I decided that each of us having their own personal soccer haiku would pump us up for glorious summer victory. I mean, why wouldn’t it? Makes sense. Ok, good talk. Let’s beat these dentists.
And so another Summer Season cometh to a close. Great way to end the season with back to back solid performances.
“Nice try stupid team, we are Cameron Road. We don’t even know how it happens, just does” – Chris Peterson That pretty much sums up yesterday’s 4-2 win over previously undefeated (and quite full of themselves) Galacticos. The fact that there even was a game was pretty amazing. Driving to the fields before 2:00, there…
BT On Fire! McKenna Can’t Miss! Chappy Continues to Miss! Who is Cory? Ryan Drinks Early! Jake and his Ascot!
Like Muhammad Ali in his prime, the Honey Badgers continued their summer “rope-a-dope” strategy with yet another strategic loss. While the Honey Badgers seem unable and unwilling to deploy this tactic during the regular season, they have no trouble deceiving the league once the temperatures hit triple digits. With a few subs to spare (but only…
Epilogue: The visions grew more intense in their temerity and lucidity; What was going on? 48 year old Jeff Spicoli? A cut back?….. “Put it Up!”……. Jake heading it off the defensive line. Yuni giving out handshakes. Adam thumping a left footed shot for goal? Against the Dragons!????.. Wu tang!…………. Chappy awakened from his dream… Confused and…
Ahh, it’s just summer, right? Despite playing some pretty nice football for a lot of the game, the Honey Badgers just couldn’t overcome two goals and a penalty kick by Austin Blues. The Badgers back line was mostly strong, the midfield was able to pass the ball around smartly, but with Steve and Derek MIA,…
The Chris Peterson “Send it” Report: Well, unless you have a jacked up toe or other aliments you came to the game. That was about 11.5 of us, Brett was on Dad duty and well BT has calves apparently. In a day where Chappy circled Onion Creek via airplane with a future blow job in Mexico…
Apparently, Greg and AJ have put together a summer team, gathering up some familiar faces from Clark Field (who eerily resemble the Punters). Since both of them refused Chappy’s pre-match $10 bribe, the game moved on as scheduled in the 200 degree Texas sun. Heroically, Cameron Road managed to hold Greg and AJ scoreless for…
The Honey Badgers beat Club America 3-1 on opening day of the Summer Season and still haven’t lost in 2018. While the forecast was for thundershowers, the only thing that the clouds did was to hover over the fields at Onion Creek and take a humidity dump for 90 minutes. It. Was. Hot. And muggy.
What a day for Derek. After a great game where he landed the assist on Steve’s second goal, he was awarded the Golden Boot for being the Honey Badger’s top goal scorer for the 2017 – 2018 season. And if that wasn’t enough, mere minutes later he took home the other top prize as the…
In what has been a truly remarkable run since the Fall Cup, the Honey Badgers finished off their undefeated Spring Season with a 2-1 win over the division champions, Phoenix. Sure, sure, Phoenix started a man down (or two), but who’s counting, right? The ended up full strength when it was all said and done…
NEMP 18? Where in the Hell is NEMP 18? On a desolate strip of near barren, undulating tundra, Cameron Road brought their A-Game to vanquish yet another opponent in what has become a fairly remarkable run since the start of the Fall Cup. While beating Liverpool and resuming normal service as Crown & Anchor Champions…
The field was covered with a light coat of dew as the Honey Badgers arrived for their early morning, 8am game with Verity. Unfortunately, the dew was brown, lumpy, and left near the touch line by some sort of bear-human hybrid and had to be removed with an old tent cover found in the trash…
Ah, it’s springtime in Austin. You know, where it’s 40 degrees and freezing on Saturday, and 75 and sunny on soccer Sunday. Where the flowers are in full bloom and there’s not a worry on an ill word on anyone’s mind. Where peace and harmony reign supreme and middle aged men stand together, hand-in-hand, to…
The Honey Badgers are on a heater. This season has seen them take 11 out of 15 points with no losses (and a perfect post-match record), and they don’t look to let up anytime soon. After last week’s mauling of Cosmos up in Manor, Cameron Road was back at their familiar stomping grounds at Onion…
What follows is a week-long transcript of the Honey Badgers victory. Thread started and titled by Chris Peterson: PETERSON: C Road 3, Idiot Team 0
When the camera man fails to hit “record” on the first ice bath, well, you gotta reshoot it.
Two fantastic goals, a shutout, 3 yellow cards, cookies, ice baths, duplicate ice baths, and a beautiful sunset that drenched the treeline. This game had it all! Nobody likes to play Beercelona. They have several giant lugs and an all around solid squad. They are known for giving the Honey Badgers fits. But Cameron Road was…