Author: Chappy
Dos a Cero. Honey Badgers Edge Closer to League Title After Saying Night Night to Juventus.
Another week. Another win. Another shutout. Another step closer to the title. Stop me if you’re heard this before. Cameron Road United are on such an incredible run that it is literally sending shockwaves throughout the sporting world. Fans in Leicester City are calling their improbable run to the EPL title, “doing a honey badger”….
Honey Badgers Enjoy Some Down Home Country Livin’ As They Dismantle Rovers 5-0 And Keep The Pressure On The Dragons In An All Out, Epic, Race To The Title
Knowing that they could not afford a letdown after dismantling the Dragons, Captain Chappy took a page out of Alex Ferguson’s latest book on leadership and decided to stoke the flames within the team. In a pure act of altruism, he purposely severely injured his back lifting massive amounts of iron at CrossFit on Saturday….
Cameron Road Destroys Dragons 6-0! Clark Field Trophy Safe and Sound Back at Honey Badger Headquarters. All Is Right With The World.
Call it fate. Call it destiny. Call it sweet sweet revenge. Whatever superlative you slap on it, for 90 glorious minutes Cameron Road United basked in pure, white-hot footballing nirvana as they dismantled the Dragons, reclaimed their trophy, and moved to within one point of first place atop the Over 30B table.
The Milton Report – 4/10/16 – “This Baby Scored Two Goals”
Hear Billy’s masterful take on the glorious victory, the inability of his captain to grasp the offside rule, and what a victory does to his manhood. And as a special bonus, be sure to see the Harry Potter throw in at 1:20.
Honey Badgers on a Heater – Beat Phoenix for 4th Straight Win
On a positively NEMPish day at Onion Creek, where winter made a brief return and breathed out her last, cold breath, Cameron Road United rode their hot streak for their fourth consecutive victory of the season. With the news of a full Dragon collapse on field #5, the Honey Badgers knew they could make up…
Don’t Mess With Nasty Nate!
After a spirited Sunday morning Clark Field Sesh, Derek found out first hand what happens when Nasty Nate comes in for a challenge. Your shoe just turns to dust.
Honey Badgers Ride Wave of Jefe Birthday Exhilaration to 3-2 Comeback Win Versus the Red Devils!
In case anyone hadn’t heard, yesterday was Jefe’s birthday. First to the field, and most likely last to leave, Jeff had a memorable one for sure.
A Night At the Oscars – CRU 2 – ATX United 0
And the Oscar goes to…. BEST PASS TO A PLAYER IN AN OFFSIDE POSITION: Chappy, for his wonderful “assist” to Andy for a “goal” early in the second half. Apparently, Andy was offside by a good 15 yards.
Honey Badgers Dominate in Opening Day 1-0 Win vs. Austin Athletic Club
After months and months of being on the business end of eagle claws, Cuban missile crises, Ben on Ben crime and a never ending revolving door of practice sites, the Honey Badgers finally got to play a real game yesterday as the Spring Season got underway.
Netflix and Chill…. Honey Badgers To Do List After 2015 Fall Cup
There are few things more certain in life than death, taxes, and the cyclical nature of the Fall Cup for the Honey Badgers. This year proved not to be an exception, as Cameron Road was bounced from the tournament on day two after a lukewarm performance on the pitch (off the pitch they remained sideline champions…
SUCK IT!!!! Badgers Lose Season Finale 2-1
From the 20 minute delay, to the “phantom whistle,” to several shots off the post and the sub-par referee, it seemed like the Soccer Gods were conspiring against Cameron Road as they dropped their season finale against Juventus. With a swolt sideline of subs and spectaters, Cameron Road started off the game in spectacular fashion,…
No Subs, No Problem. Honey Badgers Smother Takoba With A Triple Dose Of Derek In A 3-1 Win
It was early. It was cold. It was NEMP. There were no subs. There was no keeper. Ciro forgot his jersey. All of these first world problems were facing the Honey Badgers as they lined up for this morning’s game. Thanks to BT, Cameron Road thought they had 11, but the chopper from the Easy…
Second Half Comeback Not Enough As Honey Badgers Fall 3-4 to ATX United
For the second week in a row, Cameron Road was given an early wakeup call for an 8am game. This time around, they faced the tall trees of ATX United. In a show of solidarity, those early to the field determined CRU would suit up in their white, blue and red kits to pay tribute…
Slaughtered. Cameron Road Wins 5th In A Row With 3-0 Win Over Rovers.
The Soccer Gods briefly suspended monsoon season and allowed a 24-hour window of playability at Onion Creek yesterday. The fields were lush and lumpy, like a bowl of steel cut oats served with some of Luke’s Grandmother’s hot biscuits. Kickoff was a crisp and early 8am. The opponent, Slaughter Rovers, were clad in strange black…
The Sideline Report
The Honey Badgers and Dragons showed their approval at the Punter’s penalty kick as Ryan commentates. Good thing Shannon converted, or else this tent was going to explode (actually, we were kind of hoping for that reaction)
Unlucky Lounge Shaken And Stirred As Honey Badgers Wreak Havoc In A 6-1 Victory
Last week’s special guest trip to the Spirit World is replaced by a more familiar narrative. This week, we turn the page on chapter 5, as the Honey Badgers mauled Lucky Lounge 6-1 for their fourth win in a row. At 11:15am, the Badger Den looked like a homeless soup kitchen packed with Scotty Boykin…
Spirit World Shines Down on Honey Badgers With 5-1 Destruction of Red/Pink Devils
October 4th, 2015 Austin TX 6:00 a.m. – Awaken from a peaceful slumber. 6:05 a.m. – Visit Spirit World. 6:25 a.m. – Water plants. 6:30 a.m. – Visit Spirit World. 7:00 a.m. – Feed cat. 7:15 a.m. – Visit Spirit World. 7:30 a.m. – Leave home on Falcor’s back, following a unicorn headed towards Manor, TX. 8:00 a.m. – Arrive at EMP. 8:10…