Badgers Bested By Madrigal Dragons 3-0
On the first day of October, the Honey Badgers were bested by a merry bunch of Renaissance period Dragons. Somebody fetch me my mead drinking horn…
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Tentless, Goalless, Bloodied, Battered and Bruised – Honey Badgers Grind Out 1-1 Draw with Livers
Weeks from now, getting out of NEMP alive against one of the top teams in the league with a draw will be viewed as a great result – but for now, it stings just a bit knowing the “Livers” were on the ropes. Like a total solar eclipse, another rare occurrence happened yesterday on the high…
Honey Badgers Rebound with 3-1 Win Over Cosmos
There was more trouble in the Cosmos on Sunday as the footballing version suffered the same fate as the late Cassini satellite – only this one burned up in the fiery clutches of the Honey Badger defense instead of Saturn’s atmosphere. Another day, another lineup change. This week, the Honey Badgers were missing most of last…
Honey Badgers Lose Opener 3-2 to Club America
As another opening day descended upon Onion Creek, the Honey Badgers assembled underneath the plush confines of Badgertown to kick off the season with a match against Club America.
T.S. Eliot Says It Best As the Summer Campaign Comes To A Close
This is the way the season ends This is the way the season ends This is the way the season ends Not with a bang but a whimper.
BREAKING NEWS: SPECIAL COUNSEL EXPANDS INVESTIGATION TO SEARCH FOR MISSING HONEY BADGER GOALS
CNN has learned that Special Counsel Bob Mueller has expanded the scope of his investigation to include the whereabouts of the Honey Badger goals. As of late, the goals have been missing in action, which has partially led to the most recent defeat at the hands of Austin Athletic Club. Despite a first half dominance inside…
Honey Badgers Brilliant Second Half Display Would Have Turned the Tide Against Deportivo…….
….. if they had not already scored 5 first half goals. Cameron Road battled the blazing heat, tireless teenagers, starting and finishing with 10 men, no subs, and a single tent yesterday in the loss to Deportivo. Sure, sure, the first half was kind of a blur, but just think what would have happened if…
Badgers Best Beerca in 1-1 Draw
Things are starting to click for the Honey Badgers as their Summer campaign continues to be a successful journey. Sunday saw Cameron Road play some quality soccer against a fierce division rival.
Guardians of the Galacticos – Honey Badgers Thrill Crowds With Blazing Hot Goals
2:00 on a July afternoon. That’s why you sign up for Summer Soccer. There’s no hiding from the heat, and if you can make it through the game without having a heat stroke, the post-game beers are that much more delicious (unless Andy hands you some sort of crushed up sweet tart /zima mash up…
When Jaybone and Chris G Are Playing Striker, Things Are Looking Good – Honey Badgers Roll Phoenix 6-0
Not sure I understand when the other teams says “It’s only summer man!!!” That must be code for “stop kicking our ass!” The final score was 6-0, but the Honey Badgers were out for Cobra blood and it could have been 16. After last week’s hard-fought game against Waterloo, Cameron Road pulled out the can…
Waterloo Was Our Waterloo
Jefe’s ramblings to Honey Badger Headquarters following the hard-fought 5 goal loss to like, a 30 year old Premier team. I iced Derek who then iced Billy who then tripped over his cooler and landed on his face….. then…… Billy on face on ground holy fuck. 0-1 at halftime, dude on their team told me to…
Gunners Loss Avenged – Badgers Deliver Second Half Beatdown in 4-1 Win
This day had been coming ever since Cameron Road had an off day at NEMP to the Gunners a few months back. Revenge is a dish best served up with a side of Cobra, and the 18 Honey Badgers who showed up for this 10am Summer Game were hungry. Badgertown was bustling with activity during…
“We Weren’t Terrible” – CRU 1 – Club America 1
Ahh the Summer Season. The wonderful time of year when it’s 100 degrees in the shade, you’re chasing 20 year old kids around the pitch (or watching them run by you), your opponent doesn’t want to play physical because it’s “only summer,” and the results are a mixed bag. Cameron Road faced all those obstacles yesterday…
Badgers Sink South Austin To Close Out The Season With A 3-1 Victory
A storm was brewing yesterday. With a lightening strike of goals and a thunderous defense performance, Cameron Road United closed out their 2016-2017 season with a workmanlike victory against South Austin FC. The Punters tied ATX earlier in the day, so the Honey Badgers knew a win was a must to reign supreme as Clark…
Débâcle De Mayo
The Honey Badgers went down in flames during the second half of yesterday’s 4-0 loss to the Gunners. 8am at NEMP is never anyone’s ideal scenario for soccer, and the teams were treated to about 20 tiny flags embedded in the field to server as some sort of dribbling obstacle course. With those removed (because let’s…
Let There Be River Beer! Honey Badgers Return To Winning Ways With 2-0 Win Over Club America.
Somewhere out there in the soccer ether, Chappy is offside, Andy is wearing the wrong clothes, Peterson is arriving late, the Club America goal keeper is eating a LuAnn fish platter at Luby’s and rubbing water on his chest, Big Dave still doesn’t have a Hops & Grain hat and the Honey Badgers are celebrating their 2-0 victory…
Honey Badgers Don’t Do Draws: Lose to Beerca 3-0
Cameron Road’s form this season has flip-flopped week to week like a Donald Trump campaign promise. After an impressive win last Sunday, it was back to being on the wrong side of Jefe’s bones this week. Just like the real Barcelona, Beerca scored 3 to destroy the Honey Badgers’s hopes of back-to-back victories. The highlight…
Badgers Give Ryan and Jake Birthday Win As They Beat CC United 2-0
The Honey Badgers put #Puntergate behind them and cruised to a well-deserved two goal victory against CC United. Finally, Cameron Road put together a solid performance against a team above them in the table. On the day after Jake turned 40 and Ryan turned 40 something, the Honey Badgers again came out with good numbers…
“At Least We Have Shade” – Ciro
In case you were wondering….. Gravitational waves are ‘ripples’ in the fabric of space-time caused by some of the most violent and energetic processes in the Universe. Albert Einstein predicted the existence of gravitational waves in 1916 in his general theory of relativity. Einstein’s mathematics showed that massive accelerating objects (such as neutron stars or…
Andy Uniform Update
March 26, 2017 Black Shorts. No big deal, we got rolled by the F’in Punters. February 21, 2016 One Red Sock. One Black Sock
I Mean, There’s Only So Many More Opportunities To Give Gigi An Ice Bath
Ironically filmed by Ciro.