Author: Chappy
El Clásico Ends In A 1-1 Stalemate As The Punters Are Again Winless in 4 Out of 5 Matches with Cameron Road
Another day, another match where the Punters Clark Field dominance seems like a distant memory. Well, I guess it is a distant memory as Cameron Road found their Honey Badger spirit to claw out a 1-1 draw at Onion Creek today. Nestled deep within the treeline on field #10, Cameron Road were buzzing with Luke’s…
Honey Badgers Emerge From Winter Hibernation To A Scrappy 1-1 Draw With Madrigal Dragons
Ahh, remember the good l’days of December yore when the Honey Badgers were making their Fall Cup run straight through the hearts of the Punters and Dragons? Well, it was time to put the past to bed and suit up for the first competitive soccer in two and a half months. For the first game of…
12-2-17 – The Greatest Day in Honey Badger History
The 2017 Fall Cup started off with a bang. Wins vs. the Punter-Striker Whataburger All Stars and the Dragons propelled Badgertown into a nirvana-like state that they may never come down from. Glory Glory Cameron Road United.
Honey Badgers Lose 3-2 Battle with Beerca, But Still Winning the War
Cameron Road may have been edged out at the final whistle in yesterday’s match with Beercalona, but as the Fall Season came to a close, they are still #winning. Lets review the goals for the season: #1 Beat the Punters, check. #2 Finish ahead of the Punters/Dragons/Strikers, check. #3 Sit comfortably upper to mid table…
It Was Like Kissing Your Uglier Sister: CRU 2 – Verity 2
Many wondered if the Honey Badgers would have anything left to play for after vanquishing the Punters last week. After besting their biggest rivals (sorry Dragons), would there even be a reason to get out of bed on Sundays? Well, another trip down memory lane beckoned as Verity was next up on the schedule. Cameron…
It’s Just Business. Honey Badgers Beat Punters 1-0.
Sorry Punters, nothing personal, it was just business. Cameron Road reclaimed the trophy and exercised last fall’s demons as they took a 2-1 game lead in the Crown & Anchor Derby yesterday. It was a glorious, glorious, glorious victory against their Clark Field brethren. Some may say that the game was won before the first…
Badgers Build A Wall Of Stone Around Jaybone To Earn A Well-Deserved 0-0 Draw With Phoenix
Coming into yesterday’s match, Phoenix had won all four of their games and scored 17 goals. The Honey Badgers faced a daunting task with only 11 players available and the temperature soaring to near triple digits. Jefe was tense. Too tense. His call for reinforcements fell on def ears as the Honey Badgers would have to make…
Badgers Bested By Madrigal Dragons 3-0
On the first day of October, the Honey Badgers were bested by a merry bunch of Renaissance period Dragons. Somebody fetch me my mead drinking horn…
Tentless, Goalless, Bloodied, Battered and Bruised – Honey Badgers Grind Out 1-1 Draw with Livers
Weeks from now, getting out of NEMP alive against one of the top teams in the league with a draw will be viewed as a great result – but for now, it stings just a bit knowing the “Livers” were on the ropes. Like a total solar eclipse, another rare occurrence happened yesterday on the high…
Honey Badgers Rebound with 3-1 Win Over Cosmos
There was more trouble in the Cosmos on Sunday as the footballing version suffered the same fate as the late Cassini satellite – only this one burned up in the fiery clutches of the Honey Badger defense instead of Saturn’s atmosphere. Another day, another lineup change. This week, the Honey Badgers were missing most of last…
Honey Badgers Lose Opener 3-2 to Club America
As another opening day descended upon Onion Creek, the Honey Badgers assembled underneath the plush confines of Badgertown to kick off the season with a match against Club America.
T.S. Eliot Says It Best As the Summer Campaign Comes To A Close
This is the way the season ends This is the way the season ends This is the way the season ends Not with a bang but a whimper.
BREAKING NEWS: SPECIAL COUNSEL EXPANDS INVESTIGATION TO SEARCH FOR MISSING HONEY BADGER GOALS
CNN has learned that Special Counsel Bob Mueller has expanded the scope of his investigation to include the whereabouts of the Honey Badger goals. As of late, the goals have been missing in action, which has partially led to the most recent defeat at the hands of Austin Athletic Club. Despite a first half dominance inside…
Honey Badgers Brilliant Second Half Display Would Have Turned the Tide Against Deportivo…….
….. if they had not already scored 5 first half goals. Cameron Road battled the blazing heat, tireless teenagers, starting and finishing with 10 men, no subs, and a single tent yesterday in the loss to Deportivo. Sure, sure, the first half was kind of a blur, but just think what would have happened if…
Badgers Best Beerca in 1-1 Draw
Things are starting to click for the Honey Badgers as their Summer campaign continues to be a successful journey. Sunday saw Cameron Road play some quality soccer against a fierce division rival.
Guardians of the Galacticos – Honey Badgers Thrill Crowds With Blazing Hot Goals
2:00 on a July afternoon. That’s why you sign up for Summer Soccer. There’s no hiding from the heat, and if you can make it through the game without having a heat stroke, the post-game beers are that much more delicious (unless Andy hands you some sort of crushed up sweet tart /zima mash up…