No Magic Today as CRU Fall to Dragons 0-2 on Opening Day
Cameron Road United was denied an opening day victory as the Dragons proved a worthy opponent on Opening day 2013. It was a rag-tag bunch that showed up for the game: Many hungover from the night’s festivities. A few under the weather. Nevertheless, the 12 that showed up expected to get something out of…
Summer Campaign Comes Crashing Down with a 1-1 Draw
With a win needed to secure the summer season title, Cameron Road United fielded a strong 16 man squad on another blistering hot Sunday afternoon. They lined up to face the top dawgs Beercelona.
The Race For the Summer Title Is ON!
With a win against Beercelona on Sunday Cameron Road win its second consecutive title on goal differential. Honey Badgers….. ATTACK!!!
The View From the Tent
After falling just short of another amazing comeback on the field, Cameron Road absolutely destroyed the Post Game under the shade of the duel tented badger den. There were some interesting developments to say the least. Does the phrase “back to front” ring a bell? No… just ask Peterson.
Sergio Aguero Sinks Honey Badger Comeback with Another Agonizing Last Minute Goal
Heartbreak for the Honey Badgers as 20 man Manchester City score a last minute goal to spoil yet another epic comeback. The 3-4 scoreline indicated a close game, but it wasn’t looking that close in the first 30 minutes. With gold and blue clocks all around Austin apparently stuck on 1:30, Cameron Road struggled to…
Demasido Tejon Miel Para Tomamos Muchas Cervezas
On a day where Satin himself sat his ass down on Onion Creek Field #10 and superheated the turf to plasma-like conditions, the Honey Badgers kicked into “don’t give a shit” mode and destroyed Tomamos Muchas Cervezas by 5 goals.
The Milton Report 7-14-13
httpv://youtu.be/c2eA80VNnwo
Ice Bath 1 – Gigi 0
It takes a village. Chappy poured, Ryan distracted, El Jefe filmed.
Spirit of the Honey Badger Propels 10 Man Cameron Road to an Epic Come From Behind Performance Against Slaughter
In what was one of the most memorable games in recent history, 10 man Cameron Road stormed back against 17 man Slaughter Inferno to earn a 3-3 draw. After going down 1-3 midway in the second half, the Honey Badgers shifted into “don’t give a shit” mode for the rally. With epic defending, tenacious offensive…
Tech Bubble Bursts All Over Cirrus Logic as Honey Badgers Deliver a Golden Shower of Goals En Route to a 5-3 Victory
Another deathly hot noon game for Cameron Road this week and another red hot performance as they defeated Cirrus Logic 5-3 on the molten plains of Onion Creek. A typical mid-summer 1 sub team showed up today, a far cry from the 7 subs on opening day. But the 12 Honey Badgers were focused on…
The Milton Report – 6-30-13
A new feature here at Cameron Road United dot com is The Milton Report. Where everybody’s favorite Scottsman breaks down the days events as only he can. httpv://youtu.be/KlUhy3_sfO8
Gigi is a Man of Few Words
httpv://youtu.be/hujb7Evhke4
Ciro Relives his Collarbone Clatteing Cross
httpv://youtu.be/KaZBGOuPDbs
Honey Badgers Slay the Mighty Dragons as the Realm Rejoices
Once upon a time…. The brave and mighty Honey Badgers were called upon to smote down the evil Dragons who had taken over the Onion Creek Soccer Lands. Usually a docile, fun-loving but hard-drinking bunch, the Honey Badgers received a scroll from the ancient Wizzard “Billah” to warn them of the impending doom.
Quote of the Night from Wednesday Night’s Post-Practice Sesh at the Crown
BILLY: You have a good vacation in Mexico then? CHAP: Yeah, had a great time, lots of drinking. BILLY: Yeah, looked like it on Sunday. Brilliant.
Chopped Liverpool Slice and Dice CRU 3-1
In a battle for the 4th free pitcher at the Crown, Cameron Road came up on the short end of the stick Sunday morning. Although the chances came early and often for the Honey Badgers, it was a revitalized Chopped Liverpool that came out on top with the victory and earned pub bragging rights for…
CRU 2 – Austin Athletic Club 2
While Chappy was en route to his bi-annual drunken stupor in Mexcio, Dermot submitted his recap of the game: You missed a cracker.. 2 red cards .. 4 goals. We went ahead twice but AA managed to come back to tie it up twice. With only 9 valiant players left on the field for the…
No Last Minute Goal Needed This Time As Cameron Road Beats Celtic 4-2
The Summer Season started up yesterday with a classic old school grudge match with those green and white hooped hooligans known as the Celtic Cowboys. Only this version didn’t have any of the Celtic charm that they usually do. They were pretty tame and dare I say, polite! Still, they were on par with or…
Oh No He Dii’nt!
Weimaraner 1 – Honey Badger 0
A Closer Look Inside Cameron Road United’s Greatest Season of All Time
Let’s peer closer at what the Honey Badgers were able to do in 2012-2013 through El Jefe colored glasses. The stats are quite staggering: 47 points. The second highest point total IN THE LEAGUE of over 150 teams. 15 wins, 2 draws, 1 loss +40 goal difference 15 players scored Andy lead the team with…
Champions.
Your 2012-2013 nearly undefeated Over 30c Champions. (not pictured: Billy, Gianluca, Cuyler, Dermot, and BT)
Luke Wins the 2012/2013 MVP!
It was a tight race between Luke, Ciro and Ryan, but the man from Oklahoma proved to be the big winner and the people’s choice as he claimed the inaugural Player of the Year award. Luke played defense, he played offense, he played keeper, he brought beer, he played with a smile, he scored goals,…
Andy Wins the 2012-2013 Golden Boot
With 11 goals, Andy proudly displays his first ever Golden Boot award. Maybe the magic is in his number, which hang precariously on the back of his jersey by a thread.
Honey Badgers Close Out the Season with 4-1 Win Over Marioooooo and Team Somerset
That’s a wrap. Cameron Road United defeated Team Somerset on their final game of the season 4-1 with two goals from Danimal, a penalty from El Jefe and an Andy Michaelis bomb from downtown. It was looking like an easy win, especially when Team Somerset only fielded 8 players to start the game, but it…
Honey Badgers in the Mist – Gigi Hat Trick Dries Up Deep Eddy
As the mysterious mist descended upon Manor, Cameron Road United defeated Deep Eddy 3-1 with one game to go in this glorious, championship campaign. A rare EMP game in Manor, coupled with the cryptic fog, set the game back a few minutes as players and referees trickled in. Like last week, CRU featured an abbreviated…
Ciro and Luke Fire Cameron Road to the Over 30c Title
Champions! An eleven man Cameron Road squad put the league to bed with a dramatic 2-1 come from behind victory Sunday morning. With a third of the team unavailable, a gritty performance was needed against an improving mid-table 2XS.
