Badgers Best Beerca in 1-1 Draw
Things are starting to click for the Honey Badgers as their Summer campaign continues to be a successful journey. Sunday saw Cameron Road play some quality soccer against a fierce division rival.
Guardians of the Galacticos – Honey Badgers Thrill Crowds With Blazing Hot Goals
2:00 on a July afternoon. That’s why you sign up for Summer Soccer. There’s no hiding from the heat, and if you can make it through the game without having a heat stroke, the post-game beers are that much more delicious (unless Andy hands you some sort of crushed up sweet tart /zima mash up…
When Jaybone and Chris G Are Playing Striker, Things Are Looking Good – Honey Badgers Roll Phoenix 6-0
Not sure I understand when the other teams says “It’s only summer man!!!” That must be code for “stop kicking our ass!” The final score was 6-0, but the Honey Badgers were out for Cobra blood and it could have been 16. After last week’s hard-fought game against Waterloo, Cameron Road pulled out the can…
Waterloo Was Our Waterloo
Jefe’s ramblings to Honey Badger Headquarters following the hard-fought 5 goal loss to like, a 30 year old Premier team. I iced Derek who then iced Billy who then tripped over his cooler and landed on his face….. then…… Billy on face on ground holy fuck. 0-1 at halftime, dude on their team told me to…
Gunners Loss Avenged – Badgers Deliver Second Half Beatdown in 4-1 Win
This day had been coming ever since Cameron Road had an off day at NEMP to the Gunners a few months back. Revenge is a dish best served up with a side of Cobra, and the 18 Honey Badgers who showed up for this 10am Summer Game were hungry. Badgertown was bustling with activity during…
“We Weren’t Terrible” – CRU 1 – Club America 1
Ahh the Summer Season. The wonderful time of year when it’s 100 degrees in the shade, you’re chasing 20 year old kids around the pitch (or watching them run by you), your opponent doesn’t want to play physical because it’s “only summer,” and the results are a mixed bag. Cameron Road faced all those obstacles yesterday…
Badgers Sink South Austin To Close Out The Season With A 3-1 Victory
A storm was brewing yesterday. With a lightening strike of goals and a thunderous defense performance, Cameron Road United closed out their 2016-2017 season with a workmanlike victory against South Austin FC. The Punters tied ATX earlier in the day, so the Honey Badgers knew a win was a must to reign supreme as Clark…
Débâcle De Mayo
The Honey Badgers went down in flames during the second half of yesterday’s 4-0 loss to the Gunners. 8am at NEMP is never anyone’s ideal scenario for soccer, and the teams were treated to about 20 tiny flags embedded in the field to server as some sort of dribbling obstacle course. With those removed (because let’s…
Let There Be River Beer! Honey Badgers Return To Winning Ways With 2-0 Win Over Club America.
Somewhere out there in the soccer ether, Chappy is offside, Andy is wearing the wrong clothes, Peterson is arriving late, the Club America goal keeper is eating a LuAnn fish platter at Luby’s and rubbing water on his chest, Big Dave still doesn’t have a Hops & Grain hat and the Honey Badgers are celebrating their 2-0 victory…
Honey Badgers Don’t Do Draws: Lose to Beerca 3-0
Cameron Road’s form this season has flip-flopped week to week like a Donald Trump campaign promise. After an impressive win last Sunday, it was back to being on the wrong side of Jefe’s bones this week. Just like the real Barcelona, Beerca scored 3 to destroy the Honey Badgers’s hopes of back-to-back victories. The highlight…
Badgers Give Ryan and Jake Birthday Win As They Beat CC United 2-0
The Honey Badgers put #Puntergate behind them and cruised to a well-deserved two goal victory against CC United. Finally, Cameron Road put together a solid performance against a team above them in the table. On the day after Jake turned 40 and Ryan turned 40 something, the Honey Badgers again came out with good numbers…
“At Least We Have Shade” – Ciro
In case you were wondering….. Gravitational waves are ‘ripples’ in the fabric of space-time caused by some of the most violent and energetic processes in the Universe. Albert Einstein predicted the existence of gravitational waves in 1916 in his general theory of relativity. Einstein’s mathematics showed that massive accelerating objects (such as neutron stars or…
Andy Uniform Update
March 26, 2017 Black Shorts. No big deal, we got rolled by the F’in Punters. February 21, 2016 One Red Sock. One Black Sock
I Mean, There’s Only So Many More Opportunities To Give Gigi An Ice Bath
Ironically filmed by Ciro.
Badgers Batter Cosmos 3-1 In Preparation For Next Week’s Clark Field El Classico (Alternative Chris Peterson Supplied Title: Hope Floats 2: The Blood Letting)
On Sunday, with the “Avenge Carlos” battle cry ringing out in the Badger’s ears, Cosmos never stood a chance. Nineteen Honey Badgers assembled to kick off this season for real, and within 3 minutes of the starting whistle, the score was 2-0 Cameron Road.
Cameron Road’s Press Secretary Discusses Alternative Facts About Today’s Loss to Verity
POST MATCH NEWS BRIEFING – Transcript by AMSA FEBRUARY 19th, 2017 SPEAKER: CAMERON ROAD UNITED PRESS SECRETARY [*] SPEAKER: Good afternoon, everyone. Thanks for coming out. I would like to start by saying that you just witnessed one of the greatest games you’ve even seen. I’m talking better than when our boys beat our good friends the Russians…
Ice Baths Are Out! Chair Pulls Are In!
Chappy’s number one target succumbs to the latest and greatest in post-game hijinks… the Chair Pull!
Honey Badgers Destroy South Austin FC 4-0 To Stay Top Of The Table Heading Into Their Winter Hibernation
Cameron Road finished off the last game of the season with a resounding win against South Austin FC to remain at the top of the table headed into the winter break. This match featured an extra hour of sleep due to daylight savings time, and the Honey Badgers took full advantage of it by getting their…
Goals Swalled Up By Halloween Mist As Honey Badgers Play Verity To An Unsatisfying 0-0 Draw
The Mist descended upon Manor like something out of a Stephen King novel. It was the morning before Halloween, and all the tree line gremlins and shadow cats prowled the pitch in search of a bloody feast. They must have gotten to Verity early and snatched one of their players up, because they only had…