WIN: 7-2 vs Chopped Liverpool: Badgers Slice, Dice and Mince Livers Into a Fine Pulp On a Day of Total Destruction
While Chappy was at home with a spicy case of the Covids, Cameron Road narrowly escaped “Rostergate” as Adam’s Arms delivered that names of those who would bestow an epic beatdown of Chopped Liverpool in lieu of oranges.
Relying on Jefe’s memory, FBI interviews, drone footage, and notes written down on Ciro’s soaked back, we have managed to piece together the details of what happened Sunday.
What is clear is that Chopped Liverpool were in a world of hurt as they managed to keep the score tied for only a brief moment at the start of the game when no-one had yet scored.
Apparently it was a good day to be a Badger. Young Andy scored a hat trick. Conor had two goals. Adam’s Arms notched a goal. And, of course, Derek added to the party with one of his own, but apparently should have passed the ball to Pete at some point. The Livers had no chance.
Man-of-the-Match: Matt was a force at central mid winning tackles and holding it together in the middle of the pitch.
Post-Match-Report: In what is becoming his trademark, Ciro brought baked goods. Also, knowing his nemesis was not there to rain watery fury on him, he iced himself. Conor and Jefe rolled 9 bones, which was coincidentally the exact number of goals.
