I would like to take a moment of silence to pay final respects for my red chair, which lost it’s long battle with my foolishness today. At approximately 12:37 CST, my trusty old friend collapsed and finally gave out after years of loyal service. It seems fitting that his dying act was one of raucous…
After a long awaited absence, the Seshmeister returns with a breakdown of today’s 3-0 win as only he can. httpv://youtu.be/bl6EvDJjXQc
I think Charles Dickens said it best: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of offense, it was the age of defense, it was the epoch of scoring, it was the epoch of raging, it was the season of Peterson, it was the season of Danimal,…
httpv://youtu.be/wt8dtLk8v2c Classic Ice Bath diversionary tactics. As Chappy videos, Jay and El Jefe split up for a tandem post game ice bath celebration. As a side note, well after the initial ice baths, El Jefe also managed to douse Luke. Extra points given for drenching a man in street clothes.
Cameron Road United reclaimed beer drinking bragging rights in the Crown and Anchor Derby Sunday with a thrilling come from behind victory. This wasn’t a beautiful Barca vs. Real Madrid Classico, this was more of an old school AFC West showdown between the Raiders and the Chiefs. The tackles and cards were flying as both…
With grey skies and yet another rainout on the books, Honey Badger stadium was open and played host to a thrilling 15-15 Yellow vs. Blue scrimmage.
Cameron Road United gets its first win of the season with a 2-0 victory against Cannondale (a subsidiary of the Slaughter conglomerate). According to unverified third party reports, various faxes received, a Western Union telegram, and a carney soothsayer’s visions, Steve McKenna came away with both goals.
Week two of Over 30B saw last year’s #1 and #2 teams face off for the first time. After coming off a disappointing loss last Sunday, the Honey Badgers were eager to restart the season and get some points on the board. Cameron Road welcomed back a big chunk of the defense as Danimal, Cuyler,…
Cameron Road United was denied an opening day victory as the Dragons proved a worthy opponent on Opening day 2013. It was a rag-tag bunch that showed up for the game: Many hungover from the night’s festivities. A few under the weather. Nevertheless, the 12 that showed up expected to get something out of…
With a win needed to secure the summer season title, Cameron Road United fielded a strong 16 man squad on another blistering hot Sunday afternoon. They lined up to face the top dawgs Beercelona.
With a win against Beercelona on Sunday Cameron Road win its second consecutive title on goal differential. Honey Badgers….. ATTACK!!!
After falling just short of another amazing comeback on the field, Cameron Road absolutely destroyed the Post Game under the shade of the duel tented badger den. There were some interesting developments to say the least. Does the phrase “back to front” ring a bell? No… just ask Peterson.
Heartbreak for the Honey Badgers as 20 man Manchester City score a last minute goal to spoil yet another epic comeback. The 3-4 scoreline indicated a close game, but it wasn’t looking that close in the first 30 minutes. With gold and blue clocks all around Austin apparently stuck on 1:30, Cameron Road struggled to…
On a day where Satin himself sat his ass down on Onion Creek Field #10 and superheated the turf to plasma-like conditions, the Honey Badgers kicked into “don’t give a shit” mode and destroyed Tomamos Muchas Cervezas by 5 goals.
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It takes a village. Chappy poured, Ryan distracted, El Jefe filmed.
In what was one of the most memorable games in recent history, 10 man Cameron Road stormed back against 17 man Slaughter Inferno to earn a 3-3 draw. After going down 1-3 midway in the second half, the Honey Badgers shifted into “don’t give a shit” mode for the rally. With epic defending, tenacious offensive…
Another deathly hot noon game for Cameron Road this week and another red hot performance as they defeated Cirrus Logic 5-3 on the molten plains of Onion Creek. A typical mid-summer 1 sub team showed up today, a far cry from the 7 subs on opening day. But the 12 Honey Badgers were focused on…
A new feature here at Cameron Road United dot com is The Milton Report. Where everybody’s favorite Scottsman breaks down the days events as only he can. httpv://youtu.be/KlUhy3_sfO8
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Once upon a time…. The brave and mighty Honey Badgers were called upon to smote down the evil Dragons who had taken over the Onion Creek Soccer Lands. Usually a docile, fun-loving but hard-drinking bunch, the Honey Badgers received a scroll from the ancient Wizzard “Billah” to warn them of the impending doom.
BILLY: You have a good vacation in Mexico then? CHAP: Yeah, had a great time, lots of drinking. BILLY: Yeah, looked like it on Sunday. Brilliant.
In a battle for the 4th free pitcher at the Crown, Cameron Road came up on the short end of the stick Sunday morning. Although the chances came early and often for the Honey Badgers, it was a revitalized Chopped Liverpool that came out on top with the victory and earned pub bragging rights for…
While Chappy was en route to his bi-annual drunken stupor in Mexcio, Dermot submitted his recap of the game: You missed a cracker.. 2 red cards .. 4 goals. We went ahead twice but AA managed to come back to tie it up twice. With only 9 valiant players left on the field for the…