It was early. It was cold. It was NEMP. There were no subs. There was no keeper. Ciro forgot his jersey. All of these first world problems were facing the Honey Badgers as they lined up for this morning’s game. Thanks to BT, Cameron Road thought they had 11, but the chopper from the Easy…
For the second week in a row, Cameron Road was given an early wakeup call for an 8am game. This time around, they faced the tall trees of ATX United. In a show of solidarity, those early to the field determined CRU would suit up in their white, blue and red kits to pay tribute…
The Soccer Gods briefly suspended monsoon season and allowed a 24-hour window of playability at Onion Creek yesterday. The fields were lush and lumpy, like a bowl of steel cut oats served with some of Luke’s Grandmother’s hot biscuits. Kickoff was a crisp and early 8am. The opponent, Slaughter Rovers, were clad in strange black…
The Honey Badgers and Dragons showed their approval at the Punter’s penalty kick as Ryan commentates. Good thing Shannon converted, or else this tent was going to explode (actually, we were kind of hoping for that reaction)
Last week’s special guest trip to the Spirit World is replaced by a more familiar narrative. This week, we turn the page on chapter 5, as the Honey Badgers mauled Lucky Lounge 6-1 for their fourth win in a row. At 11:15am, the Badger Den looked like a homeless soup kitchen packed with Scotty Boykin…
October 4th, 2015 Austin TX 6:00 a.m. – Awaken from a peaceful slumber. 6:05 a.m. – Visit Spirit World. 6:25 a.m. – Water plants. 6:30 a.m. – Visit Spirit World. 7:00 a.m. – Feed cat. 7:15 a.m. – Visit Spirit World. 7:30 a.m. – Leave home on Falcor’s back, following a unicorn headed towards Manor, TX. 8:00 a.m. – Arrive at EMP. 8:10…
Cameron Road continued their hot streak and won it’s second game on the bounce by defeating Austin Athletic Club 2-1. It was another solid team performance from the Honey Badgers who only had 2 subs on the bench. This was a somewhat new Austin Athletic Club team, and they were much easier to break down…
It’s been too long since we’ve had a Milton Report. This one comes with post-game background barbs aimed at the Strikers.
What a difference a week makes. After losing the Clark Field Derby Trophy in rather humiliating fashion last week, the Honey Badgers rebounded with a resounding 2-0 victory against Phoenix yesterday. With two tents worth of subs, beer and defenders, Cameron Road United was looking solid in the pre-game warm up. And low and behold,…
Like the mighty Smaug burning down Laketown, the Dragons unleashed a fiery assault on the Cameron Road goal as they beat them 5-1 on Clark Field Derby Day #3. The Honey Badgers stood firm in the first half, but the lack of warm bodies and defensive specialists was too much to overcome in the second…
Cameron Road United stormed back in the second half to close out the summer season in style with a 3-2 victory over the pesky Phoenixcelona team. Team Jefe were first to the fields in the pre-dawn hours to set up camp and feed the many deer and small marmots who call the tree line their…
Apparently there was a first half that started at 2:00 where Dermot assisted Andy with a goal, and Beercelona scored two. That’s the rumor anyway. Now the second half, that was something to write about. Well, not really. Adam did have a great look at goal, Andy continued to look like a threat, and Travis…
With a legendary burst of speed that has been tormenting AMSA defenders for years, Adam destroys the field and retains his title as “The Fastest Honey Badger”.
Wearing their brand new USA BADGER kit for the first time, Cameron Road brought home the groceries, but couldn’t put the finishing touches on the meal at they had to settle for a 1-1 draw with Cirrus Logic. With the tents tactically nestled on the tree line of field 10, the Honey Badgers had two…
It might have been a loss, but for the second week in a row, Cameron Road United fought hard and played well despite the result. The final score was 2-1 for Manchesthair United, but the Honey Badgers almost squeaked out a draw at the last second. Noon in August is hot. Really hot. And luckily for…
Damn. The Honey Badgers let one slip away through their grimy, cobra blood soaked claws on Sunday. With a seemingly insurmountable shot surplus, Cameron Road let Club America squeak back into the game off two second half goals to spoil their unbeaten summer run. As the team assembled before the game, Cameron Road welcomed back lifetime Honey…
In the Second Annual Clark Field Derby, Cameron Road retained the glorious (and ever-expanding) trophy by beating the Dragons 2-1. The Clark Field melting pot took center stage on Field #2. Ben christened the field by refereeing the previous game, A-A-A-Ron took turns tent swapping and not being on anyone’s official roster, and fellow Punters…
In a burst of Carl Lewis-like speed, Adam blew by the field in this week’s installment of post-match drunken races. He even had enough energy for a victory lap while his opponents lay face down in the grass. Perhaps next week’s race will involve the entire Honey Badgers and Dragons squads.
In the battle of early morning nasty-as-hell carnivorous mammals, there was only going to be one winner. Honey Badgers 3 – Wolverines 0. There was a bit of worry in the early morning Badger Den as Ciro was having trouble waking up. Luckily for him and the rest of the early risers, Gigi came equipped with…
With things all square on the pitch, the Honey Badgers took City behind the wood shed for a good’ol beat down after the game. As the City stragglers limped to their cars soon after the game with no tent, no beers and no fun, Cameron Road put on a 2+ hour display of sheer numpyness…
With the brutal rays of summer finally beating down on them, the Honey Badgers took the field at noon to face the mighty Manchester City. City may not have secured the services of Raheim Sterling by kickoff, but they did unleash a dynamic duo frontline that was as formidable as Cameron Road had ever seen….
Finally, a successful “tent jump.” Luckily, the first one was not caught on tape since it ended in disgrace, much like last year’s.