Flood 1 – Onion Creek Soccer Complex 0

In an effort to heal his never ending list of injuries, BT missed the game to make a special pilgrimage to San Diego where he met personally with His Eminence, the Honey Badger!  Although the meeting was discreet and private, undisclosed west coast CRU sources revealed that Brian received a full body blessing and a…

Finally, a successful “tent jump.” Luckily, the first one was not caught on tape since it ended in disgrace, much like last year’s.

While eating the island of Isla Mujeres out of tacos and attempting to rid it of cerveza, Chappy found time to unleash the Honey Badger in an epic battle with two seafaring foes: A giant marlin and barracuda. Honey Badger 2 – Big Giant Fish 0

Weimaraner 1 – Honey Badger 0