Leaked: Outgoing Letter from Ousted Coach Bruce Arena on How to Fix USA Soccer After Honey Badger’s 4-2 Win Over Gunners

Thanks to Luke for this Game Report! WIth our captain, or should I say “The Chaptain”, being out for a few weeks due to a mecca to Mississippi and Mexico, I have been honored with the task of keeping this well-oiled blog flowing with the sweat, blood and ink of our team. The proverbial torch…

Just like the old days when Andy Magilow was calling the shots, when Billy was just a wee young lad in his 30’s, when Willis was engaged (wait, isn’t he still engaged?), when Chappy had hair (ok, only a little bit, but still), Cameron Road beat up on longtime nemesis Babaganoutch en route to a…

In a top four battle royal, Cameron Road drew 2-2 with SAS United this past Sunday as both teams gained a little ground on division leaders Torchy’s who were defeated.

It was hot, we were a bit rusty, the Ranch lacked the power of the mohawk, but we still managed to get a victory and start off the new season on the right foot. We scored within the first 10 minutes of the game, unfortunately it was against our own team as an unlucky series…

With their second straight 2-1 victory, Cameron Road United pushed their win streak to 5 games and sit in third place going into the winter break. It has been a fantastic run of games for the Honey Badgers who just seem to find a way to win each week no matter the lineup. Cameron Road…

If ever there was a time for a letdown, it was Sunday. A week removed from beating their biggest rivals (sorry Dragons), the Honey Badgers could have taken their foot off the gas and taken a leisurely drive out to Manor for a little game of grab ass. Instead, they chose to install a 4:11 Positrac…