard-fought victory against Internacional Austin F.C. – a.k.a. The Mary Kay Allstars.
Winter made a brief, spiteful comeback at Onion Creek, dropping the temperature into the low 40s and cranking the wind like it had a personal vendetta against recreational soccer. Not exactly the postcard ending to a season, but Honey Badgers don’t give a shit. The Soccer Gods were clearly in a generous mood. Before the…
Not sure I understand when the other teams says “It’s only summer man!!!” That must be code for “stop kicking our ass!” The final score was 6-0, but the Honey Badgers were out for Cobra blood and it could have been 16. After last week’s hard-fought game against Waterloo, Cameron Road pulled out the can…
The Summer Season started up yesterday with a classic old school grudge match with those green and white hooped hooligans known as the Celtic Cowboys. Only this version didn’t have any of the Celtic charm that they usually do. They were pretty tame and dare I say, polite! Still, they were on par with or…
In a close match with Division leading Barcenal FC, Cameron Road United came up just short of an opening day victory with an 0-2 defeat to start the spring season. Returning to the scene of last year’s epic Fall Cup final, CRU suited up 16 strong to kick off the first game of the “end…