Game Reports

WIN: 3-0 vs Lofty FC – Just Another Day At The Office As Badgers Win

WIN: 3-0 vs Lofty FC – Just Another Day At The Office As Badgers Win

October. A hint of fall in the air. Back to Onion Creek for a game against Lofty FC. Wait, what’s that, 3 subs in Badgertown! (well, for the first half anyway) A Nasty Nate sighting! Danimal was back. Babies, children, two tents….. things were looking positive for Cameron Road during the pre-game build up. The…

DRAW: 1-1 vs Wolverines – 10 Man Badger Squad Frustrates 20 Man Wolverines with Heroic Defensive Performance

DRAW: 1-1 vs Wolverines – 10 Man Badger Squad Frustrates 20 Man Wolverines with Heroic Defensive Performance

Sunday brought the bi-annual pilgrimage to the high plains of NEMP. Jefe was (of course) first to the field to set up Badgertown and greet the players. The patchwork pitch was actually looking slightly less than terrible, with strange patches of St. Augustine sprouting up inside the 18 yard boxes, and rolling hills of semi-green…

LOSS: 4-3 vs Arsenal – Badgers Run Out Of Time
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LOSS: 4-3 vs Arsenal – Badgers Run Out Of Time

Another beautiful 8am game at the Clark Field Stadium. Green grass, musical vibes, Ciro had Starbucks and Jefe had a pre-game Twisted Tea. All was good…. except there wasn’t a keeper in sight with Jaybone reenacting the 1985 smash hit Easy Lover by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey in his living room. “Billy, you want…

WIN: 3-1 vs Balcones – Badgers End Season With a Win As The Game is Cut Short After “Spitgate”

WIN: 3-1 vs Balcones – Badgers End Season With a Win As The Game is Cut Short After “Spitgate”

So many story lines as the Honey Badgers capped off their championship season with a 3-1 victory over Balcones Fault FC. With the Jugglers losing prior to kickoff, the Badgers ended the season with a dominating 8 point margin at the top of the Over 40B table. Champions baby, champions. With the season wrapped up,…

DRAW: 1-1 vs Old Boys – Short-Handed Badgers Grab a Draw and Ryan Willis is Alive and Well!

DRAW: 1-1 vs Old Boys – Short-Handed Badgers Grab a Draw and Ryan Willis is Alive and Well!

This was gonna be a tough one. The Honey Badgers were in desperate need of 11 players not injured, out of town, or missing in action. Luckily, no small thanks to Chris Peterson’s social media blitz, 11 players showed up and took the pitch to face the Old Boys on a beautiful Sunday morning. The…

WIN: 3-0 vs Jugglers –  Badgers go Top Of The Table!
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WIN: 3-0 vs Jugglers – Badgers go Top Of The Table!

It was sweet sweet revenge for Cameron Road today as they leapfrogged The Jugglers to go back into first place on Jefe’s birthday. Jefe was there in spirit, as his physical body had been consuming mushrooms and margaritas since 6am as he received a day off to extend the celebrations. #sakibomb It was a (shocker)…

LOSS: 2-1 vs Travis FC – Honey Badgers See Red in Opening Day Loss

LOSS: 2-1 vs Travis FC – Honey Badgers See Red in Opening Day Loss

Three months off and the Honey Badgers kicked off their season with a tough loss on field 10 out at Onion Creek. The numbers were solid with four subs. Derek was back on the pitch, Chappy was still not ready to suit up and Ciro was (presumably) cold somewhere. New Brian, who is actually original…

WIN: 14-0 vs Elephants – Honey Badgers Barely Squeak By Elephants

WIN: 14-0 vs Elephants – Honey Badgers Barely Squeak By Elephants

Hopefully these Elephants do forget, because they’ve been beaten 24-0 in two games against the explosive Honey Badgers. When you lose two games on the trot, the Elephants are the perfect medicine to make all the pain go away. With one sub at their disposal (what a treat!), Cameron Road hit the pitch on a…

LOSS: 5-4 vs Balcones Fault – Haunted Balcones Fault is All Tricks and No Treats in Halloween Thrilla

LOSS: 5-4 vs Balcones Fault – Haunted Balcones Fault is All Tricks and No Treats in Halloween Thrilla

Thanks to Jefe for the mostly coherent recap….. Dateline: Austin’s False Fall, Sunday, October 31 – Halloween. Would last week’s slip-up with only a 7 man squad still haunt the Honey Badgers, or would they turn things around and get back to their winning ways? Would their be a victory feast of quality candy inside…

