Author: Chappy

Honey Badgers Got So Much Trouble On Their Minds And Refuse To Lose As They Turn Onion Creek Into Their Own Private Thunderdome

Honey Badgers Got So Much Trouble On Their Minds And Refuse To Lose As They Turn Onion Creek Into Their Own Private Thunderdome

The Honey Badgers beat Club America 3-1 on opening day of the Summer Season and still haven’t lost in 2018. While the forecast was for thundershowers, the only thing that the clouds did was to hover over the fields at Onion Creek and take a humidity dump for 90 minutes. It. Was. Hot. And muggy.

Double Cutback Sunday! Derek Is the 2017/2018 MVP AND Wins The Golden Boot!!

Double Cutback Sunday! Derek Is the 2017/2018 MVP AND Wins The Golden Boot!!

What a day for Derek. After a great game where he landed the assist on Steve’s second goal, he was awarded the Golden Boot for being the Honey Badger’s top goal scorer for the 2017 – 2018 season. And if that wasn’t enough, mere minutes later he took home the other top prize as the…

Honey Badgers End Season On A High With 2-1 Victory Over First Place Phoenix!

Honey Badgers End Season On A High With 2-1 Victory Over First Place Phoenix!

In what has been a truly remarkable run since the Fall Cup, the Honey Badgers finished off their undefeated Spring Season with a 2-1 win over the division champions, Phoenix. Sure, sure, Phoenix started a man down (or two), but who’s counting, right? The ended up full strength when it was all said and done…

Honey Badgers Take Back The Crown & Anchor from Chopped Liverpool In A 2-1 Victory

Honey Badgers Take Back The Crown & Anchor from Chopped Liverpool In A 2-1 Victory

NEMP 18? Where in the Hell is NEMP 18? On a desolate strip of near barren, undulating tundra, Cameron Road brought their A-Game to vanquish yet another opponent in what has become a fairly remarkable run since the start of the Fall Cup. While beating Liverpool and resuming normal service as Crown & Anchor Champions…

Defenders Drop Like Flies As Honey Badgers Earn 1-1 Draw with Verity

Defenders Drop Like Flies As Honey Badgers Earn 1-1 Draw with Verity

The field was covered with a light coat of dew as the Honey Badgers arrived for their early morning, 8am game with Verity. Unfortunately, the dew was brown, lumpy, and left near the touch line by some sort of bear-human hybrid and had to be removed with an old tent cover found in the trash…

Danimal Quote-a-thon, Bluebonnets, And A Honey Badger Comeback To Tie The Gunners 1-1

Danimal Quote-a-thon, Bluebonnets, And A Honey Badger Comeback To Tie The Gunners 1-1

Ah, it’s springtime in Austin. You know, where it’s 40 degrees and freezing on Saturday, and 75 and sunny on soccer Sunday. Where the flowers are in full bloom and there’s not a worry on an ill word on anyone’s mind. Where peace and harmony reign supreme and middle aged men stand together, hand-in-hand, to…

Derek’s Cutbacks Break Twelve Club America Ankles As His Goal Carries Cameron Road to Another Victory

Derek’s Cutbacks Break Twelve Club America Ankles As His Goal Carries Cameron Road to Another Victory

The Honey Badgers are on a heater. This season has seen them take 11 out of 15 points with no losses (and a perfect post-match record), and they don’t look to let up anytime soon. After last week’s mauling of Cosmos up in Manor, Cameron Road was back at their familiar stomping grounds at Onion…

Breaking News: Honey Badgers Week-Long Email Thread After 3-0 Win Against Cosmos Is More Exciting Than the Punters First Half Against Phoenix

Breaking News: Honey Badgers Week-Long Email Thread After 3-0 Win Against Cosmos Is More Exciting Than the Punters First Half Against Phoenix

What follows is a week-long transcript of the Honey Badgers victory. Thread started and titled by Chris Peterson: PETERSON: C Road 3, Idiot Team 0

Sun Sets on Beerca as Honey Badgers Put Together Complete Performance in Dominating 2-0 Win!

Sun Sets on Beerca as Honey Badgers Put Together Complete Performance in Dominating 2-0 Win!

Two fantastic goals, a shutout, 3 yellow cards, cookies, ice baths, duplicate ice baths, and a beautiful sunset that drenched the treeline. This game had it all! Nobody likes to play Beercelona. They have several giant lugs and an all around solid squad. They are known for giving the Honey Badgers fits. But Cameron Road was…

El Clásico Ends In A 1-1 Stalemate As The Punters Are Again Winless in 4 Out of 5 Matches with Cameron Road

El Clásico Ends In A 1-1 Stalemate As The Punters Are Again Winless in 4 Out of 5 Matches with Cameron Road

Another day, another match where the Punters Clark Field dominance seems like a distant memory. Well, I guess it is a distant memory as Cameron Road found their Honey Badger spirit to claw out a 1-1 draw at Onion Creek today. Nestled deep within the treeline on field #10, Cameron Road were buzzing with Luke’s…

Honey Badgers Emerge From Winter Hibernation To A Scrappy 1-1 Draw With Madrigal Dragons

Ahh, remember the good l’days of December yore when the Honey Badgers were making their Fall Cup run straight through the hearts of the Punters and Dragons? Well, it was time to put the past to bed and suit up for the first competitive soccer in two and a half months. For the first game of…

Honey Badgers Lose 3-2 Battle with Beerca, But Still Winning the War

Cameron Road may have been edged out at the final whistle in yesterday’s match with Beercalona, but as the Fall Season came to a close, they are still #winning. Lets review the goals for the season: #1 Beat the Punters, check. #2 Finish ahead of the Punters/Dragons/Strikers, check. #3 Sit comfortably upper to mid table…