Author: Chappy

Let There Be River Beer! Honey Badgers Return To Winning Ways With 2-0 Win Over Club America.

Somewhere out there in the soccer ether, Chappy is offside, Andy is wearing the wrong clothes, Peterson is arriving late, the Club America goal keeper is eating a LuAnn fish platter at Luby’s and rubbing water on his chest, Big Dave still doesn’t have a Hops & Grain hat and the Honey Badgers are celebrating their 2-0 victory…

Badgers Give Ryan and Jake Birthday Win As They Beat CC United 2-0

The Honey Badgers put #Puntergate behind them and cruised to a well-deserved two goal victory against CC United. Finally, Cameron Road put together a solid performance against a team above them in the table. On the day after Jake turned 40 and Ryan turned 40 something, the Honey Badgers again came out with good numbers…

“At Least We Have Shade” – Ciro

In case you were wondering….. Gravitational waves are ‘ripples’ in the fabric of space-time caused by some of the most violent and energetic processes in the Universe. Albert Einstein predicted the existence of gravitational waves in 1916 in his general theory of relativity. Einstein’s mathematics showed that massive accelerating objects (such as neutron stars or…

Badgers Batter Cosmos 3-1 In Preparation For Next Week’s Clark Field El Classico (Alternative Chris Peterson Supplied Title: Hope Floats 2: The Blood Letting)

On Sunday, with the “Avenge Carlos” battle cry ringing out in the Badger’s ears, Cosmos never stood a chance. Nineteen Honey Badgers assembled to kick off this season for real, and within 3 minutes of the starting whistle, the score was 2-0 Cameron Road.

Cameron Road’s Press Secretary Discusses Alternative Facts About Today’s Loss to Verity

POST MATCH NEWS BRIEFING – Transcript by AMSA FEBRUARY 19th, 2017 SPEAKER: CAMERON ROAD UNITED PRESS SECRETARY [*] SPEAKER: Good afternoon, everyone. Thanks for coming out. I would like to start by saying that you just witnessed one of the greatest games you’ve even seen. I’m talking better than when our boys beat our good friends the Russians…

Honey Badgers Destroy South Austin FC 4-0 To Stay Top Of The Table Heading Into Their Winter Hibernation

Cameron Road finished off the last game of the season with a resounding win against South Austin FC to remain at the top of the table headed into the winter break. This match featured an extra hour of sleep due to daylight savings time, and the Honey Badgers took full advantage of it by getting their…

Goals Swalled Up By Halloween Mist As Honey Badgers Play Verity To An Unsatisfying 0-0 Draw

The Mist descended upon Manor like something out of a Stephen King novel. It was the morning before Halloween, and all the tree line gremlins and shadow cats prowled the pitch in search of a bloody feast. They must have gotten to Verity early and snatched one of their players up, because they only had…

You’ve Got Mail – Peterson’s Personal Email Server Back Online As His Message To Chappy Is Received In Front of Goal. Honey Badgers Back On Top As They Beat Beercelona 1-0.

After two successive 1-goal defeats, the Honey Badgers were in desperate need of some of Luke’s Grandmother’s biscuits. (#metaphor) Facing Beercelona though, is no easy task. They were sitting pretty at the top of the Over 30A table and were coming off a summer thrashing of Cameron Road where they dropped 6 goals on the…

Victory Not Written in the Stars as Cameron Road Narrowly Defeated by the Cosmos 2-1

As Carl Sagan would have said it, “the Honey Badgers had billions and billions of chances,” but just couldn’t put the ball into the back of the net to avenge Carlos’ injury. (Google it, it’s a pretty clever reference) With plenty of subs, a sideline bursting with fandom, a drunken Verity crew handing out #service…

Gunned Down: Honey Badgers Destroy Gunners 6-0 One Week After Crushing The Punter’s Spirits And Remain In First Place

If ever there was a time for a letdown, it was Sunday. A week removed from beating their biggest rivals (sorry Dragons), the Honey Badgers could have taken their foot off the gas and taken a leisurely drive out to Manor for a little game of grab ass. Instead, they chose to install a 4:11 Positrac…

Dos-XX a Cero. Honey Badgers Blank Punters and Retain Legendary “Soccer 1” Status at the Crown.

In a game three years in the making, the Honey Badgers beat longtime Clark Field rivals The Punters with the prestigious “Soccer 1” status on the line. Goals by Andy and Gianluca sealed the victory in the second half, and a rock-solid Danimal lead defense pitched a shutout as the frustrated Punters found no love in…

Honey Badgers Hold on for Dear Life in Epic Opening Day Win Against ATX United Silver Who Are Still Like “What tha What. How Did We Lose to Those Guys?” Boom. You Been Badgered!

In an epic show of team strength, heroic defending, grit, determination and one fantastic counter attacking goal, Cameron Road United took the league by storm winning their Over 30A opener 1-0. Badger Town received an upgrade as Jefe went West Coast Customs on our new tent. There were $300 worth of new match balls in…

Cameron Road Struggles to Hang with the Scotty Boykin All Stars as Soccer Gods Grant Him Glorious Victory in His Farewell Testimonal Match

  It was a one-of-a-kind event on Sunday as Referee Czar Aubry Daniels set up a final farewell match for longtime AMSA servant Scott Boykin, and decided that Cameron Road United were to be his swan song opponent. Quite an honor for the Honey Badgers. It was a friendlyish game, and both Andy and Willis decided to jump…

Honey Badgers Send Back Plate of Mas Fajitas In a 1-1 Draw

There was rain and cooler temperatures in the forecast. The Honey Badgers got neither Sunday morning, and were instead treated to Vietnam-like, sweltering heat and humidity for their 8am DMZ rendezvous with a plate of Mas Fajitas. Mas Fajitas were a mixed bag, but the core of their team consisted of a gang of kids…

Badgers Defeat Wolverines and Remain World’s Most Feared Animal

Badgers win! Badgers win! It was a battle for animal kingdom supremacy on Sunday, and there was going to be only one winner who just didn’t give a shit. The Honey Badgers defeated the snarling Wolverines 2-0 and finally got their first summer win of the season. Whew. In stark contrast to last week, the…