El Jefe…. a Salad… Really?
El Jefe caught on film eating a post-practice…. salad. To our knowledge, this is the first roughage exclusive meal consumed by a Honey Badger after a Clark Field sesh. Interesting.
FIVE NIL
Cameron Road United continued their assault on summer soccer as they brought their unbeaten streak to four games by demolishing Babaganoutch yesterday. In the final open division meeting of these two giants of divisions past, the Honey Badgers took the field by storm and served up a 5 course meal of goals while denying Babaganoutch…
CRU 2 – Deportivo San Marcos 1
For the third consecutive week, Cameron Road put together a strong performance and ended up with another win as they beat Deportivo San Marcos 2-1. Cameron Road started off briskly, passing the ball around and spending the majority of the time attacking the Deportivo end of the pitch. (Of course it didn’t hurt that Deportivo…
CRU 4 – Valladolid 3
Continuing their recent good form, Cameron Road came out guns blazing and beat Valladolid in a 7 goal thrilla 4-3. Returning to action was the mythical Jared Singer. The once prolific striker from Oklahoma. Always one to talk up a good game, Jared picked up where he left off 3 years ago scoring 2 first…
Breaking News: 40 Year Old Man Wins Soccer Trophy
For the first time in 30 years, Chappy gets to add to his elementary school trophy collection. Thanks to all the team for bestowing upon me this glorious piece of silverware. It will go right next to the 4th grade egg toss first place ribbon, the 6th grade three legged race title, and the 8th…
90 Seconds of Fury: The Ryan Willis Story
With a 90 second burst in the 2nd half by Ryan Willis, Cameron Road came back from an 0-2 deficit and completed a fantastic comeback to tie FC 02 Austin P30 in their 3rd game of the summer season. Fresh from a week off, Cameron Road took the field with a strong lineup that included (for…
Strikers 4 – Cameron Road 2
As the sun reached iron-melting temperatures in the ten o’clock hour, Cameron Road assembled to face former D2 2nd place finishers Strikers FC. It was the second difficult game in as many weeks for the Honey Badgers – The Soccer Gods must have been angered for not receiving a new CRU cap, and decided to…
CRU Look Fantastic in their 0-5 Opening Day Loss
Cameron Road might have taken a beating on Sunday, but they looked fantastic in their new blue and gold Honey Badger hats! The first installment of the summer season didn’t go exactly as planned, but Barcenal proved to be quite a handful for CRU. Even though two of Barcenal’s goals were a bit dubious (yet…
Ciro Drinks a Pint of Badger Juice
httpv://youtu.be/8oBhEyy91bE Badger Juice: 1 part beer, 4 parts Cholula hot sauce, 2 parts ketchup, 1 part salt, 1 part water, 2 parts malt vinegar. Never leave your 1/2 full glass of beer alone at the Crown. You never know what you might find when you return.
Ancient Cameron Road United 1.0 Photo Found!
Looks like parts of the original crew seen here enjoying a season-ending feast at Double Daves… most likely after a King Daddies beatdown. From left to right as best as memory serves: Ajit, Doug, Wylie, Chappy (still no hair), Manny!, Matt Greene, Justin and then Captain and founder Andrew Magilow.
