Ahh, remember the good l’days of December yore when the Honey Badgers were making their Fall Cup run straight through the hearts of the Punters and Dragons? Well, it was time to put the past to bed and suit up for the first competitive soccer in two and a half months. For the first game of…
Cameron Road may have been edged out at the final whistle in yesterday’s match with Beercalona, but as the Fall Season came to a close, they are still #winning. Lets review the goals for the season: #1 Beat the Punters, check. #2 Finish ahead of the Punters/Dragons/Strikers, check. #3 Sit comfortably upper to mid table…
Many wondered if the Honey Badgers would have anything left to play for after vanquishing the Punters last week. After besting their biggest rivals (sorry Dragons), would there even be a reason to get out of bed on Sundays? Well, another trip down memory lane beckoned as Verity was next up on the schedule. Cameron…
Sorry Punters, nothing personal, it was just business. Cameron Road reclaimed the trophy and exercised last fall’s demons as they took a 2-1 game lead in the Crown & Anchor Derby yesterday. It was a glorious, glorious, glorious victory against their Clark Field brethren. Some may say that the game was won before the first…
Coming into yesterday’s match, Phoenix had won all four of their games and scored 17 goals. The Honey Badgers faced a daunting task with only 11 players available and the temperature soaring to near triple digits. Jefe was tense. Too tense. His call for reinforcements fell on def ears as the Honey Badgers would have to make…
On the first day of October, the Honey Badgers were bested by a merry bunch of Renaissance period Dragons. Somebody fetch me my mead drinking horn…
Weeks from now, getting out of NEMP alive against one of the top teams in the league with a draw will be viewed as a great result – but for now, it stings just a bit knowing the “Livers” were on the ropes. Like a total solar eclipse, another rare occurrence happened yesterday on the high…
There was more trouble in the Cosmos on Sunday as the footballing version suffered the same fate as the late Cassini satellite – only this one burned up in the fiery clutches of the Honey Badger defense instead of Saturn’s atmosphere. Another day, another lineup change. This week, the Honey Badgers were missing most of last…
As another opening day descended upon Onion Creek, the Honey Badgers assembled underneath the plush confines of Badgertown to kick off the season with a match against Club America.
This is the way the season ends This is the way the season ends This is the way the season ends Not with a bang but a whimper.
CNN has learned that Special Counsel Bob Mueller has expanded the scope of his investigation to include the whereabouts of the Honey Badger goals. As of late, the goals have been missing in action, which has partially led to the most recent defeat at the hands of Austin Athletic Club. Despite a first half dominance inside…
….. if they had not already scored 5 first half goals. Cameron Road battled the blazing heat, tireless teenagers, starting and finishing with 10 men, no subs, and a single tent yesterday in the loss to Deportivo. Sure, sure, the first half was kind of a blur, but just think what would have happened if…
Things are starting to click for the Honey Badgers as their Summer campaign continues to be a successful journey. Sunday saw Cameron Road play some quality soccer against a fierce division rival.
2:00 on a July afternoon. That’s why you sign up for Summer Soccer. There’s no hiding from the heat, and if you can make it through the game without having a heat stroke, the post-game beers are that much more delicious (unless Andy hands you some sort of crushed up sweet tart /zima mash up…
Not sure I understand when the other teams says “It’s only summer man!!!” That must be code for “stop kicking our ass!” The final score was 6-0, but the Honey Badgers were out for Cobra blood and it could have been 16. After last week’s hard-fought game against Waterloo, Cameron Road pulled out the can…
Jefe’s ramblings to Honey Badger Headquarters following the hard-fought 5 goal loss to like, a 30 year old Premier team. I iced Derek who then iced Billy who then tripped over his cooler and landed on his face….. then…… Billy on face on ground holy fuck. 0-1 at halftime, dude on their team told me to…
Ahh the Summer Season. The wonderful time of year when it’s 100 degrees in the shade, you’re chasing 20 year old kids around the pitch (or watching them run by you), your opponent doesn’t want to play physical because it’s “only summer,” and the results are a mixed bag. Cameron Road faced all those obstacles yesterday…
A storm was brewing yesterday. With a lightening strike of goals and a thunderous defense performance, Cameron Road United closed out their 2016-2017 season with a workmanlike victory against South Austin FC. The Punters tied ATX earlier in the day, so the Honey Badgers knew a win was a must to reign supreme as Clark…
The Honey Badgers went down in flames during the second half of yesterday’s 4-0 loss to the Gunners. 8am at NEMP is never anyone’s ideal scenario for soccer, and the teams were treated to about 20 tiny flags embedded in the field to server as some sort of dribbling obstacle course. With those removed (because let’s…
Somewhere out there in the soccer ether, Chappy is offside, Andy is wearing the wrong clothes, Peterson is arriving late, the Club America goal keeper is eating a LuAnn fish platter at Luby’s and rubbing water on his chest, Big Dave still doesn’t have a Hops & Grain hat and the Honey Badgers are celebrating their 2-0 victory…
Cameron Road’s form this season has flip-flopped week to week like a Donald Trump campaign promise. After an impressive win last Sunday, it was back to being on the wrong side of Jefe’s bones this week. Just like the real Barcelona, Beerca scored 3 to destroy the Honey Badgers’s hopes of back-to-back victories. The highlight…
The Honey Badgers put #Puntergate behind them and cruised to a well-deserved two goal victory against CC United. Finally, Cameron Road put together a solid performance against a team above them in the table. On the day after Jake turned 40 and Ryan turned 40 something, the Honey Badgers again came out with good numbers…
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On Sunday, with the “Avenge Carlos” battle cry ringing out in the Badger’s ears, Cosmos never stood a chance. Nineteen Honey Badgers assembled to kick off this season for real, and within 3 minutes of the starting whistle, the score was 2-0 Cameron Road.
POST MATCH NEWS BRIEFING – Transcript by AMSA FEBRUARY 19th, 2017 SPEAKER: CAMERON ROAD UNITED PRESS SECRETARY [*] SPEAKER: Good afternoon, everyone. Thanks for coming out. I would like to start by saying that you just witnessed one of the greatest games you’ve even seen. I’m talking better than when our boys beat our good friends the Russians…
Cameron Road finished off the last game of the season with a resounding win against South Austin FC to remain at the top of the table headed into the winter break. This match featured an extra hour of sleep due to daylight savings time, and the Honey Badgers took full advantage of it by getting their…
The Mist descended upon Manor like something out of a Stephen King novel. It was the morning before Halloween, and all the tree line gremlins and shadow cats prowled the pitch in search of a bloody feast. They must have gotten to Verity early and snatched one of their players up, because they only had…
After two successive 1-goal defeats, the Honey Badgers were in desperate need of some of Luke’s Grandmother’s biscuits. (#metaphor) Facing Beercelona though, is no easy task. They were sitting pretty at the top of the Over 30A table and were coming off a summer thrashing of Cameron Road where they dropped 6 goals on the…