Not sure I understand when the other teams says “It’s only summer man!!!” That must be code for “stop kicking our ass!” The final score was 6-0, but the Honey Badgers were out for Cobra blood and it could have been 16. After last week’s hard-fought game against Waterloo, Cameron Road pulled out the can…
Jefe’s ramblings to Honey Badger Headquarters following the hard-fought 5 goal loss to like, a 30 year old Premier team. I iced Derek who then iced Billy who then tripped over his cooler and landed on his face….. then…… Billy on face on ground holy fuck. 0-1 at halftime, dude on their team told me to…
This day had been coming ever since Cameron Road had an off day at NEMP to the Gunners a few months back. Revenge is a dish best served up with a side of Cobra, and the 18 Honey Badgers who showed up for this 10am Summer Game were hungry. Badgertown was bustling with activity during…
It was a one-of-a-kind event on Sunday as Referee Czar Aubry Daniels set up a final farewell match for longtime AMSA servant Scott Boykin, and decided that Cameron Road United were to be his swan song opponent. Quite an honor for the Honey Badgers. It was a friendlyish game, and both Andy and Willis decided to jump…
There was rain and cooler temperatures in the forecast. The Honey Badgers got neither Sunday morning, and were instead treated to Vietnam-like, sweltering heat and humidity for their 8am DMZ rendezvous with a plate of Mas Fajitas. Mas Fajitas were a mixed bag, but the core of their team consisted of a gang of kids…
Badgers win! Badgers win! It was a battle for animal kingdom supremacy on Sunday, and there was going to be only one winner who just didn’t give a shit. The Honey Badgers defeated the snarling Wolverines 2-0 and finally got their first summer win of the season. Whew. In stark contrast to last week, the…
Ughhh. It was not pretty yesterday as Cameron Road’s summer woes continued with a 3-1 loss to the Austin Athletic All Stars. AAC were stacked with a few professional wrestlers, the Mountain from Game of Thrones, and a few scattered lower division players. Still, if it weren’t for Chappy’s abysmal finishing and the referee’s blind…
In a battle of the zoo animals, the Honey Badgers and Bad Monkeys played to a thrilling 3-3 draw as the blistering Texas summer heat baked the field like a plate of Luke’s Grandmother’s hot biscuits that were left in the over too long. Badgertown was two tents strong, and with the deflated Punter’s tent serving as…
On a positive note, Danimal returned with a brand new Hops and Grain summer brew which was fantastic. He also scored the only goal of the game for the Honey Badgers as his visceral plunges forward into the depths of Real Austin’s box lead the charge for the second half comeback.
With the spring season behind them, the Honey Badgers embarked on their annual summer tour of duty. First up on the docket was long-time rival Struggle F.C. Back in the day, these two teams tore up a patch or two of grass battling it out with a friendly rivalry, so it was nice to see…
How does 2 + 15 + 7 + 20 + 2 + k + 16 + 16 = 8? Strange math you might think, but those were the players responsible for the 8 goal onslaught on Sunday as Cameron Road United broke-in their new yellow and blue uniforms, while breaking the backs of the MQ9-Reapers….
With Captain Chapoton lounging, drink in hand, on the oil-free beaches of Mexico, Cameron Road United (CRU) took the field in what could be the last game in red and white strips. Our glorious tree line silently sweated in anticipation, as the increasingly whiny foe, Struggle FC (SFC), grew to nearly 20 strong on the…
In an 8 goal thrilla, Cameron Road came out on top and got the first win of the summer season. It really wasn’t as close as the scoreline showed, but it was pretty exciting stuff. First off, lets hear a round of applause for the return of Ciro to the pitch! 7 long months after…
I don’t know about you guys, but my back is flaming red. Who’s idea was it to go shirtless yesterday anyway? So yeah, the summer campaign didn’t exactly get started the way we envisioned it, even though we outnumbered Elite FC in sideline tents 3-1. We lost the game by one goal, 1-2.