Achtung Baby: Cameron Road Ends Season With 3-1 Loss
On the final day of the season, Cameron Road fell to Achtung 3-1 on the pitch, but destroyed them off of it. With 10 coolers of beer under the big blue tent, CRU was prepared for a post-match celebration, regardless of the outcome. It was a strange game, and Cameron Road actually came out of…
Cameron Road 1 – Austin Athletic Club 5
Bad day at the office for Cameron Road. Not much to report after a 5 goal drubbing by Austin Athletic. In between all the action, Steve McKenna did manage to put away a penalty kick. Ryan, Stripy and Andy all had good chances as well. Man-of-the-Match: Special shout out to the resident elder Scottsman, Billy,…
Libertad Keeps it Clean, Beats CRU 2-1
Since the reporter’s trusty iMac is on the fritz, this will be short and sweet. Cameron Road’s second half comeback fell agonizingly shortas two scrappy goals sent a well behaved Libertad home with a victory. (minus the punch to Gianluca’s junk and somerolling around on the turf of course)
Cameron Road Feasts on Second Half Helping of Babaganoutch in 3-3 Thrilla
In a classic battle that goes back 10 years, Cameron Road United and Babaganoutch slugged it out to a 3-3 draw on Sunday. These two teams have been on and off foes since the D4 days when Magilow was running the show and names like Ammerman, Carlos, Gus and Wylie were listed in the game…
The Levee Does Not Break: Cameron Road Survive the Flooding Blue Nile
In a game of two halves, Cameron Road rode the first half wind – and survived it in the second – to draw 2-2 with Blue Niles. The high plains of NEMP always prove to be a challenge, and it was looking like CRU would be digging an early grave with a limited squad at…
Willis Scores a Sideline Double!
In a rare act of bravery, timing and a willingness to annoy, Willis performed a coveted double dose of dousing. His antics were recorded on video by innocent bystanders, and sent to CRU headquarters to be unveiled to the public. Billy and Jéfe now join Ciro as those immortalized on the web for being the…
Torchys Flame Out in 3-1 Loss to Cameron Road
Cameron Road put the heat on Torchys Sunday afternoon, covering them with their own spicy salsa of dazzling feet and gritty play to earn a 3-1 victory. That’s two wins in a row for the suddenly surging Honey Badgers. A potent turnout of 12 increased to 13 after the game started as Cuyler was a…
Cameron Road 1 – Cholula 0
Cameron Road continued their hot streak as they destroyed an entire bottle of Cholula Wednesday night after a spirited Clark Field sesh. The knights of the round table were on fire as they passed around the savory sauce bottle several times until none remained. This will surely make them an unstoppable force on Sunday as…
2nd Half Comeback Ignites Cameron Road’s 2-1 Win against Los Munos Guapos
Cameron Road rode a 2nd half two goal comeback to beat Los Munos Guapos and earn their first win of the Spring Season. An early start on the morning after SXSW and St. Paddy’s Day might have caused some player availability concerns, but 13 honey badgers showed up on time to face the hulkish newcomers…
Cameron Road to launch full CSI investigation after trace amounts of vaseline and WD-40 found on backup keeper’s gloves after a 2-1 loss to Capoeira.
As the ghost of the curse of the ARM jersies struck again, Cameron Road lost their third straight game on field #10 and fell to the dancing warriors of Capoeira 2-1. With the recently discovered news that Jay is leading a second life with another family, jack of all positions Luke stepped up to fill…
Spring Season Starts with Close 0-2 Loss to Barcenal FC
In a close match with Division leading Barcenal FC, Cameron Road United came up just short of an opening day victory with an 0-2 defeat to start the spring season. Returning to the scene of last year’s epic Fall Cup final, CRU suited up 16 strong to kick off the first game of the “end…
The Spring Season is Here
2012 Spring Schedule
Ryan Willis Owes Me One New Bucket with a Custom Honey Badger Stencil
In a brutal act of savagery, on Sunday, January 8th at approximately 12:38pm, Ryan destroyed my custom, one-of-a-kind Honey Badger stenciled gear bucket. The attack was without provocation, unwarranted, reeked of desperation, and downright rude. To be fair, it was accomplished with a powerful, on-target right footed shot of molecule shattering force…. but still…. not…
The First Official Practice at Honey Badger Stadium
httpv://youtu.be/lwQ849CKQKI See what you missed by sleeping in on Sunday??
The New Clark Field: 2 Idiots, 1 Ball.
httpv://youtu.be/z-aL3M7HToQ
Ciro Wins the “Most Enjoyable Target of Chappy’s Pranks” Award for the 5th Consecutive Year!
httpv://youtu.be/DyNB5C1wt-A