Cameron Road Destroys Man City In The Post-Game Showdown
With things all square on the pitch, the Honey Badgers took City behind the wood shed for a good’ol beat down after the game. As the City stragglers limped to their cars soon after the game with no tent, no beers and no fun, Cameron Road put on a 2+ hour display of sheer numpyness that was yet only theorized about by the likes of Stephen Hawking amd Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Where do we begin? Danimal and Ryan raced twice, Ryan, Chappy and Peterson raced once, Chappy got ice bathed by Travis, Danimal puked in the trash can, Chappy nailed Billy with a right-footed bunion blast as he sat underneath the tent and cut his eye, Billy ignored the blood running down his face for the rest of the afternoon, Chappy jumped over Ciro’s broken tent, Chappy hit Gigi in the chest with an ice rocket and drew blood (are you starting to notice a pattern here?)
With El Jefe gone, the team felt the need to fill the void left by his usual post-game presence.
