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Débâcle De Mayo
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….. if they had not already scored 5 first half goals. Cameron Road battled the blazing heat, tireless teenagers, starting and finishing with 10 men, no subs, and a single tent yesterday in the loss to Deportivo. Sure, sure, the first half was kind of a blur, but just think what would have happened if…
CRU 2 – INDIOS 1
ByChappy
On a sweltering summer afternoon in July pushing tripple digits, Cameron Road United defeated the elder statesmen of Indios 2-1 for their second win in a row and fourth of the summer season. It was a difficult game to get a handle on as the mullet-lead defense of Indios employed a Spanish ‘keep away’ style…
CRU 2 – Cannondade 0
ByChappy
Cameron Road United gets its first win of the season with a 2-0 victory against Cannondale (a subsidiary of the Slaughter conglomerate). According to unverified third party reports, various faxes received, a Western Union telegram, and a carney soothsayer’s visions, Steve McKenna came away with both goals.
Débâcle De Mayo
ByChappy
The Honey Badgers went down in flames during the second half of yesterday’s 4-0 loss to the Gunners. 8am at NEMP is never anyone’s ideal scenario for soccer, and the teams were treated to about 20 tiny flags embedded in the field to server as some sort of dribbling obstacle course. With those removed (because let’s…
Massive Attack sinks Cameron Road with a second half… well, Massive Attack.
ByChappy
Different week, same story for Cameron Road United as they continue to fight the good fight at Onion Creek, but wound up just short again. A really solid first half performance saw the CRU defense hold Massive Attack at bay, while at the other end Cameron Road’s attackers had a few cracks at goal. Luke…
CRU 1 – Verity 2
ByChappy
It seems that even Mother Nature has conspired to keep Cameron Road United winless this season. A monsoon-like rainstorm quickly ended this week’s installment of “the most frustrating season ever” five minutes into the second half of what was looking like a promising performance.
Honey Badgers Brilliant Second Half Display Would Have Turned the Tide Against Deportivo…….
ByChappy
….. if they had not already scored 5 first half goals. Cameron Road battled the blazing heat, tireless teenagers, starting and finishing with 10 men, no subs, and a single tent yesterday in the loss to Deportivo. Sure, sure, the first half was kind of a blur, but just think what would have happened if…
CRU 2 – INDIOS 1
ByChappy
On a sweltering summer afternoon in July pushing tripple digits, Cameron Road United defeated the elder statesmen of Indios 2-1 for their second win in a row and fourth of the summer season. It was a difficult game to get a handle on as the mullet-lead defense of Indios employed a Spanish ‘keep away’ style…
CRU 2 – Cannondade 0
ByChappy
Cameron Road United gets its first win of the season with a 2-0 victory against Cannondale (a subsidiary of the Slaughter conglomerate). According to unverified third party reports, various faxes received, a Western Union telegram, and a carney soothsayer’s visions, Steve McKenna came away with both goals.
Débâcle De Mayo
ByChappy
The Honey Badgers went down in flames during the second half of yesterday’s 4-0 loss to the Gunners. 8am at NEMP is never anyone’s ideal scenario for soccer, and the teams were treated to about 20 tiny flags embedded in the field to server as some sort of dribbling obstacle course. With those removed (because let’s…
Massive Attack sinks Cameron Road with a second half… well, Massive Attack.
ByChappy
Different week, same story for Cameron Road United as they continue to fight the good fight at Onion Creek, but wound up just short again. A really solid first half performance saw the CRU defense hold Massive Attack at bay, while at the other end Cameron Road’s attackers had a few cracks at goal. Luke…
CRU 1 – Verity 2
ByChappy
It seems that even Mother Nature has conspired to keep Cameron Road United winless this season. A monsoon-like rainstorm quickly ended this week’s installment of “the most frustrating season ever” five minutes into the second half of what was looking like a promising performance.
Honey Badgers Brilliant Second Half Display Would Have Turned the Tide Against Deportivo…….
ByChappy
….. if they had not already scored 5 first half goals. Cameron Road battled the blazing heat, tireless teenagers, starting and finishing with 10 men, no subs, and a single tent yesterday in the loss to Deportivo. Sure, sure, the first half was kind of a blur, but just think what would have happened if…