On a blustery day where winter clung to Onion Creek like Ciro clutching his USB portable heater on an 85 degree afternoon, the Honey Badgers gathered to do battle after last week’s blood letting. With a flurry of late night text exchanges, Jay employed his 5 man defensive shield in front of him to start…
Best Impersonation of an Over 30 Premier Team: Cameron Road Untied. Best Header of a Ball Without Knowing You are Heading a Ball: BT, after Jaybone nailed him in the back of the head. Best Comeback Line: Ryan Willis for his timely comment to last week’s referee after the umpteenth Wickham goal went in. “What…
Just when you least expect it, the Match Report is back! Like a fart under the covers on Valentine’s Day. For those not fortunate enough to have spent the last three months at Clark Field every Sunday, today marked the first soccer action of the new year. There was a little rust to knock off,…
This week’s installment brought to you by: BT’s neck beard, Peterson’s tuna sandwiches, Ciro’s new “high-vis” match ball, New Brian’s elegant yacht-wear, Jaybone’s face save, New Jeff’s sore back, Derek’s “loneliest man past the halfway line” lifestyle, Chris G’s biceps and abs, Adam’s oranges, Jefe’s Chelsea hat, Bret’s new boots, Danimal’s reverse pineapple voice of…
3 Apaches and 2 Chinooks dropped an impressive amount of ordnance over the tree line yesterday to combat the worm and fly infestation. #Bugpocalypse
The Battle of Waterloo was fought on Sunday, 18 June 1815, near Waterloo in present-day Belgium, then part of the United Kingdom of the Netherlands. A French army under the command of Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte was defeated by two of the armies of the Seventh Coalition: a British-led Allied army under the command of the Duke of Wellington, and a Prussian army under the command of Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher, Prince…
Dave forgot his cleats. Derek had a few shots. Jaybone made some fantastic saves. The Honey Badgers controlled the first 20 minutes of the second half. Ciro scored a cracker. Jeff got iced. Any scores you read on the AMSA website are FAKE NEWS!!!! Men-of-the-Match: Thanks to Dermot and Scott for donating their coveted jerseys…
I decided that each of us having their own personal soccer haiku would pump us up for glorious summer victory. I mean, why wouldn’t it? Makes sense. Ok, good talk. Let’s beat these dentists.
And so another Summer Season cometh to a close. Great way to end the season with back to back solid performances.
“Nice try stupid team, we are Cameron Road. We don’t even know how it happens, just does” – Chris Peterson That pretty much sums up yesterday’s 4-2 win over previously undefeated (and quite full of themselves) Galacticos. The fact that there even was a game was pretty amazing. Driving to the fields before 2:00, there…
BT On Fire! McKenna Can’t Miss! Chappy Continues to Miss! Who is Cory? Ryan Drinks Early! Jake and his Ascot!
Like Muhammad Ali in his prime, the Honey Badgers continued their summer “rope-a-dope” strategy with yet another strategic loss. While the Honey Badgers seem unable and unwilling to deploy this tactic during the regular season, they have no trouble deceiving the league once the temperatures hit triple digits. With a few subs to spare (but only…
Epilogue: The visions grew more intense in their temerity and lucidity; What was going on? 48 year old Jeff Spicoli? A cut back?….. “Put it Up!”……. Jake heading it off the defensive line. Yuni giving out handshakes. Adam thumping a left footed shot for goal? Against the Dragons!????.. Wu tang!…………. Chappy awakened from his dream… Confused and…
Ahh, it’s just summer, right? Despite playing some pretty nice football for a lot of the game, the Honey Badgers just couldn’t overcome two goals and a penalty kick by Austin Blues. The Badgers back line was mostly strong, the midfield was able to pass the ball around smartly, but with Steve and Derek MIA,…
The Chris Peterson “Send it” Report: Well, unless you have a jacked up toe or other aliments you came to the game. That was about 11.5 of us, Brett was on Dad duty and well BT has calves apparently. In a day where Chappy circled Onion Creek via airplane with a future blow job in Mexico…
Apparently, Greg and AJ have put together a summer team, gathering up some familiar faces from Clark Field (who eerily resemble the Punters). Since both of them refused Chappy’s pre-match $10 bribe, the game moved on as scheduled in the 200 degree Texas sun. Heroically, Cameron Road managed to hold Greg and AJ scoreless for…
The Honey Badgers beat Club America 3-1 on opening day of the Summer Season and still haven’t lost in 2018. While the forecast was for thundershowers, the only thing that the clouds did was to hover over the fields at Onion Creek and take a humidity dump for 90 minutes. It. Was. Hot. And muggy.
