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Spirit World Shines Down on Honey Badgers With 5-1 Destruction of Red/Pink Devils

ByChappy October 6, 2015October 12, 2015

October 4th, 2015 Austin TX 6:00 a.m. – Awaken from a peaceful slumber. 6:05 a.m. – Visit Spirit World. 6:25 a.m. – Water plants. 6:30 a.m. – Visit Spirit World. 7:00 a.m. – Feed cat. 7:15 a.m. – Visit Spirit World. 7:30 a.m. – Leave home on Falcor’s back, following a unicorn headed towards Manor, TX. 8:00 a.m. – Arrive at EMP. 8:10…

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Badgers Bounce Back With Thrilling 3-3 Draw With SAFC

ByChappy September 23, 2019August 30, 2021

If one opened up the oven – mid-bake – while a plate of Luke’s Grandmother’s biscuits were reaching their golden brown zenith, it would only be 10 degrees warmer than the searing atmosphere surrounding the Onion Creek fields yesterday at 2pm. Brutal. To combat the oppressive heat, Cameron Road unveiled a new 3 tent system, 2/3 of…

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WIN: 3-1 vs ATX United – Badgers Keep It Rolling

ByChappy April 4, 2022July 31, 2022

Gigi remained unstoppable. A new Bald Dome of Power took center stage. Andy had white socks.

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CRU 1 – Celtic Cowboys 0

ByChappy October 9, 2012

Game report as follows: Windy. Cold. SEMP. Ryan missed easiest goal of his life. Dermot with a traditional Irish on Irish yellow card. Crosley without a game winner. Peterson to Danimal to Daniel winner. The end.

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Honey Badgers Concede Title in 3-1 Loss to Cosmos

ByChappy May 19, 2014June 13, 2014

With a rag-tag squad, a dew-soaked pitch, one tent, one sub, and a shitload of beer, Cameron Road took the pitch for a do-or-die title battle against Cosmos. The Honey Badgers needed a result and some help from the other top four teams to ensure any hope at the title. Unfortunately, they got neither. An…

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Lethal Outbreak of Soccer Breaks Out on Field #4 as Cameron Road Beats Grackles 1-0

ByChappy April 8, 2013July 29, 2013

Cameron Road United pushed their division leading lead to 9 points with a decisive 1-0 win over the Grackles. In what was arguably their best overall performance, Cameron Road packed the sidelines 18 deep in yellow and blue (including the real “last game” by DannyWay Stujediashong), passed their way around the pitch with verve and…

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