Oh No He Dii’nt!
Weimaraner 1 – Honey Badger 0
Author: Chappy
A Closer Look Inside Cameron Road United’s Greatest Season of All Time
Let’s peer closer at what the Honey Badgers were able to do in 2012-2013 through El Jefe colored glasses. The stats are quite staggering: 47 points. The second highest point total IN THE LEAGUE of over 150 teams. 15 wins, 2 draws, 1 loss +40 goal difference 15 players scored Andy lead the team with…
Champions.
Your 2012-2013 nearly undefeated Over 30c Champions. (not pictured: Billy, Gianluca, Cuyler, Dermot, and BT)
Luke Wins the 2012/2013 MVP!
It was a tight race between Luke, Ciro and Ryan, but the man from Oklahoma proved to be the big winner and the people’s choice as he claimed the inaugural Player of the Year award. Luke played defense, he played offense, he played keeper, he brought beer, he played with a smile, he scored goals,…
Andy Wins the 2012-2013 Golden Boot
With 11 goals, Andy proudly displays his first ever Golden Boot award. Maybe the magic is in his number, which hang precariously on the back of his jersey by a thread.
Honey Badgers Close Out the Season with 4-1 Win Over Marioooooo and Team Somerset
That’s a wrap. Cameron Road United defeated Team Somerset on their final game of the season 4-1 with two goals from Danimal, a penalty from El Jefe and an Andy Michaelis bomb from downtown. It was looking like an easy win, especially when Team Somerset only fielded 8 players to start the game, but it…
Honey Badgers in the Mist – Gigi Hat Trick Dries Up Deep Eddy
As the mysterious mist descended upon Manor, Cameron Road United defeated Deep Eddy 3-1 with one game to go in this glorious, championship campaign. A rare EMP game in Manor, coupled with the cryptic fog, set the game back a few minutes as players and referees trickled in. Like last week, CRU featured an abbreviated…
Ciro and Luke Fire Cameron Road to the Over 30c Title
Champions! An eleven man Cameron Road squad put the league to bed with a dramatic 2-1 come from behind victory Sunday morning. With a third of the team unavailable, a gritty performance was needed against an improving mid-table 2XS.
Badger Fro
With ice pack on wounded shoulder, Adam sports the latest and greatest in Honey Badger haircuts. Official team barbers Jefe and Peyton approve.
Honey Badgers Lick Their Wounds After 0-3 Defeat to CC United
This tiny, 7oz beer says it all. Cameron Road United underwhelmed in a lackluster performance Sunday and saw their undefeated streak come to an end. Yes, there were chances. Most notably Adam and Z in the first half and BT, Billy and Andy in the second. But the Honey Badgers couldn’t put it together and…
Lethal Outbreak of Soccer Breaks Out on Field #4 as Cameron Road Beats Grackles 1-0
Cameron Road United pushed their division leading lead to 9 points with a decisive 1-0 win over the Grackles. In what was arguably their best overall performance, Cameron Road packed the sidelines 18 deep in yellow and blue (including the real “last game” by DannyWay Stujediashong), passed their way around the pitch with verve and…
CRU 2 – Celtic Cowboys 1. Bloody Hell.
Ryan deservingly sips his Lone Star from the a gargantuan Mizuno koozie after scoring the winning goal only moments earlier.
