Waterloo Was Our Waterloo
Jefe’s ramblings to Honey Badger Headquarters following the hard-fought 5 goal loss to like, a 30 year old Premier team.
I iced Derek who then iced Billy who then tripped over his cooler and landed on his face…..
then……
Billy on face on ground holy fuck.
0-1 at halftime, dude on their team told me to eat shit after they scored. Jay made a bunch of saves. Waterloo committed a foul throw in. Dave lost his wedding ring during the second half, noticed in car on way home.
Adam found the One Ring, Dave paid in beer when he came back.
I rolled 5 doobies.
IT’S ALL CIRO’S FAULT!!!