BREAKING NEWS: SPECIAL COUNSEL EXPANDS INVESTIGATION TO SEARCH FOR MISSING HONEY BADGER GOALS
CNN has learned that Special Counsel Bob Mueller has expanded the scope of his investigation to include the whereabouts of the Honey Badger goals. As of late, the goals have been missing in action, which has partially led to the most recent defeat at the hands of Austin Athletic Club. Despite a first half dominance inside the final third, which saw Ciro and Scott run rampant, the Honey Badgers finishing was nowhere to be found.
A source close to the investigation has pointed to a secret May, 2017 meeting taken by Jared Kushner and the heads of the Dragons and Punters at a south Austin Waffle House.
If anyone can get to the bottom of the missing goals, it’s Bob Mueller. Let’s just hope the issue is resolved before the start of the 2017-2018 regular season.
Stay tuned to this ever-developing story.