Author: Chappy

Honey Badgers Slay the Mighty Dragons as the Realm Rejoices

Once upon a time…. The brave and mighty Honey Badgers were called upon to smote down the evil Dragons who had taken over the Onion Creek Soccer Lands. Usually a docile, fun-loving but hard-drinking bunch, the Honey Badgers received a scroll from the ancient Wizzard “Billah” to warn them of the impending doom.

No Last Minute Goal Needed This Time As Cameron Road Beats Celtic 4-2

The Summer Season started up yesterday with a classic old school grudge match with those green and white hooped hooligans known as the Celtic Cowboys. Only this version didn’t have any of the Celtic charm that they usually do. They were pretty tame and dare I say, polite! Still, they were on par with or…

A Closer Look Inside Cameron Road United’s Greatest Season of All Time

Let’s peer closer at what the Honey Badgers were able to do in 2012-2013 through El Jefe colored glasses. The stats are quite staggering: 47 points. The second highest point total IN THE LEAGUE of over 150 teams. 15 wins, 2 draws, 1 loss +40 goal difference 15 players scored Andy lead the team with…

Honey Badgers Close Out the Season with 4-1 Win Over Marioooooo and Team Somerset

That’s a wrap. Cameron Road United defeated Team Somerset on their final game of the season 4-1 with two goals from Danimal, a penalty from El Jefe and an Andy Michaelis bomb from downtown. It was looking like an easy win, especially when Team Somerset only fielded 8 players to start the game, but it…

Honey Badgers in the Mist – Gigi Hat Trick Dries Up Deep Eddy

As the mysterious mist descended upon Manor, Cameron Road United defeated Deep Eddy 3-1 with one game to go in this glorious, championship campaign. A rare EMP game in Manor, coupled with the cryptic fog, set the game back a few minutes as players and referees trickled in. Like last week, CRU featured an abbreviated…

Honey Badgers Lick Their Wounds After 0-3 Defeat to CC United

This tiny, 7oz beer says it all. Cameron Road United underwhelmed in a lackluster performance Sunday and saw their undefeated streak come to an end. Yes, there were chances. Most notably Adam and Z in the first half and BT, Billy and Andy in the second. But the Honey Badgers couldn’t put it together and…

Lethal Outbreak of Soccer Breaks Out on Field #4 as Cameron Road Beats Grackles 1-0

Cameron Road United pushed their division leading lead to 9 points with a decisive 1-0 win over the Grackles. In what was arguably their best overall performance, Cameron Road packed the sidelines 18 deep in yellow and blue (including the real “last game” by DannyWay Stujediashong), passed their way around the pitch with verve and…

2 Numptys. 1 Bet.

In 2012 Chappy and Willis decided to make a bet on who would score the most goals in the calendar year. With a slim 1 goal advantage, Chappy prevailed and finally was presented with his winnings… a sparkling new pair of fantastic Miznuno Supersonic Wave IIIs in honey badger gold. But the custom inscription begs…

CRU 3 – FC DeVille 1

Cameron Road United battled a pesky FC DeVille as well as a NEMPish gale force wind, but remained undefeated with their 3-1 victory. The win wasn’t quite as convincing as the previous week’s mauling of Slaughter FC Phoenix, but the workman-like effort kept them at the top of the Over 30c table. CRU sported a…

Honey Badgers Slaughter FC Phoenix – Feast on Goals in a 10-0 Rout

Cameron Road United sent out a powerful message to the rest of the league yesterday with an emphatic and overwhelming show of force – dismantling Slaughter FC – Phoenix to the tune of 10-0 for the biggest opening day win ever. In what could only be described as a bloodthirsty hunt for goals from the…

Ambushed!!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4fB7cZ1mHw&feature=youtu.be This is what happens when it’s your last game for the Honey Badgers and you bring a human shield for sideline water cooler dousing protection. The Honey Badgers are a crafty and opportunistic bunch, ready to pounce at a moment’s notice. Ciro, be forewarned.