Tree Line Unleashes Swarm of Killer Deer to Stop Austin Thunder from Scoring Any More Goals.








As another opening day descended upon Onion Creek, the Honey Badgers assembled underneath the plush confines of Badgertown to kick off the season with a match against Club America.
Our streak of not losing continued this weekend on the high plains of Pflugerville with a convincing draw against Deportivo Fuerza Unida. Do you even remember the team that got thrashed by Celtic 0-5 a few months ago? Who were those guys?
After a long awaited absence, the Seshmeister returns with a breakdown of today’s 3-0 win as only he can. httpv://youtu.be/bl6EvDJjXQc
Global warming has been reversed. Trump apologizes to everyone and drops out of presidential race. Ciro doesn’t shoot ball right at keeper. On any other Sunday, one of these could have been the national headline of the day. But not yesterday. Yesterday the big news was that CAMERON ROAD UNITED WON THEIR FIRST GAME OF…
It seems that even Mother Nature has conspired to keep Cameron Road United winless this season. A monsoon-like rainstorm quickly ended this week’s installment of “the most frustrating season ever” five minutes into the second half of what was looking like a promising performance.
Once again, Cameron Road did itself proud with a nice run in the annual Austin Fall Cup, but ended up losing the semi-final match for the second year in a row. This year’s rag-tag bunch won the first game 1-0, tied the second game 1-1, and won the third game 2-0 to finish top of…