Things Got Messi in Texas at the Copa America Semi Final
We came. We drank. We gave Ciro a parking lot ice bath. We cheered on the USA. We saw Messi and Argentina put on a show. The end.
Opening Game of Summer Comeback Falls Short as Badgers Lose To Austin Goldstar Gold Allstar Golddiggers 3-2
Two things happened yesterday that have not occurred in quite some time. The Honey Badgers rocked their white kits, and they lost a game. It was a pretty good match as the Honey Badgers had some key members missing and their opponents came prepared with about 20 subs. After going down 3-0, Cameron Road decided…
The Milton Report – 5/15/16 – “Game of Thongs”
A comment on Jay’s anatomy. A recap of the game. How we took over the league. Team awards. And a stern warning for The Punters!
Honey Badgers are Champions Again!
Cameron Road United were crowned Over 30B Champions on Sunday after brushing aside Bat City 3-1 in their final game of the season. It was quite a ride for the Honey Badgers, who made up close to 10 points from the start of the Spring Season to surge back up the table with a blistering…
Danimal is the 2015/2016 MVP!
Congratulation to Danny for winning this year’s Most Valuable Player “Golden Gigi” award. Danny might have been shocked at the honor, but his teammates weren’t as they voted for him even though he missed the entire Fall Season.
Gigi Wins the 2015-2016 Golden Boot!
Congratulations to Gianluca, who came back from knee surgery, played little more than half a season, and held off a late charge from Derek to win the Golden Boot. Fitting that he scored his 11th goal of the season to wrap up the championship on Sunday.
Dos a Cero. Honey Badgers Edge Closer to League Title After Saying Night Night to Juventus.
Another week. Another win. Another shutout. Another step closer to the title. Stop me if you’re heard this before. Cameron Road United are on such an incredible run that it is literally sending shockwaves throughout the sporting world. Fans in Leicester City are calling their improbable run to the EPL title, “doing a honey badger”….
Honey Badgers Enjoy Some Down Home Country Livin’ As They Dismantle Rovers 5-0 And Keep The Pressure On The Dragons In An All Out, Epic, Race To The Title
Knowing that they could not afford a letdown after dismantling the Dragons, Captain Chappy took a page out of Alex Ferguson’s latest book on leadership and decided to stoke the flames within the team. In a pure act of altruism, he purposely severely injured his back lifting massive amounts of iron at CrossFit on Saturday….
Cameron Road Destroys Dragons 6-0! Clark Field Trophy Safe and Sound Back at Honey Badger Headquarters. All Is Right With The World.
Call it fate. Call it destiny. Call it sweet sweet revenge. Whatever superlative you slap on it, for 90 glorious minutes Cameron Road United basked in pure, white-hot footballing nirvana as they dismantled the Dragons, reclaimed their trophy, and moved to within one point of first place atop the Over 30B table.
The Milton Report – 4/10/16 – “This Baby Scored Two Goals”
Hear Billy’s masterful take on the glorious victory, the inability of his captain to grasp the offside rule, and what a victory does to his manhood. And as a special bonus, be sure to see the Harry Potter throw in at 1:20.
Honey Badgers on a Heater – Beat Phoenix for 4th Straight Win
On a positively NEMPish day at Onion Creek, where winter made a brief return and breathed out her last, cold breath, Cameron Road United rode their hot streak for their fourth consecutive victory of the season. With the news of a full Dragon collapse on field #5, the Honey Badgers knew they could make up…
Don’t Mess With Nasty Nate!
After a spirited Sunday morning Clark Field Sesh, Derek found out first hand what happens when Nasty Nate comes in for a challenge. Your shoe just turns to dust.
Honey Badgers Ride Wave of Jefe Birthday Exhilaration to 3-2 Comeback Win Versus the Red Devils!
In case anyone hadn’t heard, yesterday was Jefe’s birthday. First to the field, and most likely last to leave, Jeff had a memorable one for sure.
A Night At the Oscars – CRU 2 – ATX United 0
And the Oscar goes to…. BEST PASS TO A PLAYER IN AN OFFSIDE POSITION: Chappy, for his wonderful “assist” to Andy for a “goal” early in the second half. Apparently, Andy was offside by a good 15 yards.
Honey Badgers Dominate in Opening Day 1-0 Win vs. Austin Athletic Club
After months and months of being on the business end of eagle claws, Cuban missile crises, Ben on Ben crime and a never ending revolving door of practice sites, the Honey Badgers finally got to play a real game yesterday as the Spring Season got underway.
Netflix and Chill…. Honey Badgers To Do List After 2015 Fall Cup
There are few things more certain in life than death, taxes, and the cyclical nature of the Fall Cup for the Honey Badgers. This year proved not to be an exception, as Cameron Road was bounced from the tournament on day two after a lukewarm performance on the pitch (off the pitch they remained sideline champions…
SUCK IT!!!! Badgers Lose Season Finale 2-1
From the 20 minute delay, to the “phantom whistle,” to several shots off the post and the sub-par referee, it seemed like the Soccer Gods were conspiring against Cameron Road as they dropped their season finale against Juventus. With a swolt sideline of subs and spectaters, Cameron Road started off the game in spectacular fashion,…