Badgers Bested By Madrigal Dragons 3-0
On the first day of October, the Honey Badgers were bested by a merry bunch of Renaissance period Dragons. Somebody fetch me my mead drinking horn…
On the first day of October, the Honey Badgers were bested by a merry bunch of Renaissance period Dragons. Somebody fetch me my mead drinking horn…
Like a Punter at a post-game, the Texas heat just refuses to leave. Another almost-October scorcher yesterday at the Honey Badgers drew the short straw with an afternoon game time. It was to be a matchup between the two titans at the top of the table as CRU Squared off with Libertad, recently promoted from…
For two years, the most anticipated and highly watched rivalry in all of sports has laid dormant, like Smaug sitting on top of his vast pile of gold underneath the Lonely Mountain. Having spent a soul-crushing two years in Over 40 Premier, The Punters were reunited with The Badgers in Over 40A with a trophy…
No tent. No ball. No beer. No Jefe. There were some David S Pumpkins level Halloween tricks going on yesterday at Onion Creek. Brian Parks did show up for this first action this season after recovering from successful pronoun surgery. He’s now going by “Dem Parks”. He also brought a ball, as did Ciro who…
There was more trouble in the Cosmos on Sunday as the footballing version suffered the same fate as the late Cassini satellite – only this one burned up in the fiery clutches of the Honey Badger defense instead of Saturn’s atmosphere. Another day, another lineup change. This week, the Honey Badgers were missing most of last…
The Summer Season started up yesterday with a classic old school grudge match with those green and white hooped hooligans known as the Celtic Cowboys. Only this version didn’t have any of the Celtic charm that they usually do. They were pretty tame and dare I say, polite! Still, they were on par with or…
The early morning dew at Onion Creek was thick enough to drown a lesser team, but the Honey Badgers are not lesser men. They are creatures forged in the damp, caffeine-fueled mists of weekend soccer. Jefe reclaimed his rightful post as caretaker of the Badger Den, Jeff Z’s mom graced the sidelines (ever the oracle…