The Milton Report: 2-16-2014

Win the ball. Pass it. Run into space. Repeat.

In 2012 Chappy and Willis decided to make a bet on who would score the most goals in the calendar year. With a slim 1 goal advantage, Chappy prevailed and finally was presented with his winnings… a sparkling new pair of fantastic Miznuno Supersonic Wave IIIs in honey badger gold. But the custom inscription begs…

While eating the island of Isla Mujeres out of tacos and attempting to rid it of cerveza, Chappy found time to unleash the Honey Badger in an epic battle with two seafaring foes: A giant marlin and barracuda. Honey Badger 2 – Big Giant Fish 0

After a spirited Sunday morning Clark Field Sesh, Derek found out first hand what happens when Nasty Nate comes in for a challenge. Your shoe just turns to dust.