The Milton Report: 2-16-2014

For the second week IN A ROW, we got rained out. See you at practice on Wednesday, and at the Crown & Anchor to discuss our offering to the Soccer Rainout Gods.

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In an effort to heal his never ending list of injuries, BT missed the game to make a special pilgrimage to San Diego where he met personally with His Eminence, the Honey Badger!  Although the meeting was discreet and private, undisclosed west coast CRU sources revealed that Brian received a full body blessing and a…

Finally, a successful “tent jump.” Luckily, the first one was not caught on tape since it ended in disgrace, much like last year’s.