Beercelona Mistaken For Barcelona In 4-1 Win Over Honey Badgers
Apparently there was a first half that started at 2:00 where Dermot assisted Andy with a goal, and Beercelona scored two. That’s the rumor anyway.
Now the second half, that was something to write about. Well, not really. Adam did have a great look at goal, Andy continued to look like a threat, and Travis fired just wide as the keeper was scrambling back to cover his net. Throw in two more Beercelona goals, a handful of yellow cards, a beef jerky-eating pitbull, a referee who just wanted to enlighten everyone on the ins-and-outs of the offside rule and you’re got yourself a match.
And so endeth the unbeaten run of the white jerseys.
Man-of-the-Match: Hmmm. Andy played well and scored the only goal, but it’s hard to award a man playing in terrycloth shorts covered in paint stains. No, the real hero of the day was Ryan, who took the emergency call from Round Rock and secured the ziplock for the start of the game.
