Leaked: Outgoing Letter from Ousted Coach Bruce Arena on How to Fix USA Soccer After Honey Badger’s 4-2 Win Over Gunners

Way Shong. In his final act for Cameron Road, re-drenched and taking it like a man. We’ll miss Way, both as a target of ice baths, and as a player and mate on and off the pitch. Cheers. HB4L. (Honey Badger for Life, son)

Cameron Road fell to D2 newcomers ATX United 6-1 on an overcast final day of SXSW in Austin. A particularly black cloud covered the field for a 20 minute spell in the 2nd half while Cameron Road was still only down by a single goal and looking like the team more likely to put one…

Sometimes playing in the summer season can be tricky – the vacation bug can strike at any time, making it challenging to field a full team – today was one of those days. If your 8-year old was watching the game on ESPN, he would have asked “Daddy, where are BT, Peterson, Dermot, Jay, Big…

Sorry Punters, nothing personal, it was just business. Cameron Road reclaimed the trophy and exercised last fall’s demons as they took a 2-1 game lead in the Crown & Anchor Derby yesterday. It was a glorious, glorious, glorious victory against their Clark Field brethren. Some may say that the game was won before the first…