Author: Chappy
Honey Badgers Come Up Short In As They Lose to Austin Athletic Club 0-2
The view from the sidelines was not pretty as these two Over 30B heavyweights slugged it out for 90 minutes on Sunday for top-of-the-table supremacy. The game was rough and tumble from the start, with fouls from each side landing as often as passes.
Good Morning NEMP
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The Milton Report: 3/22/14
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Cameron Road and the Grackles Battle the Wind to a Stalemate
Back-to-back windy games for the Honey Badgers. This time out it was the high plains of NEMP that provided the wind-tunnel setting for the early morning match against the Grackles.
The Milton Report: 3/16/14
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Baker Street 4 – Luke’s Throw Ins 3
Cameron Road’s seven game win streak ran up against a Texas tornado yesterday and they were blown momentarily off course by Baker Street in a 4-3 loss. The wind played a huge factor as all but one of the seven goals was scored with it. The mighty Honey Badgers put themselves in a fantastic position…
Honey Badgers Beat Austin Athletic Club 2-1 To Move Into First Place
It’s seventh heaven for the Honey Badgers as they beat Austin Athletic Club 2-1 yesterday to take sole position of first place headed into the Spring Season! The two table leaders suited up for a winner-take-all game for the top of the division. Austin Athletic Club has always been a pesky opponent, especially when they…
The Milton Report: 2-16-2014
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Honey Badgers Crush Bat City 4-0 On Opening Day 2014
For the first time in two and a half months, Cameron Road beat a team that wasn’t called The Punters. But it looks like all the sparring with their Clark Field sister team paid off as the Honey Badgers routed Bat City 4-0 to win their sixth straight game! It looked like and All Star…
CRU Ends the Season in Style with a Thrilling 2-1 Victory Against the Baker Street Boys
With their second straight 2-1 victory, Cameron Road United pushed their win streak to 5 games and sit in third place going into the winter break. It has been a fantastic run of games for the Honey Badgers who just seem to find a way to win each week no matter the lineup. Cameron Road…
Cameron Road 2 – Grackles 1
The streak continues! Cameron Road beat Grackles 2-1 yesterday to run their win streak to 4 games. It was an unseasonably HOT day at the Onion Creek Soccer Complex, temperatures were soaring into the 80’s which made it tough going for the 11 Honey Badgers who were available for the game. For the umpteenth week,…
R.I.P. Red Chair
I would like to take a moment of silence to pay final respects for my red chair, which lost it’s long battle with my foolishness today. At approximately 12:37 CST, my trusty old friend collapsed and finally gave out after years of loyal service. It seems fitting that his dying act was one of raucous…
The Milton Report: 11-10-2013
After a long awaited absence, the Seshmeister returns with a breakdown of today’s 3-0 win as only he can. httpv://youtu.be/bl6EvDJjXQc
A Tale of Two Halves: Cameron Road United Beats Takoba 3-0
I think Charles Dickens said it best: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of offense, it was the age of defense, it was the epoch of scoring, it was the epoch of raging, it was the season of Peterson, it was the season of Danimal,…
Dual Ice Baths Provide the Backdrop for a Victory Celebration
httpv://youtu.be/wt8dtLk8v2c Classic Ice Bath diversionary tactics. As Chappy videos, Jay and El Jefe split up for a tandem post game ice bath celebration. As a side note, well after the initial ice baths, El Jefe also managed to douse Luke. Extra points given for drenching a man in street clothes.
Honey Badgers Reclaim Crown from Chopped Liverpool with a Nasty 2-1 Come From Behind Win
Cameron Road United reclaimed beer drinking bragging rights in the Crown and Anchor Derby Sunday with a thrilling come from behind victory. This wasn’t a beautiful Barca vs. Real Madrid Classico, this was more of an old school AFC West showdown between the Raiders and the Chiefs. The tackles and cards were flying as both…
There Are No Rainouts At Honey Badger Staduim
With grey skies and yet another rainout on the books, Honey Badger stadium was open and played host to a thrilling 15-15 Yellow vs. Blue scrimmage.
CRU 2 – Cannondade 0
Cameron Road United gets its first win of the season with a 2-0 victory against Cannondale (a subsidiary of the Slaughter conglomerate). According to unverified third party reports, various faxes received, a Western Union telegram, and a carney soothsayer’s visions, Steve McKenna came away with both goals.
CRU Shoots for the Stars, but Settles for a 1-1 Draw with the Cosmos
Week two of Over 30B saw last year’s #1 and #2 teams face off for the first time. After coming off a disappointing loss last Sunday, the Honey Badgers were eager to restart the season and get some points on the board. Cameron Road welcomed back a big chunk of the defense as Danimal, Cuyler,…
No Magic Today as CRU Fall to Dragons 0-2 on Opening Day
Cameron Road United was denied an opening day victory as the Dragons proved a worthy opponent on Opening day 2013. It was a rag-tag bunch that showed up for the game: Many hungover from the night’s festivities. A few under the weather. Nevertheless, the 12 that showed up expected to get something out of…
Summer Campaign Comes Crashing Down with a 1-1 Draw
With a win needed to secure the summer season title, Cameron Road United fielded a strong 16 man squad on another blistering hot Sunday afternoon. They lined up to face the top dawgs Beercelona.
The Race For the Summer Title Is ON!
With a win against Beercelona on Sunday Cameron Road win its second consecutive title on goal differential. Honey Badgers….. ATTACK!!!
The View From the Tent
After falling just short of another amazing comeback on the field, Cameron Road absolutely destroyed the Post Game under the shade of the duel tented badger den. There were some interesting developments to say the least. Does the phrase “back to front” ring a bell? No… just ask Peterson.
Sergio Aguero Sinks Honey Badger Comeback with Another Agonizing Last Minute Goal
Heartbreak for the Honey Badgers as 20 man Manchester City score a last minute goal to spoil yet another epic comeback. The 3-4 scoreline indicated a close game, but it wasn’t looking that close in the first 30 minutes. With gold and blue clocks all around Austin apparently stuck on 1:30, Cameron Road struggled to…
Demasido Tejon Miel Para Tomamos Muchas Cervezas
On a day where Satin himself sat his ass down on Onion Creek Field #10 and superheated the turf to plasma-like conditions, the Honey Badgers kicked into “don’t give a shit” mode and destroyed Tomamos Muchas Cervezas by 5 goals.
The Milton Report 7-14-13
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