Cameron Road exploded for 8 goals against a severely out-aged group of teenagers from the mean streets of San Marcos yesterday afternoon. To be fair, I’m not sure why Gary Job Corps got thrown into the deep end of D2 when they should be playing at recess, but what’cha gonna do. It’s fair to say…
At press time, your constant reporter was having a hard time writing about yet another nail biter of a game which saw Cameron Road fall to Elite FC on a last minute goal, but after careful reflection there were many tough and gritty performances that needed to be showcased. Cameron Road’s first blow came before…
The musty jersey that has been sitting in the trunk of your car for a month. The search for the 2nd red sock. The shameful pre-game trek to the port-o-potty. The stickers covering the ball in pre-game warmup. Ahh, the sights and smells for Opening Day at Onion Creek. The Honey Badgers suited up for…
As backyard beer drinkers all across America took notice, Cameron Road United reeled off their second pint-powered 1-0 victory in a row against teams sponsored by clear liquors. Last weekend, it was the sorority house party Mike’s Hard Lemonade that felt the pub wrath; and this weekend it was Austin Athletic Club that payed the…
Call it fate. Call it destiny. Call it sweet sweet revenge. Whatever superlative you slap on it, for 90 glorious minutes Cameron Road United basked in pure, white-hot footballing nirvana as they dismantled the Dragons, reclaimed their trophy, and moved to within one point of first place atop the Over 30B table.
POST MATCH NEWS BRIEFING – Transcript by AMSA FEBRUARY 19th, 2017 SPEAKER: CAMERON ROAD UNITED PRESS SECRETARY [*] SPEAKER: Good afternoon, everyone. Thanks for coming out. I would like to start by saying that you just witnessed one of the greatest games you’ve even seen. I’m talking better than when our boys beat our good friends the Russians…