Ughhh. It was not pretty yesterday as Cameron Road’s summer woes continued with a 3-1 loss to the Austin Athletic All Stars. AAC were stacked with a few professional wrestlers, the Mountain from Game of Thrones, and a few scattered lower division players. Still, if it weren’t for Chappy’s abysmal finishing and the referee’s blind…
In a battle of the zoo animals, the Honey Badgers and Bad Monkeys played to a thrilling 3-3 draw as the blistering Texas summer heat baked the field like a plate of Luke’s Grandmother’s hot biscuits that were left in the over too long. Badgertown was two tents strong, and with the deflated Punter’s tent serving as…
Another week, another 1 goal loss. At least the Honey Badgers are developing some consistency. That’s three 1 goal losses out of four so far. It was looking rough at kickoff as Cameron Road suited up 8 players to take on Austin Blues, and the Dragons were in full heckling form after their Division 12 win…
On a positive note, Danimal returned with a brand new Hops and Grain summer brew which was fantastic. He also scored the only goal of the game for the Honey Badgers as his visceral plunges forward into the depths of Real Austin’s box lead the charge for the second half comeback.
Apparently there was a game very early in the morn on July 26. Andy scored a glorious volley and Gigi bagged a late goal…. and in between Beercelona ran riot. Oh well, the beaches of the Mayan Riviera were wonderful.
We came. We drank. We gave Ciro a parking lot ice bath. We cheered on the USA. We saw Messi and Argentina put on a show. The end.
Two things happened yesterday that have not occurred in quite some time. The Honey Badgers rocked their white kits, and they lost a game. It was a pretty good match as the Honey Badgers had some key members missing and their opponents came prepared with about 20 subs. After going down 3-0, Cameron Road decided…
A comment on Jay’s anatomy. A recap of the game. How we took over the league. Team awards. And a stern warning for The Punters!
Cameron Road United were crowned Over 30B Champions on Sunday after brushing aside Bat City 3-1 in their final game of the season. It was quite a ride for the Honey Badgers, who made up close to 10 points from the start of the Spring Season to surge back up the table with a blistering…
Congratulation to Danny for winning this year’s Most Valuable Player “Golden Gigi” award. Danny might have been shocked at the honor, but his teammates weren’t as they voted for him even though he missed the entire Fall Season.
Congratulations to Gianluca, who came back from knee surgery, played little more than half a season, and held off a late charge from Derek to win the Golden Boot. Fitting that he scored his 11th goal of the season to wrap up the championship on Sunday.
Another week. Another win. Another shutout. Another step closer to the title. Stop me if you’re heard this before. Cameron Road United are on such an incredible run that it is literally sending shockwaves throughout the sporting world. Fans in Leicester City are calling their improbable run to the EPL title, “doing a honey badger”….
Knowing that they could not afford a letdown after dismantling the Dragons, Captain Chappy took a page out of Alex Ferguson’s latest book on leadership and decided to stoke the flames within the team. In a pure act of altruism, he purposely severely injured his back lifting massive amounts of iron at CrossFit on Saturday….
Call it fate. Call it destiny. Call it sweet sweet revenge. Whatever superlative you slap on it, for 90 glorious minutes Cameron Road United basked in pure, white-hot footballing nirvana as they dismantled the Dragons, reclaimed their trophy, and moved to within one point of first place atop the Over 30B table.
Hear Billy’s masterful take on the glorious victory, the inability of his captain to grasp the offside rule, and what a victory does to his manhood. And as a special bonus, be sure to see the Harry Potter throw in at 1:20.
On a positively NEMPish day at Onion Creek, where winter made a brief return and breathed out her last, cold breath, Cameron Road United rode their hot streak for their fourth consecutive victory of the season. With the news of a full Dragon collapse on field #5, the Honey Badgers knew they could make up…
After a spirited Sunday morning Clark Field Sesh, Derek found out first hand what happens when Nasty Nate comes in for a challenge. Your shoe just turns to dust.
In case anyone hadn’t heard, yesterday was Jefe’s birthday. First to the field, and most likely last to leave, Jeff had a memorable one for sure.
And the Oscar goes to…. BEST PASS TO A PLAYER IN AN OFFSIDE POSITION: Chappy, for his wonderful “assist” to Andy for a “goal” early in the second half. Apparently, Andy was offside by a good 15 yards.