LOSS: 2-0 vs Jugglers – The Magnificent 7 Badgers Go Down Fighting
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LOSS: 2-0 vs Jugglers – The Magnificent 7 Badgers Go Down Fighting

Now that’s a headline baby! Like the 300 Spartans at the Hot Gates of Thermopylae, the severely outnumbered Honey Badgers faced an onslaught of Juggalos, fresh from the Gathering. In a perfect storm of vacations, Covid restrictions, injuries and previous engagements, only 7 Honey Badgers were available to make the trek to Manor on a…

WIN: 2-1 vs Manchester United – There’s a Headline You Probably Never Thought You’d See
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WIN: 2-1 vs Manchester United – There’s a Headline You Probably Never Thought You’d See

That’s right, you read it here first. Cameron Road defeated Manchester United’s Over 40 squad on Sunday afternoon at Onion Creek. Austin promised several inches of rain this weekend, but instead delivered a hot, humid, ragweed infused sweatshop of a pitch to do battle on. The Honey Badgers were welcoming back most of missing post-pandemic…

AMSA Covid-19 Task Force (Meeting Minutes) Match Report – June 29, 2020

AMSA Covid-19 Task Force (Meeting Minutes) Match Report – June 29, 2020

An Adam’s Arms Story…. After receiving Zeke’s latest email, the subject and quality of his content brought me great sadness. I yearned both for soccer and for match reports of said soccer from the #1 AMSA Over 30A Team Website in the Universe. And with that I bring you…   5:45 AM – Zeke receives…

Somewhere in the Multiverse, CRU Beat the Punters 4-3 in a Thrilling, Glorious Clark Field Derby

Somewhere in the Multiverse, CRU Beat the Punters 4-3 in a Thrilling, Glorious Clark Field Derby

Somewhere out there in the flux of time and space, there’s a parallel universe that is exactly like ours – except for two very key differences. The first is that there is no Corona Virus. The second is that instead of a hot plate to cook his nightly tomato soup, Ryan Willis has a Stainless…

Galacticos TKO Badgers 6-2

Galacticos TKO Badgers 6-2

There just may be a reason Galacticos are currently 22 points ahead of Cameron Road this early in the season. Could be their excellent passing and shooting. Or it could be that the Honey Badgers still haven’t awoken fully from their Premier League hangover. Whatever the case, it was a fairly miserable Sunday at ye’old Onion…

Hey 2019, You Suck. Badgers Close Out Year With 0-1 Loss to CC United.

Hey 2019, You Suck. Badgers Close Out Year With 0-1 Loss to CC United.

The Soccer Gods have not been kind to Cameron Road this calendar year. A few wins and countless heartache was dished out by the tree line. Character was built up. Life lessons were learned. Patience was tested. But through it all, the Honey Badgers remained a formidable opponent, always ready to fight back when trapped in…

10 Men Badgers Fall to Madrigal Dragons 3-1 in Penultimate Match of 2019

10 Men Badgers Fall to Madrigal Dragons 3-1 in Penultimate Match of 2019

With injuries, out-of-towners, and “maybees” depleting the Cameron Road roster for the week, 10 brave Badgers manned Onion Creek like the Spartans at the Hot Gates. It was a media blackout, but reliable sources said Cameron Road fought well, gave the good fight, enjoyed some fantastic soccering weather, and drank a beer or seven after the game….

Verity’s Vertigo Inducing Uniforms Confuse and Bewilder Honey Badgers in 4-1 Loss

Verity’s Vertigo Inducing Uniforms Confuse and Bewilder Honey Badgers in 4-1 Loss

The Honey Badgers hoped to maintain a bit of momentum coming off the draw with the Punters, and next up on the schedule was Verity. Verity is another beer and grill loving thorn in the Honey Badgers side from years past. They are pretty big, and do a good job of moving the ball around….

Trophy is Secure as Badgers and Punters Play to 1-1 Draw

Trophy is Secure as Badgers and Punters Play to 1-1 Draw

The bi-annual rite of passage for Clark Field Supremacy was on display yesterday as the Honey Badgers and Punters squared off for their cathartic grudge match. Could Cameron Road bust out of their slump and get a result, fueled by Luke’s glorious motivational email and the watchful eyes of the tree line? Slim numbers and…