The Milton Report: 2-16-2014

For the second week IN A ROW, we got rained out. See you at practice on Wednesday, and at the Crown & Anchor to discuss our offering to the Soccer Rainout Gods.

I would like to take a moment of silence to pay final respects for my red chair, which lost it’s long battle with my foolishness today. At approximately 12:37 CST, my trusty old friend collapsed and finally gave out after years of loyal service. It seems fitting that his dying act was one of raucous…

Let’s peer closer at what the Honey Badgers were able to do in 2012-2013 through El Jefe colored glasses. The stats are quite staggering: 47 points. The second highest point total IN THE LEAGUE of over 150 teams. 15 wins, 2 draws, 1 loss +40 goal difference 15 players scored Andy lead the team with…

Win the ball. Pass it. Run into space. Repeat.