2 Numptys. 1 Bet.
In 2012 Chappy and Willis decided to make a bet on who would score the most goals in the calendar year. With a slim 1 goal advantage, Chappy prevailed and finally was presented with his winnings… a sparkling new pair of fantastic Miznuno Supersonic Wave IIIs in honey badger gold. But the custom inscription begs…
El Jefe Balances the Books in 2-1 Win Over Hooligans
On a chilly, cloudy morning on the high plains of NEMP, Cameron Road battled a pesky opponent but came out on top to keep their winning streak alive as they beat the Hooligans 2-1. With several players injured and out of action (Chappy, Peterson), several players injured but giving it a go (Luke, BT),…
BT Pays Visit to CRU Spiritual Leader
In an effort to heal his never ending list of injuries, BT missed the game to make a special pilgrimage to San Diego where he met personally with His Eminence, the Honey Badger! Although the meeting was discreet and private, undisclosed west coast CRU sources revealed that Brian received a full body blessing and a…
CRU 3 – FC DeVille 1
Cameron Road United battled a pesky FC DeVille as well as a NEMPish gale force wind, but remained undefeated with their 3-1 victory. The win wasn’t quite as convincing as the previous week’s mauling of Slaughter FC Phoenix, but the workman-like effort kept them at the top of the Over 30c table. CRU sported a…
Honey Badgers Slaughter FC Phoenix – Feast on Goals in a 10-0 Rout
Cameron Road United sent out a powerful message to the rest of the league yesterday with an emphatic and overwhelming show of force – dismantling Slaughter FC – Phoenix to the tune of 10-0 for the biggest opening day win ever. In what could only be described as a bloodthirsty hunt for goals from the…
Ambushed!!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4fB7cZ1mHw&feature=youtu.be This is what happens when it’s your last game for the Honey Badgers and you bring a human shield for sideline water cooler dousing protection. The Honey Badgers are a crafty and opportunistic bunch, ready to pounce at a moment’s notice. Ciro, be forewarned.
Honey Badgers Beat Hooligans 4-2 to Remain Undefeated!
The Honey Badgers defeated the Hooligans 4-2 to cap off their undefeated Fall Season and move back into sole possession of 1st place in the Over 30C division. The first half of the season has been a roaring success, with maximum points in all but 2 games and a mind-blowing +22 goal difference.
2012 Holiday Party and Ping Pong Tourney
Thanks to everyone who attended the 2012 Cameron Road Holiday party and ping pong tournament at Casa de Chapoton. The Guinness and margaritas were flowing, the burgers and sausages were sizzling, and the garage pong was in full effect. Coming to the party dressed for success, Willis took the title with his victory over Zoran…
Stash-a-Thon 2012
Having failed to reach the playoffs in the 2012 Austin Fall Cup, the Honey Badgers took the title for “Most Impressive Facial Hair” of the tournament.
2012 Austin Fall Cup Report
Filled with knowledge way beyond his years, Luke rightly pointed out that Cameron Road only advances out of the group stages every other year. And having just reached the pinacle of the finals in 2011, it would stand to reason that the 2012 Austin Fall Cup campaign would be a short one. Unfortunately, he was…
Honey Badgers Tame Wolves to Stay Undefeated in the Fall Finale
Cameron Road United closed out the Fall Campaign with a hard fought 0-0 draw against Slaughter FC Wolves. The point keeps CRU at the top of the table in first place and keeps their season long unbeaten streak alive. As special guest star and former Captain Andrew Magilow stood by with his family, the Honey…
CRU 2 – Taboka 0
Cameron Road continued their Fall 2012 assault with a resounding thumping of Takoba FC, more commonly well know as Havoc from you O.G.’s out there. In stark contrast to last week’s massive turnout for the “non-game”, this week the pickins were slim with only 11 at kickoff, and Gianluca arriving late to give us one…
CRU 0 – Austin Blues 0
Cameron Road survived a tricky tie with Austin Blues on Sunday to keep their dreams of an undefeated season alive and well. With Jay out slumming it with his “other” team, CRU relied on a dynamic duo at keeper and a massive effort by the defense to hold Austin Blues at bay and come out…
Honey Badger of the Sea
While eating the island of Isla Mujeres out of tacos and attempting to rid it of cerveza, Chappy found time to unleash the Honey Badger in an epic battle with two seafaring foes: A giant marlin and barracuda. Honey Badger 2 – Big Giant Fish 0
CRU 1 – Celtic Cowboys 0
Game report as follows: Windy. Cold. SEMP. Ryan missed easiest goal of his life. Dermot with a traditional Irish on Irish yellow card. Crosley without a game winner. Peterson to Danimal to Daniel winner. The end.
CRU Make Splash – Beat Deep Eddy 3-1.
With Mother Nature offering up a round of thunder poppers on Saturday, it was a pleasant surprise to wake up to the Onion Creek Soccer Sanctuary being open for business today. Fifteen Honey Badgers assembled on field #9 to do battle with the elder statesman of Deep Eddy. It became clear that Deep Eddy’s main…