A Night At the Oscars – CRU 2 – ATX United 0
And the Oscar goes to…. BEST PASS TO A PLAYER IN AN OFFSIDE POSITION: Chappy, for his wonderful “assist” to Andy for a “goal” early in the second half. Apparently, Andy was offside by a good 15 yards.
Honey Badgers Dominate in Opening Day 1-0 Win vs. Austin Athletic Club
After months and months of being on the business end of eagle claws, Cuban missile crises, Ben on Ben crime and a never ending revolving door of practice sites, the Honey Badgers finally got to play a real game yesterday as the Spring Season got underway.
Netflix and Chill…. Honey Badgers To Do List After 2015 Fall Cup
There are few things more certain in life than death, taxes, and the cyclical nature of the Fall Cup for the Honey Badgers. This year proved not to be an exception, as Cameron Road was bounced from the tournament on day two after a lukewarm performance on the pitch (off the pitch they remained sideline champions…
SUCK IT!!!! Badgers Lose Season Finale 2-1
From the 20 minute delay, to the “phantom whistle,” to several shots off the post and the sub-par referee, it seemed like the Soccer Gods were conspiring against Cameron Road as they dropped their season finale against Juventus. With a swolt sideline of subs and spectaters, Cameron Road started off the game in spectacular fashion,…
No Subs, No Problem. Honey Badgers Smother Takoba With A Triple Dose Of Derek In A 3-1 Win
It was early. It was cold. It was NEMP. There were no subs. There was no keeper. Ciro forgot his jersey. All of these first world problems were facing the Honey Badgers as they lined up for this morning’s game. Thanks to BT, Cameron Road thought they had 11, but the chopper from the Easy…
Second Half Comeback Not Enough As Honey Badgers Fall 3-4 to ATX United
For the second week in a row, Cameron Road was given an early wakeup call for an 8am game. This time around, they faced the tall trees of ATX United. In a show of solidarity, those early to the field determined CRU would suit up in their white, blue and red kits to pay tribute…
Slaughtered. Cameron Road Wins 5th In A Row With 3-0 Win Over Rovers.
The Soccer Gods briefly suspended monsoon season and allowed a 24-hour window of playability at Onion Creek yesterday. The fields were lush and lumpy, like a bowl of steel cut oats served with some of Luke’s Grandmother’s hot biscuits. Kickoff was a crisp and early 8am. The opponent, Slaughter Rovers, were clad in strange black…
The Sideline Report
The Honey Badgers and Dragons showed their approval at the Punter’s penalty kick as Ryan commentates. Good thing Shannon converted, or else this tent was going to explode (actually, we were kind of hoping for that reaction)
Unlucky Lounge Shaken And Stirred As Honey Badgers Wreak Havoc In A 6-1 Victory
Last week’s special guest trip to the Spirit World is replaced by a more familiar narrative. This week, we turn the page on chapter 5, as the Honey Badgers mauled Lucky Lounge 6-1 for their fourth win in a row. At 11:15am, the Badger Den looked like a homeless soup kitchen packed with Scotty Boykin…
Spirit World Shines Down on Honey Badgers With 5-1 Destruction of Red/Pink Devils
October 4th, 2015 Austin TX 6:00 a.m. – Awaken from a peaceful slumber. 6:05 a.m. – Visit Spirit World. 6:25 a.m. – Water plants. 6:30 a.m. – Visit Spirit World. 7:00 a.m. – Feed cat. 7:15 a.m. – Visit Spirit World. 7:30 a.m. – Leave home on Falcor’s back, following a unicorn headed towards Manor, TX. 8:00 a.m. – Arrive at EMP. 8:10…
Meat Pies and Smiles All Around As Honey Badgers Beat Austin Athletic 2-1
Cameron Road continued their hot streak and won it’s second game on the bounce by defeating Austin Athletic Club 2-1. It was another solid team performance from the Honey Badgers who only had 2 subs on the bench. This was a somewhat new Austin Athletic Club team, and they were much easier to break down…
The Milton Report 9-21-15 – “Many Moons”
It’s been too long since we’ve had a Milton Report. This one comes with post-game background barbs aimed at the Strikers.
Honey Badgers Back On Track With 2-0 Win Over Phoenix
What a difference a week makes. After losing the Clark Field Derby Trophy in rather humiliating fashion last week, the Honey Badgers rebounded with a resounding 2-0 victory against Phoenix yesterday. With two tents worth of subs, beer and defenders, Cameron Road United was looking solid in the pre-game warm up. And low and behold,…
Dragons Burn Badger Town To The Ground. Women And Children Escape, But Trophy Feared Lost For Next 6 Months
Like the mighty Smaug burning down Laketown, the Dragons unleashed a fiery assault on the Cameron Road goal as they beat them 5-1 on Clark Field Derby Day #3. The Honey Badgers stood firm in the first half, but the lack of warm bodies and defensive specialists was too much to overcome in the second…
Honey Badgers End the Summer Season With a Thrilling 3-2 Comeback Win Against Phoenix
Cameron Road United stormed back in the second half to close out the summer season in style with a 3-2 victory over the pesky Phoenixcelona team. Team Jefe were first to the fields in the pre-dawn hours to set up camp and feed the many deer and small marmots who call the tree line their…
Beercelona Mistaken For Barcelona In 4-1 Win Over Honey Badgers
Apparently there was a first half that started at 2:00 where Dermot assisted Andy with a goal, and Beercelona scored two. That’s the rumor anyway. Now the second half, that was something to write about. Well, not really. Adam did have a great look at goal, Andy continued to look like a threat, and Travis…
Adam Defends His Crown
With a legendary burst of speed that has been tormenting AMSA defenders for years, Adam destroys the field and retains his title as “The Fastest Honey Badger”.
Cirrus Logic Builds Super Robot Goalie To Keep Honey Badgers At Bay In 1-1 Onion Creek Draw
Wearing their brand new USA BADGER kit for the first time, Cameron Road brought home the groceries, but couldn’t put the finishing touches on the meal at they had to settle for a 1-1 draw with Cirrus Logic. With the tents tactically nestled on the tree line of field 10, the Honey Badgers had two…
Dermot’s Super Strike Shuts Up Keeper, But Manchesthair United Have Last Word As They Defeat Honey Badgers 2-1
It might have been a loss, but for the second week in a row, Cameron Road United fought hard and played well despite the result. The final score was 2-1 for Manchesthair United, but the Honey Badgers almost squeaked out a draw at the last second. Noon in August is hot. Really hot. And luckily for…
Honey Badgers Suffer 2nd Half Setback As Club America Rallies Late to Win 2-1
Damn. The Honey Badgers let one slip away through their grimy, cobra blood soaked claws on Sunday. With a seemingly insurmountable shot surplus, Cameron Road let Club America squeak back into the game off two second half goals to spoil their unbeaten summer run. As the team assembled before the game, Cameron Road welcomed back lifetime Honey…
Derby Day Delight as Honey Badgers Retain Trophy and Stick It to the Dragons…. Again.
In the Second Annual Clark Field Derby, Cameron Road retained the glorious (and ever-expanding) trophy by beating the Dragons 2-1. The Clark Field melting pot took center stage on Field #2. Ben christened the field by refereeing the previous game, A-A-A-Ron took turns tent swapping and not being on anyone’s official roster, and fellow Punters…