The Milton Report: 3/22/14
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Chappy here…. posting up Lukes report all the way from Mexico. See you guys soon! As team “Chap-tain” settled his gargantuanly-nude head down for a lazy week of Coronas and charro beans, Cameron Road United strapped on the supple leather boots, slid on the compression shorts, and groomed their finely-trimmed war beards for a battle against…
Capping off a stellar season leading the back line, Jeff Z was the big winner of the 2023/2024 CRU Player of the Year! Congrats big fella, you deserve it…. hope this makes up for that first season of yours in Over 30 Premier.
On one of the top-5 all time hottest, most humid game days, Cameron Road United roared back from a shaky start to welcome Travis FC back to the league with a resounding 4-2 thumping. Last week good old Texas fooled us into thinking Fall was officially here…. not so fast my friends! It was hot,…
El Jefe caught on film eating a post-practice…. salad. To our knowledge, this is the first roughage exclusive meal consumed by a Honey Badger after a Clark Field sesh. Interesting.
Welcome the third former Dragon, and second signing of the new season! Guillermo has officially entered Badgertown to join forces with the dark side. We are stoked to have him and Nasty Nate for the future, and look forward to their first post-game ice baths.
Now that’s a headline baby! Like the 300 Spartans at the Hot Gates of Thermopylae, the severely outnumbered Honey Badgers faced an onslaught of Juggalos, fresh from the Gathering. In a perfect storm of vacations, Covid restrictions, injuries and previous engagements, only 7 Honey Badgers were available to make the trek to Manor on a…